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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: ***FN Moron and Fez Productions Present: Behind the Posting: 10 years from now*** | ||||
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This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 3:53 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | The story you are about to read is true. None of the names have been changed to protect the innocent…basically, because all of us are guilty. The following is what has become of some of the members of www.opieanthony.com after the collapse of the Opie & Anthony Radio Network that occurred in July 2011. It seems that O&A had been ripping off everyone, including themselves and simultaneously sued each other thus then in-by-facto dissolving all associations with each other and any related properties. If you have any information of the whereabouts of on anyone from the Opie & Anthony show, Foundry Music or OA.com, please feel free to contribute to this post so that a complete history can be documented. Thank You. Now...on with the story... Opie continued to avoid marriage for years after the show became syndicated in June of 2001. His long-time girlfriend, Sandy grew even more frustrated. Never getting the wedding she wished for, Sandy left Opie soon after the collapse of the O&A show. Shortly there after Opie married long time stalker...I meant fan, Angel Amy (a.k.a.: WNEW’s Girl). Opie can now be heard doing the late-night show on KFAG in Boise Idaho.   Anthony was unable to return to his job as a tin-knocker due to years of verbally abusing his former co-workers on the radio. After a brief stint doing voice-over for cartoons, he is now driving for UPS and is still doing weekend gigs with Brother Joe, his Sister Dawn & Mother in a Partridge Family cover band, known as The Cumia Family.   After the break up of the Opie & Anthony show, Froy sold the rights to www.opieanthony.com to pursue his life-long dream of being a roadie for a now geriatric Bruce Springsteen. His duties now include “test… testing…one, two…testâ€, alphabetizing guitar strings and changing Bruce’s colostomy bag.  After his disappearance from the message board in mid 2001, former Moderator Opak has been implicated in a rash of convenience store robberies and has been profiled on America’s Most Wanted. At the time of this publication, Opak’s whereabouts are still unknown.  Never wanting to conform to ever-changing message board policies, Kid Afrika spent years following obscure Black Militant groups only to eventually start his own called “N.B.M.†(Nerdy Black Men). As of May 2011, Kid Afrika had bought, and is now the Administrator for www.opieanthony.com.   After years of struggling with his infatuation for the color pink, Just Jon finally had the surgery he so desired for years. Since May of 2009, Jon has been known as Just Jane. As seen in this recent photo (below) Just Jane is much happier with her new lifestyle.  Former OA.com Moderator, Buttmunch was arrested in late 2009 for allegedly asking a Bea Arthur to "Toss His Salad"…Ms. Arthur refused comment, so all charges were dropped. Since this incident, Buttmunch has changed his ways and can now be seen working as a Tele-vangelist on GOD-TV.  GonzoStyle had his own share of run-ins with the law. The self-admitted Kid Toucher was implicated in a child slavery/pornography ring, but since no witnesses ever came forward, formal charges were never placed on him. GonzoStyle has since opened Uncle Gonzo’s Fun-Time Orphanage.  After years of drunken debauchery, Sean Cold 3:16 had a revelation. This sudden change in Sean’s lifestyle was caused by a rude awakening…he woke up one morning next to Sandy Kane. Since this episode, he is now known as Sean Cold Sober and has become an AA sponsor as well as doing a weekly spot on Buttmunch’s GOD-TV show.  Once known to the message board as the resident “chinkâ€, Sephiroth had the idea of opening an All-American BBQ stand in the heart of Chinatown. Business has since boomed due to his specialty “Dog-Burgers†going nationwide. Seph’s Dog-Burgers can now be purchased in most supermarkets.  Former Guns N’ Roses guitarist and OA.com Moderator, Slash came into a bit of financial trouble after a paternity suit. He was tracked down by a groupie he impregnated during the “Use Your Illusion†tour. In order to support his newfound family and to put his now teenage son through college, Slash formed a Pop quintet called N*Slash and has been performing in Malls nationwide.  Resident amazon, virgingrrl spent a decade protecting her virginity, until she came to the realization that she was following the same path that Stalker Patty had taken. Not ever wanting to become a 46-year-old virgin, she decided to do something about it. She got into the porno business and eventually lost her virginity to and married Porn King Ron Jeremy. They are still happily married and have recently opened a brothel in Carson City, Nevada.  Message board midget Grumpy ran a troll bridge just outside of Oz until the untimely death of Wilbur, his trusty pig. Grumpy took the money he made off of his sale of bacon and ribs concessions to rise above his physical limitations and had a shin and knee transplants. He is now the starting Center for the New York Knickerbockers.  Since the mass syndication of the Opie & Anthony show, the broadcasters of “Syndication Underground†were forced to take up new careers but they still managed to keep their underground roots. Red Camaro, Mulligan, ChuckRadio and Sblueman were all imprisoned by the People’s Republic of China for selling dry cleaning secrets to American Laundromats.  Due to the collapse of the original OpieAnthony.com message boards, RonRedDog no longer had a place to show off his superior C-Blocking powers. After failing to perform at his Porno audition, Ron became infuriated. RRD is now a proud spokesperson for the Viagra Company.  After years of part-time jobs and unemployment, Raven decided to do what he does best…coaching hockey. After a few brief stints as an assistant coach with the Devils, Rangers & Red Wings, Raven finally got the break he was looking for. He is now the readying his newly formed Jamaican National Hockey Team for the 2014 Winter Olympic Games to be held in Staten Island.  Resident hypochondriac, Dana Dillon, spent many years compiling documented evidence against herself and other chronically, terminally ill persons to eventually release a series of Best Selling Novels entitled “You’ve Got (Insert Terminal Illness Here)…Hey, Me Too!†which she won the Pulitzer Prize for Literature in 2010.  