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Lgaia
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Seph seeing that freaked me out!!! Anyway..... SeeYouNextTuesday, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A TWAT !!!????? Listen you dick sucking, cum gargling prick , Just because I listen to O & A and love them, does not mean that I endorse the killing of animals. If I didnt listen to them I wouldnt spend my time on this board, so go choke on a dick you fucking asshole!!





Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Lgaia, that poem is Stephen Lynch's "Kill a Kitten". It didn't look familiar to you at all? I'm not bashing you at all, but you should really pick your battles a little better.
Mr. Brownstone, I'm very dissappointed in you. That "bitch" was uncalled for.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Are you one of those bitches that walks around spray-painting people's fur coats?

For the record, I didn't call Lgaia a bitch, I called people who spray paint fur coats bitches. Also for the record, I have two kitties of my own that I love very much, but I also have a twisted sense of humor.




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Lgaia
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I understand what you are getting at Roger, but let me just say this: I listen to O&A from the moment I get in my car after work on the ride home., so that's from 5:45 to 7, so for the most part I dont have the pleasure of hearing the whole show,especially when I get stuck with assanine O.T., wish I did. So to answer your question, I have never heard Stephen Lynch do that song. The second thing is, I felt like I had to defend myself ...that's all.



Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Time to quit your job and move on to a place that let's you keep a radio at your desk.





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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Whether it's a goof or not , it's fucked up. This kind of shit makes me sick. These animals are just innocent and untainted



Did someone say taint ? ;)

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Lgaia
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Tell me about it, that place is run like a fuckin' concentration camp..I hate this place, nothing works here..........Taint? Did you ever see the skit on SNL <--- ( correction)about the guy who lost his taint?...........................






This message was edited by Lgaia on 7-5-01 @ 10:59 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Tell me about it, that place is run like a fuckin' concentration camp..I hate this place, nothing works here..........Taint? Did you ever see the skit on Mad tv about the guy who lost his taint?...........................


Yup I did but it was on SNL.



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Lgaia
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey wait a minute.....your right, I was cancelling all appointments that night as well....short term memory? What's that!! Thanks :)




Gabriel
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
I didn't post this earlier because I didn't want to turn this into a fight club thread, but I see it's too late for that. Lgaia, you said earlier that you belong to PETA. If you truly believe everything they stand for then you deserve this, otherwise, my apologies and I hope you think twice about your membership with that organization.
quote:

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

The same goes for me if you value another species above ours. You do? Then please don't reproduce. Just keep devoting your time and energy to Animal Rights rather than Human Rights. I always find it funny to hear about brain-dead PETA-crazy celebrities (ie. Pam Anderson) wearing leather because they 'forgot' cows were animals too. The Survivor I rat-eating uproar was the first time I heard about PETA sticking up for rodents (which was only because the show's high profile would get them publicity), they only really get upset when medical research needs to use a 'cute' animal. That's the one thing I hate about PETA(apart from their hypocrisy): they are always protesting animal testing(not just for cosmetic reasons but for medical research reasons as well) To all you PETA idiots: Have you ever worked at a medical research lab? I have, and I can tell you that we didn't kill all those rats for our own amusement, we killed those rats to advance our knowledge so that knowledge could be used to save a human life or to ease human suffering. In closing, I have to say that although I have both a cat and a dog, and I love them both very much but I would never choose their lives over the life of a family member or loved one. In fact, I would club a baby seal over the head with a spiked bat or choke the life out of a newborn puppy if it would save the life of a loved one... I know that sounds horrible but think about it, you wouldn't? If so, I'm quite happy I don't know you.


Recovering Asshole, please don't give me a reason to fall off the wagon, thank you.


This message was edited by Gabriel on 7-6-01 @ 12:35 AM
Meatbus
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 2:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Thank you for that totally ignorant, and cold-hearted rant Gabriel. We were all just dying to hear those pearls of wisdom issue from you.

Next time, try to do a little homework before pontificating about a subject you obviously know
NOTHING about.





For those interested, here's an article about a federal investigation into the sight:

http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/7572.html



This message was edited by Meatbus on 7-6-01 @ 3:42 AM
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 3:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I read something saying that PETA wanted to outlaw the traditional drinking of milk after an Indy 500 victory. I am ambivalent to PETA and its members but I thought that was stupid. They even said that it was racist because blacks lack the hormones to properly digest milk. Puhleeese



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weinie
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Tell me about it, that place is run like a fuckin' concentration camp..



