quote:

---

Oh, baby, baby — Britney Spears is the dream girl who drives you crazy! The bouncy teenage pop superstar (and girlfriend of 'NSync member Justin Timberlake) is your celebrity match. Since you're probably happy and playful yourself, you'd make a great date for this youthful ball of energy. A Louisiana native and retired Mickey Mouse Club member, Britney has a clear, bubblegum-friendly voice that's very much at home at the top of the charts. And then there's that dancin' body... But you probably admire her for her commitment and dedication to success, right? Right. Her bubbly brand of ambition-mixed-with-femininity doesn't come along very often. You've scored a winner with this glamorous schoolgirl — Britney will hold you tight, treat you right, be with you day and night, and make you feel like a kid again (you dirty old man).

---

quote:

---

Who's that hunka, hunka burnin' love? That's easy, mate — it's Russell Crowe, your perfect celebrity match. The latest Wonder from Down Under, the studly Aussie has what it takes to get your pulse thumping. You can't resist his stubbled chin and manly physique, especially when he's sporting those teensy gladiator outfits. (We won't even mention that sexy accent...) And his bad boy reputation drives you wild. No poetry-reading, doting sensitive guys for you. No problem: Amusing and charming one moment, ready to bust some heads the next, Mr. Crowe is a passionate, intense fella. No wonder Meg Ryan fell for him! He's multi-talented, too. Not only is he a top-notch actor (check out L.A. Confidential for proof), but he plays guitar, sings, and writes lyrics for his own rock band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts. Confident, outspoken, and tough as nails, he's the ultimate rebel. Think you could tame him? Good luck!

---

CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01

quote:

---

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

---

quote:

---

Step right up to the catwalk — leggy blond supermodel/actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is your dream celebrity match. And what a match she is! The former Sports Illustrated cover girl is as gorgeous as they come — she was even voted one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People in 1998. The California native is the perfect mix of glamour and goofiness; you get the feeling she'd put on skimpy lingerie and then clown around before bed. But maybe that's just because she's put in a few guest appearances as David Spade's silly-but-sexy ex-wife on the sitcom Just Shoot Me. And, of course, anyone who'd put up with all that blue body paint for X-Men simply has to be a saint. That combination of can-do attitude and sultry style drives you crazy — you never have been able to resist a sexy girl next door type. Ignore the fact that she's married to actor/musician/director John Stamos (Full House's Uncle Jesse), and spend your time daydreaming about a romantic poolside rendezvous, where the two of you can enjoy your own private swimsuit show.

---

quote:

---

DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

---

quote:

---

hornygoatweed23 I got Julia Roberts too, guess we will have to fight for her.

---

quote:

---

Straw, we could have a 3some yanno.....lol

---

quote:

---

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace.

She's a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality.

You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don't appreciate casual encounters. Rather, you prefer purity and tradition. Because of these predilections, you tend to attract men who understand your nature and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally arrive at the bedroom and your divine qualities are released, you reveal such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, you require love and devotion from your partners. You are an attentive and giving lover who knows how to make your man feel sexy, appreciated, and fulfilled. When you show your stuff, it's like a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

---

CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01

quote:

---

Game, set, match! You won't mind scoring "love" with tennis hottie Anna Kournikova across the net. The teenage bombshell is a ball of fire with looks and talent to spare. Sporty — she got her first tennis racket when she was five — sultry, and oh-so-sexy, she's exactly what you're looking for. Voted one of People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in 1998, her exotic Russian accent, party-girl reputation, and long blond locks are bound to have you longing for a game of one-on-one. You never have been able to resist a lady jock, especially when she's got a wild side. And it looks like you'll be getting to see plenty of your dream girl in places besides the tennis court — she's already hitting the silver screen with small parts in movies like Me, Myself & Irene. So pat yourself on the back for getting matched with the lovely Anna. After all, one night with her, and we're sure you'll feel like a champion.

---