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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: You Know you are from or been to Da Bronx when...... | ||||
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| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 5:42 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | 1. You have Taken the BX12 Bus 2. There is a pizzeria within a block of your house (located next to a blockbuster video) 3. Every five seconds an old camaro passes by playing "spring love" 4. You've been to the christmas house on pelhan pkwy 5. You have seen bronx tale at least five times and swear you recognioze the places even though it took place in brooklyn 6. You've seen at least five of your friends in the movie "summer of sam" 7. You swear e.tremont diner has the best mozza fries with brown gravy. 8. You know hunts point isnt only for shopping 9. You've witnessed at least one fight in pelham bay diner. 10. You've been to hunts point after 12am 11. You know who the hammer man was in fordham 12. you know who the guardian angels were 13. you have chased mr. softee at least three blocks cause he is too scared to stop in your neighborhood. 14. when you have given money to the bum on middle town road holding the sign " will work for food" 15. your friends either work at a pizzeria or catering hall 16. you swear your next door neighbor is connected. 17. you swear that your connected. 18. there is a police precinct, hospital or firehouse within two blocks of your house 19. you swear lehman high school is the safest public schoool. 20. you've been to the feast at coop city at least once 21. every sunday is mexican fiesta day at pelham bay park 22. you think white plains road is a mall 23. you've been chased out of bay plaza at least once 24. no cab will pick you up at bay plaza after 10pm 25. you been to johnny's reef in city island 26. you have used the words "eh yo" 27. you know preston has the ugliest girls and st. catherines the hottest 28. you got lost in alexanders at least once 29. you been stopped by officer vellez on pelham pkwy 30. your picture has been taking from the camera on stillwell ave for passing the red light. 31. you went back and shot that camera. 32. you've had your hubcaps stolen while waiting at a red light in the south bronx. 33. you've had your windows washed by the bum on the fordham exit of the deegan expwy 34. you swore the new yankee stadium was going to be built in pelham bay park 35. you been shopping at a flea market with your family 36. you never went back 37. you have waited for three bx12 buses to pass by going to orchard beach before you can fit in 38. you went to the chicken shack on ARTHUR AVE... HEHEHE 39. you pray to god that a puerto rican doesnt move into your neighborhood even though your puerto rican. 40. YOU KNOW YOUR FROM THE BRONX WHEN------" YOU BEEN ROBBED  | ||||
| Calm Your Nut | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 5:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | good one sean cold that was funny as hell man. Proud to watch over "Mud Juice and Drunken GW" | ||||
| Ranma Saotome | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 5:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Gah damn that's funny, sounds almost like Mt. Vernon! :) ----- Out with the old and in with the new. | ||||
| Angelo from da Bronx | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | lol, but eh yo, only bout half of those apply to me. I'll add one more to that list: -When your user name includes the term "from da bronx" --------------------------  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 5:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Good Shit Sean. Don't forget, you get off of the bridge, look out your car window and swear you made a wrong exit into a third world country.  It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | 41. There's more coke on your block than Columbia ------------------------  See My Sig Pics! | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 7:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | 42. You have spent at least Two(fuckin ponderous 2)hours looking for parking! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 9:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Man sean aint that the truth LMMFAO | ||||
| roonedit | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 9:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | How about... You know where the Pine Tavern is.. or you'll take a chance on bleeding to death to drive to Jacobi, rather than guaranteed death in Lincoln.  "Did your parents have any children that lived?? I'll bet they regret that!! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!!" | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 9:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | It's funny because it's so f'n true. Rangers Suck!  | ||||
| HELMET PINCHA | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 9:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | true... most of that applys for brooklynites too. SpRinG loVe !! LOL.. | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 11:37 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | 45. You step in more dog shit than side walk! | ||||
| Shelle Bink | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 4:18 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | shit man, that was f'n hilarious. i needed the laugh... :)
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| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 4:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | 46. It's easier to find a Kennedy's Fried Chicken then a McDonald's. 47. You would be safer in the lion's cage at the Bronx Zoo then standing with the people looking into the cage. What's that place on Arthur Ave.  SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | When I was 5, I was at the Chase bank on Bartow and Gunhill with my mother, sisters, and 67 year old Grandmother when the place was robbed. One of the Bankrobbers came and put the shot gun right into my grand mothers face because she couldn't get down on the ground quick enough. When I was 16, I broke my knee playing football for Lehman I was taken to Jacobi where I had to lay there in pain for 6 hours as I watched a 7 month old baby die. When I was 18, I went to McRodger's Chicken Place on Webster and Gunhill with my father to get a Fish Sandwich and order of onion rings. While we were waiting a black guy came in and put a choke hold on my father. At first he thought it was the guy he worked with that lived in my neighborhood, but when he let go we saw him holding the gun. He put it right to my temple as he waited for us to give him our wallets. Then the Indian guy that ran the place(Who didn't do shit because he was behind 3 inches of Bullet proof glass) tried to say that my father paid for it with a $5 biil even though we just came from the ATM and he only had 20's. I LOVE THE BRONX!!!Thing kind of never leaves you. That's why I only go to Einstein or Montifore. Anyone ever been to Greasy Nick's? Best burger joint to go to during the summer. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 3-2-01 @ 4:45 PM | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | zzzzzzzzzzzz............ :) kidding sean. how bout, you think you're related to a famous doo-wop artist: my step-dad is always talking about dion like he's a member of the family, but he just lived on the same block as him  you're just a fuck i can't explain it cause i think you suck i'm ta- kin pride in tellin you to fuck off and die GREEN DAY - F.O.D. darthziggy@opieanthony.com shelle says i'm "pretty good of a friend" :p My adopted newbie: devil's a-hole, when he decides to post that is | ||||
| Rommel | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Kudos Sean Cold ! A few more : You know the back way in to Yankee Stadium and laugh at all the tools on the Deegan.... You walk the Concourse at night alone. Chazz Palmentieri used you as a guide for the movie. They know you at Billy's and Stan's by your first name. You're a direct descendant of Commander Bronck of Holland. You know all the bodegas to purchase dope. You've met some of the wolves in the last few abandoned buildings. You personally knew the person that Danny Aiello threw off that building.  Jeder oder Keiner, Alles oder Nichts | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 5:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: That's a trick. You can buy dope at ALL of the Bodegas. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 1:36 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | how about... you know all of the silly stories about the abadoned Pool at the end of Holland and Bronxdale! or You shopped on lydig and can't remember which chink stand you purchased your belt at! or You have played football on Trojan Field! | ||||
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