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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Have you seen CHANDRA LEVY lately? | ||||
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| Spork | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:09 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | Man alive! I don't know why, exactly, but I swear to God this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I saw these pictures on the news tonight, and... well, I guess they speak for themselves. Basically everyone's heard about the disappearance of Washington intern Chandra Levy, and how Gary Condit is putting up $10,000 to find the real killer (that old gag!) But the Metro Police Department in D.C. is coming up a little bit dry on the leads, so they get their composite artist to come up with some alternative looks for Chandra. What if Chandra Levy did something new to her hair, what would she look like?     Somebody in the MPD might want to take a couple of Photoshop lessons methinks! That or they hired the graphic artists at NBC who work on Conan O'Brien's "If they mated" bit. Seriously, isn't this the biggest hack job you've ever seen? I can just imagine the composite artist standing back and admiring his masterpieces! Too funny!  Graduated and Rooned by Rone on 6/16/01 | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | and gooch does his work for free...... She looks like she received too many right crosses.  220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 07-13-2001 @ 11:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | i thought fez said he was going on vacation. methinks there are shenanigans going on;) | ||||
| Bartman | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 12:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | man i could do better than that and everyone knows how good i am with photoshop Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 12:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I saw a woman who looked like the first picture but she wasn't gray so it couldn't have been her. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-14-01 @ 12:05 AM | ||||
| Bartman | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | i can see it in color but it is one person not laverne and shirley who go together Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me | ||||
| Meatbus | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 1:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote:This from the same guy who also saw Elvis and Superman.  "How 'bout a little less asking questions, and a little more shut the hell up?" | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 2:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | It's time to play (livinlie timaaay) It's time to play (I don't believvvve it) It's time to play hey guess what's on my heaaaaaaad. I personally think she is sporting number three. The mullet is coming back in a big fuckin' way!!!!!! This just in.. latest breaking reports on the victim's appearance. 
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 7-14-01 @ 3:53 AM | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | im really digging afro #1 shows off more of her ugly ass face  Die, die, die my darling Don't utter a single word Die, die, die my darling Just shut your pretty eyes I'll be seeing you again Yeah, I'll be seeing you, in hell Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies E-Mail Me | ||||
| whichwaymediumorrare | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:  GRADUATED FROM THE HEADHUNTING SCHOOL OF FILZY This message was edited by whichwaymediumorrare on 7-14-01 @ 11:27 AM | ||||
| The Mrs. | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | That is just to friggin funny. :) But at first when i saw the topic this morning i must have been half asleep still because i thought you were talking about a car. A chevy or something. I think it's time for me to get glasses. Filzy's significant other and graduate. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I saw Chandra Levy at st. Marks in the Village. She was sporting a new 'do though, and drinking beer out of brown paper baggies. She sorta looked like this:   | ||||
| Claire | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | If her head is even still attached to her decomposing body...rather than in 10 different garbage bags..... I hope it is sporting Wounded's Punk 'do. Very nice, sort of a "Sinead Levy" kind of thing going on there.  "I teleported home one night With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away And I got Sidney's leg." Dante: Any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry. | ||||
| JerseyTeabagger | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 5:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | Waiting for Norton to use this line - "I wouldn't be caught dead with those hairdos." | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 7:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | If I were that ugly I'd hide myself and make myself "missing" while the "nation" try to find you. I have a tip for DC police, check the senator's trunk! --Lent, the poster formerly known as Rowelentless-- | ||||
| Claire | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 7:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Oh Lent, too true hon. I mean, he SO killed her.....fuckin' please. I have to say here- Are we all or are we not all going to Hell (if it exists) for making fun of the murdered dead??? & just how sick are we all for calling this poor, innocent young woman ugly & making fun of her (potential) hair? ...Just another disturbed thought from the mind O' Claire.......... "I teleported home one night With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away And I got Sidney's leg." Dante: Any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry. | ||||
| Spork | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | {Now prepare yourselves for one of those great, subtle, Brian Regan-like segues here...} Gee, I wonder what would happen if Opie and Anthony were missing for 10 weeks? Does anyone know what they would look like? You know after 10 weeks they might change their hair styles or something... Graduated and Rooned by Rone on 6/16/01 | ||||
| Claire | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Absolutely, Spork. Let's JOT that down. Not worthy of an actual "writing down", but worthy enough not just to "scrawl". Definitely, let's do some "JOTTIN" :) "I teleported home one night With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away And I got Sidney's leg." Dante: Any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry. | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | i don't know if I'm going to hell, but I certaintly don't have a heart! I think we are just so fucked up!!! :) --Lent, the poster formerly known as Rowelentless-- | ||||
| IRISH ENFORCER | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | He slept with that? WHERE'S THE BEER AT? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | You know I heard that she cancelled gym memberships, etc. before she disappeared and if it was HER who did it and not someone pretending to be her we might need to look at other theories. Sure maybe it was gun to her head, "cancel all appointments and you'll lvie", mess up, bang bang, hide the body. Then again maybe it isn't. Maybe she got pregnant, told Condit, Condit does nothing, she fears for her life, goes on a plane, leaves country, hides in one of the smaller "nothing" countries in South America or Europe, hide away. this is of course assumign that Washington interns don't have special tracking implants which I'm not saying they do I'm just saying they might. I don't believe it but I'm willing to. Is she dead, good possibility. But not the only one. And yes, I think Monica was hotter but I've been told I have a weird taste in women. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Spork | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Yeah, but they never had funky afro pictures of Monica Lewinsky now, did they? :) Condit's a big tool, I think he may well have killed Jon-Benet and Nicole Brown Simpson at this point. But the more important question is: If Opie and Anthony were missing for 10 weeks I wonder if the NYPD would put together some composites of what they might look like... Graduated and Rooned by Rone on 6/16/01 | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-14-2001 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Oh...I get where you're going with this Spork. So I went to get a box of donuts today and there's just so many donuts to choose from now... The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 3:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I think laughing, hysterically, to Stephen Lynch's "Special Olympics" already had most of us signing a contract to hell. | ||||
| JerseyTeabagger | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 4:10 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | Not to be a complete jerk, but why do all the good internships in DC go to wealthy Jewish chicks from Cali? | ||||
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