The former Picasso of “Cut & Pasteâ€, Fez, finally had a nervous breakdown in early 2008 due to the fact that he no longer got responses to his posts on any of the 372 message boards he belonged to. It seems Fez had also been hypnotized by subliminal messages he had put in his own creations. He was released from Bellevue’s Psychiatric Ward in early 2010. Convinced he truly was a DICK after being told by fellow board members for years, Fez had a series of penis implants until the point where his junk was actually bigger than the rest of his body. He now does modeling and advertising for online pornography. Editor's note: Photo withheld due to porongraphic content FN Moron's love of photography would serve him for years. Magazines such as Swank, Rolling Stone, Newsweek, and Sports Illustrated would require the 'Fuggin Touch.' However, FN's love of the camera caused his life to change. While smoking in a back alley, someone picked up his camera, took a picture of him enjoying some hash, and sent the picture to TIME magazine. FN’s career as a photographer was over. Today you can find FN as a drug councilor for former OA.com members.  Credits Outline: Fez & FN Moron Writing: FN Moron Pictures: Fez  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | BRAVO A TOUR DE FORCE PERFORMANCE BY ALL. i bow before fez and moron   If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | God damn was that funny...you two have WAY too much time on your hands, but amazing job. remembering everything you've said Your silence gets us nowhere Gets us nowhere way too fast | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | BRA-FUCKING-VO! thanks boys,i needed that laugh | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | that was fucking hillarious.great writing, and the picture quality was great.i'm just amazed that kid didn't fire liquidice.and is it just me, or in the last picture, does the chalkboard look like it says "drugs=rad"? last time, the insects got me, but  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You should get out more deary. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Holy mother of christ, that was EXCELLENT!! Great Job FN and Fez, christ that was good. You guys SO fucking win.........  I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of Christ, do not send me a E-mail | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Repent sinners!!11! (see I can play along) I'm glad I'm not the only one stuck in front of a computer on this glorious Saturday. But, I've got a conspiracy theory... Does anyone else marvel at the coincidence of this being posted just days after Kid Afrika left? Nice work you fucking tools! LMMFYBOBIDCAABMFSLAAIDCAYET  | ||||
| Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease? | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Excellent job. I haven't ever read through a post that size word for word, but that one kept me hooked all the way through. Originality - 10 Humor - 10 Messages in Behind the Scenes - 8584  | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | [Homer voice] It's fuuny cause it's true [Homer] Great work guys. Keep Smokin'  | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Cool, I was waiting for something like this. The Sean Cold Picture is priceless. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse. | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Hey guys, that was ffin awesome. I laughed pretty damn hard. Right Norton? [Norton] Nice! [/Norton] Right.  Thine In Honor, FallenAingL "Those blind with rage... are by destiny ensnared." -Ariel of the Circle of Nine | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | this is probally the funiest thing i have seen on this board ...... great job guys  SIG PIC CREATED BY Jolene78 E-Mail Me METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (ok maybe not this year but i aint chainging this) Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! Resident Strip Club Pimp Very Proud Member of the OA.com Stalker Society | ||||
| JJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Very nice job n the thread fn, what else have u seen in the future? We're all just monkeys!! I have 2 slots open for anyone that wants to be adoptedE-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696 | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | LMAO....I like it!! Nice job!! And the winter is looking fine. I think the sun will shine again. And i feel I've cleaned my mind. All the past is left behind again. I said Goodbye to Romance... | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i laughed out loud. best thread EVER. "behind the posting" priceless "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | i'm almost speechless. bra-f-ing-vo! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :::The crowd at The Comedy Club rises to their feet in spontaneous applause and uncontrolable laughter. The chant rises... BRA F'N VO, BRA F'N VO. ENCORE, ENCORE!!!::: Fuggin, you must have smoked one helluva good crop there dude!. Fez, excellent job!  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | ::STANDS UP AND APPLAUDS:: Excellent work. But wouldnt it be more appropriate to say that Africa stole OA.com ?  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I was going to wait and post until I had something to add to it but I have to run off to see Jim's show soon. So, I will add my creative non-sense to it later. LOL Great Job Guys! By far the most original idea and well thought of thread since I have joined the board. I give you two thumbs up!  I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD | ||||
| JJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | he ripped OA.com off, hoo, hoo, hoo We're all just monkeys!! I have 2 slots open for anyone that wants to be adoptedE-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696 | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | This just in... After 11 years.... at his new job with the UPS, Anthony finally finds his long lost 'Blue Man Group' tickets... Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | and yet again, i dont make a list. talk about being the forgotten mod of oa.com Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:) | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | funny as fucking hell. as i said to you "Shelle Bink (5:41:43 PM): i laughed, i cried, then i realized the post was supposed to be funny... so i laughed again"  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 6:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Oh cry me a river face. We left out Gooch, magus, Jeff and JBA too :) I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! This message was edited by Fez on 7-28-01 @ 6:06 PM | ||||
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