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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Anyone listening to Ron and Fez, they are talking about urban legends? What are some that you have heard that are supposedly true?



mikeWOW
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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the newly-wed game bit is the most famous "well im gonna have to say in the butt bob"
also- the richard gere one is pretty popular- hey lynch put it in his song

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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i heard that shock jock opie of the opie and anthony show's real name is greg.


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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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The movie sucked, thats for sure. Although Pacey from Dawsons creek was in it.





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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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quote:

the newly-wed game bit is the most famous "well im gonna have to say in the butt bob"

i know no one's going to believe it, but i have seen this one. last time ron & fez talked about these urban legends, a few callers called up to say that they had just shown it on fox, a clip show called "TV's Most Outrageous Moments." i saw the show too and basically they said the producers never aired it, but it did happen. when they showed it on the clip show, it was the first time it was broadcast.


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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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i heard that the o&a show was going to be syndicated.
some people will believe anything

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Zoloft
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
The thing about urban legends is that they aren't real. I've seen the Newlywed game clip and we all know Richard Gere takes it in the A ;)

The story about a boy who eats a box of pop rocks and drinks a gallon of soda, only to have his stomach explode, never really happened. URBAN LEGEND

That gang that drives around with their headlights off and shoots other drivers who flash their lights to warn them, never existed. URBAN LEGEND.

Try this one for more

URBAN LEGENDS




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mikeWOW
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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hey thats a great website

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I heard one about doctors finding 40lbs of feces in John Wayne when they did his autopsy.

Also one about Jamie Lee Curtis being a hermaphordite.

And one about Adidas being and acronym for "All day I dream about sex."

But Korn made reference to the last one.

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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Does anyone remember hearing about that old time radio host who went insane, didn't re-new his 5 year $90 mill contract and locked himself in a one room shack after losing his apartment and money repeating "Allison" and "Copycats" into a microphone not plugged into anything over and over again and if anyone stopped by the shack and started to talk to him he'd flip and accuse him of ripping him off through using the English language?

You didn't? Well wait a couple of years.

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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what about the girl who ate a Taco from Taco Bell that had spider eggs in it and a few weeks later spiders that had nested in her cheeks started to come out of her mouth.


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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:51 PM      
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My favorite urban legend is the one about the woman using a lobster to masturbate. Put the tail of a live lobster in her, and lit a lighter under its head. It squirmed and released a bunch of eggs it was trying to digest from some type of crab eggs it ate. 1 week later as the eggs hatched, she bloated, and in pain died. Crabs found inside her during the autopsy.


Heaaa fishy fishy fishy fishy. And it went, wherever I, did go!
Just Jon
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 2:27 AM      
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I went to a taping of Conan O'Brien years ago wehn Bob Eubanks was on e of the guests. He denied it ever happened on Conan's show. I think Bob has offered like $10,000 to anyone who can produce the footage.

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