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TonySoprano
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
A good friend of mine is playiin these two girls i've been tryin to get with for a while. He knows that i've been tryin to get with them. What to I do? We have been friends for a while and I dont know what to do.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
don't get involved, and don't come to the message board for relationship advice.


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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

don't get involved, and don't come to the message board for relationship advice.



[sarcasm] Yes listen to Kid he seems to know message board etiquette so well lately [/sarcasm]

Tony, your friend doesnt seem too much like a friend for going after girls that you like, i would just ride this one out, and he will probably break their hearts and then you can be their shoulder to cry on, leading to them liking you




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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I say F both of the chicks. Friends come and go but 3-somes are rare.
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Sephiroth
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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BUTT-HEAD THE GUY INTIL HIS FACE CAVES IN. THEN PEE ON THE GIRL SO ALL THE OTHER MALES KNOW THAT SHE IS YOUR PROPERTY.

Hope that helps.



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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

GrkqtOandAfan said:

...leading to them liking you



...and you will also be able to find out what your friends dick tastes like, without actually sucking his dick. Kinda like a sneak preview.



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Kid Afrika
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I said...
quote:

don't come to the message board for relationship advice.


GrkQT replied...
quote:

Yes listen to Kid he seems to know messageboard etiquette so well lately


Then Seph said...
quote:

BUTT-HEAD THE GUY INTIL HIS FACE CAVES IN. THEN PEE ON THE GIRL SO ALL THE OTHER MALES KNOW THAT SHE IS YOUR PROPERTY.


Now, do you understand why I said don´t come to the message board for relationship advice?


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rollin' down the strip on Vogues.
Comin' up slammin' Cadillac do's."



Joey BigArms
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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

A good friend of mine is playiin these two girls

Am I the only one having the vision of a 45 year old playing twister with two 11 years old?



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o&aswallow
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Now, do you understand why I said don´t come to the message board for relationship advice?



I don't know, Lovelines would have never gave this dude solid advice like this, plus he didn't have to waste all that time talking to a call screener??


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TonySoprano
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
GRQT, thanks, that sounds like the best idea.
Lazerus, i wish it were that easy.
Seph and Joey, seek help.

Hey, Charcoal Briquette, shut the fuck up before you find yourself sleeping with the fishes.
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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
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njstrawberry
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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quote:

3-somes are rare


ummm, not really ;)

Mobyworm
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Don't take any advise from anyone with over a thousand posts. ( Chances are they are not getting laid )

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Don't take any advise from anyone with over a thousand posts. ( Chances are they are not getting laid )


Uh oh Straw, your sex life is about to come to a screeching halt. Heed this warning!!



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Joey BigArms
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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Don't take any advise from anyone with over a thousand posts.

Are you implying that sex is better then O&A.com? Might have to check that out.



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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Tony, listen to the girls...we guys will tell you to eliminate the guy completely and then just take the girls...


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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

3-somes are rare

ummm, not really



Sweet :) :) :)





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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Honestly.. if he were REALLY your friend.. and knew you were "playing" these girls (of course.. if you're just trying to score.. read no further.. if it's romantic interest.. continue) then he NEVER would have made a move on them in the first place. Knowing you were trying to get their interest would make them off limits to friends until you either failed with both or succeeded with one.. in which case the other would be eligible.
Ergo.. continue trying.. the decision is ultimately up to them...
Friends love interests are kinda off limits.. one of those "man rules" things.. if He can't respect it.. why should you bother?


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SweetAngel
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

A good friend of mine is playiin these two girls i've been tryin to get with for a while.

Did anyone else notice that he's going after TWO girls? Why is that?
quote:

(of course.. if you're just trying to score.. read no further.. if it's romantic interest.. continue)

I think we can assume he's just trying to score...


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Kim
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Don't take any advise from anyone with over a thousand posts. ( Chances are they are not getting laid )



Chances Are?? Isn't that a song? ;)





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