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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok so my evening was a disaster from start to finish but the icing on the cake was when i was at Fridays and i took a sip of my friend's jack and coke and i dont have a fake id so the fat wench of a bartender saw me and kicked me out of Fridays even though i only took an f-ing sip...so anyway to make a long story short if anyone knows a good place in the city or elsewhere to get a good fake id please im me: Grkqt4u2like or email me. and yes before people tell me, I have tried my older relatives for their ids but they are all vertically challenged and i am 5'10 so that doesnt work. Help a TEEN out people thanks :-)

What are we gonna do about this?
"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
Student of Faceman's Teen Foreign Exchange Program
dae
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
take the 7 train out to sunnyside.. get off at 40th street and walk over to 37th ave.. they just stand there out on the street in front of the ID shops yelling "fake IDs! fake IDs!" and dont take their first offer.. jew it down a little ;)


get confident, stoopit!

dae
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
oh and its a perfectly safe neighborhood don worry about it. i usedta live in sunnside till i moved on up to midtown
:livin large:
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

jew it down a little



::taps foot:: ahem i take offense to that.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
Kid Afrika
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
dude, he clearly said "chew" them down

LOL

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:)Thanks Dae...i gotta go there, thanks for responded so quickly :-)

lol Kid i was just going to say that you beat me to it...lol

What are we gonna do about this?
"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
Student of Faceman's Teen Foreign Exchange Program
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

::taps foot:: ahem i take offense to that.



Fuckin Jews are always complaining about something



"Think before you write" -
Froy

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dae
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
no prob.. yeah gonz i sed chew.. geez


get confident, stoopit!

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
ooh so its bash a jew thread huh? so am i gonna hear bad jokes like

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

the pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

or shit like
how do you fit 30 jews in a car?

put them in the ashtray

cause that is not cool i take offense.

who am i fuckin kidding?


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-3-01 @ 2:43 AM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oy Vey... another one of my threads soon to be defiled :-(

What are we gonna do about this?
"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"
Student of Faceman's Teen Foreign Exchange Program
dae
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
and on shabbos, no less..
oy vay iz meer


get confident, stoopit!

My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I figger this thread would be defiled sooner or later.


"Iowa Zach 10 bucks"


MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
DAMN THAT'S NOT TOO FAR FROM MY HOUSE.

Is there a secret handshake, code word or anything like that?

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RigidMachine
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 2:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
good luck GQ ..... believe it or not ... I remember what it was like when I was your age ...

-Someday, sometime, I will get my lazy ass to transfer to another site ... until then .....

TEEN is the magic word!!!!

This message was edited by RigidMachine on 3-3-01 @ 2:59 AM
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 3:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

good lick GQ ..... believe it or not ... I remember what it was like when I was your age ...



Sorry man, nice try I caught what you wrote before the edit...good lick? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;)

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RigidMachine
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 3:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
shit!! I fuckin tried to change it quick ..... obviously to no avail ... good catch ... you got me ....... kinda funny about that 'fraudulent' slip, huh??

-Someday, sometime, I will get my lazy ass to transfer to another site ... until then .....
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 3:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
mashed you don't need a fake ID with the amount of beer you always bring along your golden.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 3:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

kinda funny about that 'fraudulent' slip, huh??


I guess you mean a "Freudian slip" ;) But 'I know what you're talkin' about'

quote:

mashed you don't need a fake ID with the amount of beer you always bring along your golden.



What, what beer?

You're right GS - I guess I could be the underaged drinker's best friend as long as they aren't driving. Someone needs to be there to help corrupt them, why not a fellow board member ;)



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This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 3-3-01 @ 3:20 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I guess I could be the underaged drinker's best friend as long as they aren't driving. Someone needs to be there to help corrupt them, why not a fellow board member




ooh thats why i love you so muc mashed, you get the kiddies all drunk and sloppy and makes easy prey for me later on.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
ClusterF
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 6:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Please help out a TEEN drinker


Just another testament to the fact that Teen + anything makes it more gooder.




Stupid Milestones:
Surpassed 300th post and 26,280th lifetime piss on the same day. Do I get a prize?



This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-3-01 @ 6:55 AM
knock411
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 7:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Just be leary of the whole fake id thing I got one In manhatten when I was 19 and It never worked I always got booted or turned away. You need a drivers license. Or get a Birth Cert. and a social of an older sis or freind. Only down side to that is if ya get caught you both are beat. Anyway how old r ya and drinking at a young age isnt really a good Idea ya may turn into a lush like me LOL J/K.

Drink responsibly (however ya spell that)

PVT.SNOWBALL
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Contributing to the delinquency of a minor... It can be a beautiful thing if done properly.
Call Ben Stein, he must be informed about this thread...

Orphan waif newbie...looking for good home...house broken.
NJDrunkrone
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry I don't believe in Drinking !

dae
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
um.. dammit i was gonna say somethin but i forgot.. o well ima post anyway cause this is my 100 post. yeah motherfucker ima fucking psycho aaargh


get confident, stoopit!

ClusterF
posted on 03-03-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
nah dude... you're a vet now. How'd that happen? A bug perhaps? Maybe there is a different status progression here.

ps... DAE... act like the vet that you are and hit the edit button instead of posting 3 times, eh?


Stupid Milestones:
Surpassed 300th post and 26,280th lifetime piss on the same day. Do I get a prize?



This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-3-01 @ 4:22 PM


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