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IkeaBoy
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
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Australian Research Fertilizes Eggs Without Sperm
By Marie McInerney

ADELAIDE (Reuters) - Australian researchers said on Tuesday they may have found a way to fertilize an egg with cells from any part of the body, rather than sperm--a finding they say offers hope to infertile men.

Australian infertility scientist Orly Lacham-Kaplan said early research on mice could produce a breakthrough for many men who have no sperm or sperm-making cells.

``This is the group for which this kind of technique probably will be very helpful,'' she said. ``A lot of these people would like to father their own biological children.''

Lacham-Kaplan said the research, if successful in humans, also theoretically could allow babies to be born without any input from men, although she admitted that such an outcome could open up an ethical can of worms.

``If, as a technology, it would be used as a treatment for infertile couples, then I would accept it very well,'' she told Reuters in an interview. ``However, I think we need to draw the line where it is used, and I believe a lot of ethical groups would draw the line.''

Lacham-Kaplan's research unit at the Monash University's Institute of Reproduction and Development in Melbourne has so far been able to fertilize mice eggs with somatic cells--derived from the non-reproductive parts of the animals' bodies.

The process has effectively ``mimicked'' fertilization with sperm, allowing the team to grow embryos in laboratory cultures.

The next critical test in the study is to transfer hundreds of those embryos into surrogate mice mothers, to see if they can survive and grow.

``Then we have a long process of testing those pups to see whether they will be born, whether they are normal, whether they are capable of reproducing, and if the offspring from those pups will be normal as well,'' she said.

``If we get live, healthy babies out of those embryos, then we'll say yes, this is a possibility of fertilizing an egg with a somatic cell,'' she said.

The mice experiments were expected to take up to a year.

If they are successful--and Lacham-Kaplan admits to some doubts--then it will be possible to experiment on humans, although where such trials could take place would be limited.

Australia, like many other countries, has banned all experiments involving somatic cell transfer into human eggs, but the United States could be an option, she said.

``At the moment I feel there will be more problems than success, but if it is a success, it will be quite a good surprise,'' she said. ``It would be an incredible breakthrough.''



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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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great thats all we need, women being able to have kids wihtout men. ::sarchasm:: great::sarchasm::


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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Time to get rid of a few martians;)


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Imagine how fucked up it would be to fertilize eggs with parts of a female bodies cells. The braindead children, incapable of reason. DING DING DING! Is jus a lil joke!


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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I guess it really is a Brave New World.

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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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Obsolete??? Naaaaaa we need someone to mow the lawn and move the furniture...lol ;)



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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
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AHHHHHH Finally there is a God!!!!!!! I don't have to use the headache excuse again. LMAO JK.:) Men are wonderful!!Besides the best part about kids is making them

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fuck adoption it's happened twice and I still haven't graduated!





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Whackbag
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:57 PM      
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Thats creepy as hell.

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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
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Oh great another reason for women not to sleep with me.



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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 8:29 PM      
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I only worry if they can weld better than I can.
Otherwise, I'm safe for now. I'm good for labor only if we do become obsolete.



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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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quote:

I guess it really is a Brave New World.



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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Women don't need men for manual labor, they have butch chicks that can handle it...

Men will always be needed. No woman can come up with fart jokes.

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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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Ew, ick. What is this need people have to have so many children. There are plenty around that need parents already. Waa waa, they are not "Biologically" your's, bah hum bug.

I can appreciate it for the Science aspect. Did it to see if they could. But people will want to try it now.




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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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there are going to be alot of unopened jars in this world if we become obsolete

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YerMomsBox
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What is this need people have to have
so many children. There are plenty around that
need parents already


Heyladiladi,

You hit the f'ing nail right on the head! I know it
can be sad when a couple can't have a baby
the old fashioned way, but the human race is
definitely going to overrun the earth if we keep
producing so many kids.

I think that modern molecular biology will
cause some kind of imbalance b/c it will take
away some of the checks and balances that
used to be present in the reproductive
process.

Josh


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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
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men obsolete? i could get used to that.

hey, but i'm not bitter. ;)

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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
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JJ, is the "h" in "sarchasm" silent?



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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
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Oh great... like I didn't have enough trouble picking up the ladies as it is!! ugh!!


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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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Why does Planet of the Apes come to mind when I read this topic?
Now if this really does happen in the near future, Men will only be good for Nuclear, Chemical, and Biological Experiments, and Stem cell research.




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