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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Sex shop shut down for extremely large sex toys | ||||
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:43 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Cambodia has shut down it's first adults-only shop saying the sex toys being sold their were dangerously large. Police claim some of the toys were so big, "they easily could have injured Cambodian women." A police spokesman showed the toys to journalists and said, "Look, they are not going to fit anywhere." The sex shop was closed on its first day and its owner, Yan Genxin, faces 15 years behind bars. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Ah, I knew Mendi had a side job... | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 8:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | LMMFBOAROTFTGFOADC
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Hmmm...is it possible to make penis jokes here without sounding gay? Nope. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Exactly what is considered an extremly large sex toy. This is a little personal, but I have to say it on this board to protect myself, my wife and I bought a vibrator and I saw dildos that were over a foot long and there were also fists that the faggots could use I guess. So what the hell is big and why is he getting 15 years for this. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: You guess? Did you guess how long the dildos were too, or did you try them out? :)  Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave. I wish you’d hurry up and execute me So I can be on my miserable way I don’t live today. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:You'd be surprised how much some women can fit in there. By the way, how is Tequila's mom doing these days?  From cowardice that dares not know the truth, From laziness that is content with half-truth, From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth, Deliver me | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Sextoys can be too big??? Never knew that... I think the police was just jealous, probably have little needle dicks themselves...  Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | When you put yourself outthere? See that is why I stressed I was married and I went with my wife which you conveniently left out. I wanted to know what is bigger than a guys fist. | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: A guys foot? ;) Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Can't breathe laughing to hard.... Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave. I wish you’d hurry up and execute me So I can be on my miserable way I don’t live today. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: So what are you implying about Tequila's mom?  Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u, JasonFromRiverEdge & Jesus H Christ | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Nothing, she is a lovely woman. I just haven't seen my labrador retiever since she did the Amazing Disappearing Dog Trick and I'm kind of worried about him From cowardice that dares not know the truth, From laziness that is content with half-truth, From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth, Deliver me | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Stop stealing Tequila's entire comedy routine.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I am currently looking for newbies to bring into the International | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 1:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: LMAO... Tequila, comment? Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u, JasonFromRiverEdge & Jesus H Christ | ||||
| Shelle Bink | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Why did they shut the shop down when I just got my plane tix to Southeast Asia? Fuck.... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Oh well, I guess I'm just going to continue to get tighter than .... forget it I can't think of a comparison. I'm tight. I think my virginity is growing back... Volunteers to help me re-pop?
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| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 1:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote::::Talking to self::: She's 17, she's 17, she's 17, be good, behave, resist.....  | ||||
| Shelle Bink | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | so? i'm 17. i've only slept w/ one person since i've turned 17.... it's driving me crazy! **minutes later** Oh no, I killed a thread.
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| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:There, you happy now, Shelle? You didn't kill it. quote:Hey, don't feel bad. I haven't slept with anybody since I turned 27 (which was today, by the way, happy f'ing b-day to me). | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 4:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: You have to put things in perspective. These under-developed countries have weird legal systems, largely based on old-fashioned beliefs. For example, in Jakarta, Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is DEATH. Even if you look on the books in the US, theres some wacky sex laws. Here in new york, for one, both kinds of oral and sex in das doooooooomper, is illegal between non-married persons. Apparantly, the legislators couldn't even imagine tossing salad or were too embarrassed to write it down.
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| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm not gonna talk shit about our laws again. Cambodia is fucked up.  OA.com's headhunter and veteran of three board attacks. One sucessful graduate: whichwaymediumorrare And a brand new headhunter in training: Short hills mall | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Nya nya, nya nya nya. I'm 17. If you need some help with that popping, email me,...
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| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Damn you, SeeYouNextTuesday, damn you and your youth. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Alright, somebody make the obligitory Sephiroth/Asian/Gook reference so i can stop checking this fucking thread. "With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape this land Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive, exterminate Whatever stands left" -The Misfits I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-05-2001 @ 5:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Whatever you say. [tequila style joke]Hey seph I am sorry your dad got arrested.[/tequila style joke] Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I am currently looking for newbies to bring into the International | ||||
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