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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Man trapped for 80 hours in Portable Toilet | ||||
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| Cluster F | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:48 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I was bored and searched the news. Some people just lose track of time in these portable toilets. I love the part at the end where he the man says he is too confused to comment. Man Trapped for 80 Hours in Portable Toilet VIENNA (Reuters) - A man was trapped for more than three sweltering days in a portable toilet after fleeing from muggers, a newspaper said on Tuesday. The 63-year-old victim's ordeal began on Wednesday when he was hit on the head and robbed by two men in Vienna, according to the Kurier. The muggers then chased him through the streets until he spied the mobile lavatory and locked himself in. But his assailants flipped the toilet over with the door face down so that he could not get out, the paper said. ``He screamed again and again for help and banged against the walls, but nobody heard him because it was on a very busy crossroads,'' a policeman was quoted as saying. His traumatic experience ended on Sunday morning when the man managed to break open one of the vents and flag down a startled passer-by. Kurier said temperatures inside the cramped plastic container must have soared well above the 86 degrees Fahrenheit heat outside during his 80-hour ordeal. A police spokeswoman told Reuters she could not confirm the details of the man's story as he was still very confused. "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out, in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." -Vince Lombardi | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | "This elevator only goes to the basement ... and someone made an awful mess down there" The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 9:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I saw this too Cluster F and all I could think of was the stench. Gross. Plus, seeing as how the thing was knocked on it's side, just guess where all that crap went. Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I think the word startled is a gross understatement Ahlexus lol. "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out, in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." -Vince Lombardi | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | His first thought...... "SHIT!" Drink up and go Home! | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: from johnny knoxville "hoo-hoo" "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | At least he had somethin to do. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 10:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Cluster, so true! What I don't get is why it took him 80 hours to break open the vent. What the hell was he doing with all his time? Wait, nevermind. I don't really want to know. Escaped from Gilligan's Island | ||||
| ElDirtySanchez | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:25 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | If only dreams could come true... Maybe one day Dirty Sanchez will triumph! I am Dirty Sanchez, and I will not be denied! This message was edited by ElDirtySanchez on 7-18-01 @ 12:26 AM | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | damn... trapped for 80 hours... where did he pee & poop? Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
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