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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Finish the quote OA.com style - New Game | ||||
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| Hawaii Mapmaker | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:30 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | Judge not, lest ye be kicked in the fuckin teeth. M-O-O-N that spells O&A Rule. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Love overcomes all problems except the important ones Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Time heals all wounds, unless it gets really infected and then they might have to amputate or use antibiotics or the person might just die from the wound. So always wear a condom. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Always dress for success or is it.. dress for some sex?? :)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :) I shake my booty at every chance. When i whip my hips you slip into a trance. | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 5:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | It is better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and then find out her name used to be Billy. Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 5:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. - Romanian Proverb Divorce makes a man wise, not rich. - Strawberry Proverb All roads lead to Rome. - Roman Proverb All roads lead to a strip club - Strawberry Proverb Don't offer me advice; give me money. - Spanish Proverb Don't offer me sex unless you give me money for it. - Strawberry Proverb God gave teeth; He will give bread. - Lithuanian Proverb God gave you teeth but another word and I'll knock them out - Strawberry Proverb  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-21-01 @ 5:58 PM | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Time waits for no man, so go fuck yourself! "I was born in the desert, raised in a lion's den" | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | when the going gets tough, just hire an illegal immigrant to do the job for $3/ hr. and use the rest to get wasted Now two, TWO! spots open! DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-21-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out, and get you drunk and laid on your 21st birthday son." | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 12:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | God Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to not ring the neck of the motherfuckers with good lawyers. If at first you don't succeed, DUCT TAPE! When all else fails, VICE GRIPS! Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, because to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! If your happy, and you know it, grab your bird!  The stupid shall be punished! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 7:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | The grass is always greener on the other side....except for where I let the dog go to the bathroom. Into each life a little rain must fall, or is that someone pissing off of a skyscraper [obscure reference] E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 8:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Those that can do all others take viagra Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | If the shoe fits, which way? medium or rare. Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 -red headed step child Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me a beer, because I just finished mine. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | It was the best of times, it was a worst of times. She f'ed my brains out then she stole my money and my pants in the middle of nowhere.  Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Safe? Out? Does it really matter? | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | We have to nothing to fear but fear itself and a shitload of other things. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | For every door that closes, God laughs at you because he slammed in your face and cracked your nose while he was at it. Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website Safe? Out? Does it really matter? | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | If I could save time in a bottle, I would live to be 300. Heres the story, of a lovely lady - who was busy banging 17 guys every night.  | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Rule 1: Don't sweat the petty things Rule 2: The fact that I just plowed your girlfriend and your sister at the same time is a petty thing  From cowardice that dares not know the truth, From laziness that is content with half-truth, From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth, Deliver me | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | "You cannot make someone love you..all you can do is stalk them, hope they panic, and give in" :)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :) I shake my booty at every chance. When i whip my hips you slip into a trance. | ||||
| NJDrunkrone | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | "Nothing Like a good set of Tits to get you through the day" | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Powered by Opie and Anthony, drained by the Radio Chick. One small step for man, one giant leap for a midget.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: ....but only hit you 19!! If your happy and you know it pinch ya helmet To error is human, to forgive ain't my fuckin job!! It's all fun and games till someone get an eye poked out...then it's a sport! "...and if I offended you well maybe you needed to be offended. Well, here's my apology and one more thing.... FUCK YOU!!!"- Mike Muir GO DEVS!!! | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I'm not playing the game right by finishing them off OA.com style, but I wanted to share some of my favorites: A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue. God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey! Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes. There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool! Your village just called, they're missing their idiot! Never fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to loose. When one door closes, another one opens. Sometimes we look so long at the closed door, we don't see the one that has opened. Two words guys hate...DON'T & STOP unless you put them together. You're as deep as a kiddie pool. Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely. Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas. Roses are red violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. How many bowls of COURAGE did you eat this morning? Life is like a snowstorm, you'll meet a lot of flakes. Cry me a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it.  Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic! All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK. This message was edited by FukMeBoobs on 6-23-01 @ 3:22 PM | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | To Gagootz: ;)quote: An apple a day... gets really boring after a while. A stitch in time saves nine... but keeping a live-in illegal immigrant to do the stitching saves you from having to learn how to sew.  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! This message was edited by The Brain on 6-23-01 @ 3:35 PM | ||||
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