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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Chinese Fortune Cookie, In Bed Thread | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 03-02-2001 @ 8:50 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | In the true tradition of Corpse's Fuck You Game, let's have some similar laughs with a different twist. You know the old gag where you finish a Chinese dinner by going around the table reading your fortune out loud and adding the words "in bed" to the end of it. So lets all put our best thoughts, favorite movie qoutes, favorite lectures from our parents, top news stories qoutes, tool on the previous post thoughts or other creative wit in here with the two words "in bed" at the end. I know everyone can do better than "I am the worlds greatest stud, in bed" or some other totaly thoughtless comment. So let the creative juices start flowing. To start this off; President Bush's press secretary stated, "The President's proposed tax cut is intended to lend a hand to middle income Americans, in helping them make ends meet", in bed  It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| James T. Kirk | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 12:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | This didn't go over to well now did it. | ||||
| Boston Fan | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dont give up on it yet, (in bed)??? ahh...nevermind.  E-Mail Me |//Long Live Syndication Underground\\| | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | ::Opens cookie, pulls out fortune and reads:: "there should only be a maximum of 2 discussion threads happening at once"....... I dont get it  " At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth "Hey are you "THE" white guy all the brother talk about?" - Vos E-Mail Me AIM: Hitokiri182 This message was edited by Sephiroth on 3-3-01 @ 12:07 AM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | AWWWWWWWW FUCK!!! Why did you guys make me read this thread? FUCK!!!!!!! I'll never get these two minutes back! :p
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| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 1:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :::::: crickets:::::: ::::::crickets :::::: "Groupsex - it does every-body good" Proudly Adopted by Doughboy | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | BE MORE FUNNY!!! in bed Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| Shelle Bink | posted on 03-03-2001 @ 1:22 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | the only one that's saved near me is: "Thos who speak ill of others to you will speak ill of you to others" in bed kinda works, but this thread only works if we were in REALiTY at a CHINESE PLACE with FORTUNE COOKIES. ok, i'm going to bed now.
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