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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
This weekend marked the annual family reunion on my mom's side. God I hate those people. It's a mix of all these strange combinations... Some full blood Native Americans, and others being the biggest Polish... whatevers. The food was terrible, per usual. It was a good day, and I still left not knowing who the hell half my family was because I just hid out at the lake all day.

That really brought me to this post. I know it's been said MILLIONS of times, but I think it should be re-said for the hell of it. This Board is family. We fight, we bicker, but in the end, you know we all give a damn about each other in one way or another. True, it's not that case in every situation ((God I wish I could be "banned" from my biological family)) but it doesn't make it any less true. After all... we have "Uncle Gonzo" ((ever notice most pedaphiles have 'uncle' in their name?)) and "Big Bros" on the board that look out for the Teen Chicks like myself.

I'm even more comfortable going to board functions than spending time with my extended family. I always feel awkward introducing myself to people that look like me. I'd rather meet new people that would rather like me for who I am, than like me for the family's sake. Maybe it's the whole idea of getting laid at board functions as well, I mean, who wants incest?

So, let me end before everyone hates me more by saying

I LOVE YOU ALL... even if I bitch and moan at you and shit like that, never think that I don't care.

See you at Bar 9

::steps off soapbox::
::prepares to hear the worst::



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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

who wants incest?
GonzoStyle, comment?

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
hahahaha!!!!

I forgot to mention about the "adoption" things too...

...wish my parents did that to me....

...kidding kidding ((I think))


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MamA CaZ
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm sorry to hear that you don't like your *real* family Shelle...
and I understand when you say friends seem more like family to you..
HOWEVER, on the flip side of things...
I come from 2 AMAZING families.
My mother is the oldest of 9 & my father is one of 6 (what can i say, we're Catholic)
with the exception of an uncle in Texas & a few in Jersey we ALL come from Queens & still live in the Metro area.
I have 24 cousins on one side (mostly my age) and 26 on the other. We were brought up like brother's & sisters.
Since my mother is the oldest of her siblings, I have uncles that are only a bunch of years older than me... They're wives are still having children, so my son has a TON of playmates only a few streets away & I have the best advice givers in my aunts...
I love my family so much... If it wasnt for them, being so supportive & loving, I wouldn't have been able to choose to keep my son.
although my son has a dead beat father, he is one of the luckiest & loved babies in the world. And it shows
I am so proud of where I come from & the most important thing to me is love of my family.
Wherever my life takes me, when i loose friends due to immature crap or just growing apart, it never gets me down because I have such an amazing family who are also some of my best friends...

I'm sorry you are unable to experience this, but I think its great you find it in others...


THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up...
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

God I wish I could be "banned" from my biological family

"Don't we all"
::walks around say's "hey i thought this was the FU thread"::


"Yeah I am an asshole!",So what's your problem?



6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I'm sorry you are unable to experience this, but I think its great you find it in others...


MamaCaz -- I'm blessed with finally getting along w/ my siblings... I wasn't raised w/ my family... so it's like being related to strangers.

Hence me embracing "this" family.


I'm No Newbie
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
QUESTION in regards to this family vs. your own...

Can somebody in your real family get away with "DELETING" you????

=)

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Can somebody in your real family get away with "DELETING" you????


for the record, he and I dropped it... can't the rest of you?

And yeah, I'm a little sore about having almost NO post count now, but I'll deal... I mean, I have a life ((hehe))

Shit, Wait... No I Don't.


I'm No Newbie
MamA CaZ
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
how did you loose your post count?



THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up...
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
long story... i'll tell you at bar 9 if you're interested/not celebrating ur bday too much ;)


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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good Form Shelle, and we love you too.

You know you can't pick your family but you can pick your friends.


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TeenSlut
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Aww Shelle you know I love you babe. It's so true that this board is like a family. My real family and I are so close and I love all my relatives to death but there are some people on this board who I love and respect just as much as those in my biological family. Like Shelle said we've got everyone on this board from the protective big brothers to the kid touching uncle and Shelle I love you like a sister. Well not exactly like a sister but you get the point. Even though I haven't been reading the board or posting much lately I still love all you guys!



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tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
well upon our way.

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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Good Form Shelle, and we love you too.

You know you can't pick your family but you can pick your friends



I'm glad I can pick my friends... I love you guys... all of ya

quote:

I love you like a sister. Well not exactly like a sister but you get the point

Aww babes, you know I care and watch out for your ass... make sure no one messes w/ you the wrong way...

Love ya too babes


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Nana's Precious
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Maybe it's the whole idea of getting laid at board functions as well, I mean, who wants incest?



very open question Shelle, come cry on "Uncle Nana's" shoulder anytime...............



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I LOVE YOU ALL
quote:

we love you too
quote:

you know I love you babe
quote:

I still love all you guys!
quote:

I love you guys... all of ya
quote:

Love ya too babes
Dammit, I'm getting all choked up.

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
When did I become so sappy??

::reads thread title::

Oh yeah.

It's true tho Ants... I do love everyone on here for the good and the bad, coz I know I can be an asshole when I need to be.

But This IS Family!
~*~EDIT~*~
quote:

very open question Shelle

I'm still waiting for Gonzo to respond.
~*~

I'm No Newbie


This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 7-23-01 @ 6:19 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Well in that case, Shelle... I love you too, even though you grabbed my ass at Bar 9 last time. But i'm sure you'll be a good girl and behave yourself there tomorrow night. ;-)

SeeYouNextTuesday
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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I love you like a sister.



Yeah me too. Like a sister I wanna bang. GonzoStyle? still no comment?

Yeah, its funny. For some reason, I REALLY care about a person Ive never met not smoking for the sake of their health.

Where was I? Oh yeah, now, as for this banging at board functions,... since its mostly in bars, Shelle, where'd you get your fake ID? I gotta get into one of these things myself.




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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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::sniff:: There's a lot of love in this room.

Err... thread.

Who's up for a group hug?

Wish I could make it to Bar 9 more often.... or... ever, for that matter.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

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o&aswallow
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
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Now Shelle, that was so sweet. However I must protest the uncle comment. Not all uncles are pedaphiles. The courts have clearly distinguished the fact that 17 year olds are not children. Now has Uncle Swallow ever acted inappropriate? Have I ever said niece swallow? Have I ever done anything but ask you how many more days till you were legal?

See not all uncles are bad ;-)


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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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I guess i'm lucky. i happen to like (most of) my family. but still i agree with you shelle, and everything else thats been said here. i'm glad to be a part of this place, and have fun hanging out with you people.. too bad in a month i'm leavin...i'm gonna miss you guys (well, most of you guys anyway :))


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remembering everything you've said
Your silence gets us nowhere
Gets us nowhere too fast


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This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 7-23-01 @ 8:19 PM
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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
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If this is your family....Who's your Daddy?;)

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
incest = bad.


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BoxOfWine
I wear a helmet and lick the windows
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::crying::

I love you guys. Group hug! Wait, I got something in my eye.


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I Rooned It
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Aww, I love ya'll.
Now let's all hold hands and run together in the field of flowers.

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