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Grumpy
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posted on 03-01-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Heres a little ditty of a poem I'd thought I'd share.

I Love My Job!I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!

No! It's not the medication. I just thought it was funny. Every Dillon I get is equated to an FU right back at you!


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posted on 03-01-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy, I brought this back just for you. I think you need a distraction. Close your eyes and imagine the possibilities.and forget about where those men in the white jackets are taking you.




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posted on 03-01-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dillon!



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Metalfan
posted on 03-01-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Grump.....make it stop....NOW!!!! I feel like George C. Scott in hardcore already and its only been one rhyme!

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posted on 03-01-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy are you feeling ok?

BTW..Anna's hair isnt that long but thats a nice try


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