As a jew, i object to this holocaust reference.
First its the kittens, now its the jews. God damn it, cant we all just get along?

btw, I thought Peta stood for People for Excessive Touching of Animals.

Gabriel
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
First off, meatbus... they are called 'sites' as in a website... Sight is one of the five senses... and those that lost it would most probably want it back and would have medical research as their only hope. As for my "totally ignorant, and cold-hearted rant"...
If you have a personal problem with me, we can take it to fightclub, if your problem is ideological, I'll be away from a PC so I give you the entire weekend to make some sort of point. And for everyone else, feel free to jump in or check out these links:
damn funny, from the Onion
charities on PETA's shit-list
sums up my feelings on the subject pretty well
One last thing what really gets me is how they want people to boycott the Alzheimer’s Association if you've ever had a relative who's suffered from that disease, you understand my anger. In simple terms, it's a brain disease and there is no substitute for experimenting on actual brain cells(a/k/a neurons) to see what effects chemicals and drugs will have on a human brain.


"Between the ages of 17 and 25, I was hammered all the time, eventually I realized I'd have to find someone who'd pay me to drink, or cut it out." - Roger Ailes
Man, I can't anyone who will pay me to drink, I guess that means... aww sh*t!
Recovering Asshole, please don't give me a reason to fall off the wagon, thank you.


This message was edited by Gabriel on 7-6-01 @ 3:05 PM
Nuggetking
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

The next time you feel like you need to post your opinion on something whether good bad or indifferent, I will make sure to point out what a cerebrally-challenged, chubby puke inducing prick bastard you are. So put your microscopic dick between your legs and run, because I have beliefs and convictions, just like everyone else, and you, nor any other person, has the right to TRY and make me feel stupid for what I believe in.

EEEEEKKK!! Someone's got the defensive disease...

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Lgaia
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Gabriel....Just because I belong to PETA does not mean I DON'T love the members of my family, and it doesn't mean I believe in all facets of what they stand for.

Just for the record...there are hundreds of companies out there that don't test their products on animals...shown on the link below. Why should household cleaner be sprayed in the eye of what you call a "cute" animal? Would you walk around your house doing that??
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http://navigation.helper.realnames.com/framer/1/113/default.asp?realname=PETA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epeta%2Donline%2Eorg&frameid=1&providerid=113&uid=30005974
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To say one beings life is more important than another's is something that Is way too deep for me to get into right now, there are many mixed feelings within me when it comes to this shit.You are going way too deep into what I had posted. Yes I am a member, and there are select things I do not agree with. Death is a sad, vile, inevitable thing. That is understood, but it is the way in which some lives are FORCED to go.....



quote:

The same goes for me if you value another species above ours. You do? Then please don't reproduce.




Who said anything about me valuing one species over another? Learn how to read between the lines, and think about why I had posted that comment, and as for being glad you don't know me, you have absolutely positively no idea who I am or what I am about...you only READ select thoughts and excerpts of who I am. The fact that you are "Quite happy" to not know me depending on what my beliefs may or may not be speaks volumes about you. That statement does not hurt me nor does it sadden me, it also doesn't change my convictions. Many people equate someone who is against animal cruelty with being more worried about animal rights than human rights and that's asinine and not true. Let me give you a little background "Gabriel" on just who you really think I am........ The day after I turned three my father was in a car crash that left him in a wheelchair for life...since I was a little girl I wished that just once, my father, who was once tall & athletic , could pick me up on his shoulders and take me to the park, or anywhere for that matter.Just once, do you think if there was anyway that I could have prevented my fathers handicap, that I wouldn't take that chance? Another part of my life, My little sister was born a year after me, can you guess the hand that she was dealt? Cerebral Palsy...that's what. She's my little sister and she's in her early 20's now...but I don't see that, all I see is a little kid trapped inside ......do you think I wouldn't take the chance to prevent that either? To be able to give her all the normal things all other kids had that are her age just because that's what they do? I myself was diagnosed with a chronic disorder not too long ago, and it's not pretty. So don't think you know who I am or what my beliefs are from little snippets or posts, because it couldn't be further from the truth.


P.S. I don't plan on reproducing, I wouldn't think of bringing a child into this.Also Just for the record...if this "Bonsai Kitten" web-site doesn't really matter, how come the federal government (FBI) is investigating this schmuck now?





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