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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I'm an idiot, anyone else? | ||||
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| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:48 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Yesterday I went to Bridgewater Mall with this girl I work with for some cd shopping and lunch. We finished eating, I threw the contents of my tray in the garbage, and began to walk away with her back to the car to get back to work. Just as we got to the end of the food court, I realized I didn't have my cd's... first thought that crossed my mind was OH SHIT! I THREW THEM OUT! Ran back to the garbage, popped the top off and began to rout through it looking like an asshole, when all of a sudden my friend taps me on the shoulder and says 'table'. The fuckin' things were on the table where we were eating. Talk about a moron. damn.
I've adopted JohnSlack as my newbie- AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I can confidently say that you are all idiots! :-) | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Honey.. If I could wear a size 6 pair of jeans I would plaster that fucking sticker to my head for everyone to see...  This message was edited by KeeKee on 6-26-01 @ 9:59 AM | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: HEY LOKI.... just wondering.. do they make you go through an obstacle-training course to become a *cart collector* you know, make you weave in & out of orange cones with a bunch of shopping carts hehehe just kidding... I have been adopted by JUST JON | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | One morning in college the light bulb in my room burnt out and I got dressed in the dark. it wasn't until I got to class that someone pointed out I was wearing two different shoes. They weren't even close, black and brown! At that time I had taken a 6 week hiatus from smoking weed. I figured if I could do something so dumb anyway, it was time to get back on the dope again! | ||||
| whodawhatawhata | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | A number of years ago, my brother got tickets to see Rush. Let me say here that I never actually looked at the tickets beforehand (DUMB move). We headed for the Meadowlands and were amazed at the lack of traffic. When we got there, he shows the ticket to the parking attendant who tells him that there was a circus, not a concert there that night. He pointed out that the tickets were for the Nassau Colliseum. I think we set some land speed record that night as we made it in time for Rush's opening song. Adopted by Just Jon | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Is that like a cardcaptor?  | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i bought a ribbed shirt once & it had the clear strip on the chest with L on it bout 6 times from top to bottom. i went to work & out to lunch & then back to work & then out again, by the time i got home & took off my shirt that night i realized i had the sticker on my chest all day. so yea i can admitt i have done imbarrassing things my self. SIG PIC CREATED BY AUSTIN 3:16 E-Mail Me METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! Resident Strip Club Pimp | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: no, for two reasons. 1-cart collectors have purposes and are functional in society, and help us shop, while cardcaptors aren't 2-cart collectors are age 16-18, cardcaptors are 6-8  thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Well, Caz I have also left the house with the sticker still on my jeans. But I think the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was 18. I took this girl I was dating out to a really nice restaurant. We ordered our food and we were just sitting there talking. Anyway when the soup came I picked up my spoon and looked down at the bowl, just at that moment my glass eye fell out and landed right in the soup and made a big splash. Well, all I could do from just killing myself was to grab my eye, walk calmly to the bathroom, clean it off and put it back in. That is the most embarrassed I have ever been.  Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave. I wish you’d hurry up and execute me So I can be on my miserable way I don’t live today. | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Not that I was the idiot in this embarrasing moment but I sure did feel like one. My ex took me out to dinner for our anniversary to a really nice Portuguese restaurant. I had this nice black dress on. I ordered a lobster and since I am never good with cracking the claws to get to the good stuff, I asked my ex if he could. So as he was cracking it open, it shot across the table and next thing you know I had lobster all over my dress and my chest. I was so embarrased but all we could both do was laugh! He was really upset that he did it, but I was a good sport about it all...lol Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic! All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK. | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: DING DING DING.No more entries needed,folks.We have a winner. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. | ||||
| MendiTeats | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | Okay, my story actually happened while getting my pictures taken for the MILF contest today and I could have shot myself for it too, but too late. I went to squat down for a pic and said, "Oh my Gawd, I hope the string isn't showing." Ok, so I shouldn't think outloud, but I did and Rick gets up and runs into the studio to go tell the guys. Yeah, I was a bit embarrassed by that. Oh well. Mendi P.S. I saw a lady just last weekend with the size sticker on the back of her pants.  Be sure to check out my site at http://www.menditeats.com or check out Big Butt Magazine at http://www.bigbuttmag.com | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | this is not a lie. one time i was at the airport and my zipper was left down.... those of you who wear boxers are aware of the "loose" slit in the front of them..... i ended up walking around waiting for my girlfriend for over an hour with by dick hanging out basically till i realized what everyone was pointing at and gasping at..... not that its huge or anything........ just that it was there i guess freaked some peeps out.  Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01 | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 8:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I've done alot of stupid shit in my life, too many to count. But there was one where My boxers hung out of my singlet during a wrestling match, even though I won that match. The funniest part, they were the tackiest colors. I'm not an idiot most of the time though, Caz, usually, I'm an asshole, but people seem to like that. Go figure.  OA.com's headhunter and veteran of three board attacks. One sucessful graduate: whichwaymediumorrare And a brand new headhunter in training: Short hills mall | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | HEY MA CAZ .. you thought that was embaressing bebe . recall 2 weeks ago ... pull up to my normal gas station .. get out get cigs fill up .. it was FULL service .... man taps on the truNk i think im good to go ... BUZZZZZZZZZZZ WRONG try again dumbass ... I drive away *WITH* the gas jammy still in my ride ... how sick is that .... i thought i was goin to blow the fuck Up damiit ...... ah note to all check gas tank before puling away* i know its normal to check but the taping threw me off man !!!!!! gRRr blah .::rollS eyeS .::  | ||||
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