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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What Would Be Your Porn Star Name?
F the S out of her A
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
"Peanuts Nostrand" doesn't have the ring to it like what my wife calls me: "Mr. Beefy"

[homer] Hello, is this thing on? [/homer]

Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing."
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Great sig, Roger. One of my faves.
CLASSIC!!!!


Thank you, its my favorite line from my favorite-cuz-he's-hot-and-talented actor.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
JohnSlack
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
AHHHH I'm TRAPPED IN A DON AND MIKE SWEEPER AND CAN'T GET OUT!!!!!!

For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name
djgrrrl
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Mine would be

Ginger Summer

fp://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ea29fad2/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/O%26A+Cat2---1.jpg?bcJWNGqBVbXs4KJT
Fuckbag
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Joey Jay... that sucks.

Unicron
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
another way i heard of doing it was taking the month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.

August Christ.

i dunno..seems a lil blasphemus.


How should i feel
What should i do
I don't want to be sad anymore
All i want is you.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Uhhh...November Middlesex?

If I was a chick, that would be cooler...I think


I can levitate birds.
No one cares.
WoRMFACE
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Great movie..

"I had a guys finger in my ass tonight"

"is it friday already?"

hehehe



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
Spork
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Nicey nice! Great topic Straw.

My name would be Angie Heywood...

which would be a great porn name... if I wasn't a fucking GUY!

Fantastic, doomed to a life of porn that involves sucking off Norton!

Yecccchhhh!




"Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says.
DX-Bitch
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Rocky Wilfred

but I don't like the wilfred so if I did the street I'm on now...it would be Rocky Farrell.


um.....
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
hey well im alil late on this oNe ! uhMm mine suuKs asSS !!

well it is ** miCkEy Pine * WeriD ! but hey .. thinK i couLd get a giG * :) ahah neVER!

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.


December Maimonides? I don't think this one works.
This is for Wormface and Is That Don On the Phone:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7...Oswald was a fag.



"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.
July Brookhaven. Mmm, nice.

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hmmm...I'll try the second way, considering my first results. I'd be May Sacred. Sounds good...kinda gothic...


Kim
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Mine would be December Mercy...

Hmmm....not bad



The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation."

"Nunc scio quit sit amor."

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-Victor Hugo


FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
1st pet name & 1st St. (with a name, not a number): Buddy Stonewall

Fave pet name & current St.: Killer Center

click on my sig pic to view my photo albums

Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
KeeKee
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Lazerus Long



Hmmm...not trying to dispel that myth huh...


HONEY SECOND STREET





This message was edited by KeeKee on 8-2-01 @ 8:40 AM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.



July Brookdale.....much better than Sammy Haring, but still not good...oh well...I guess I will just have to finish college and forget my asprining porn career. :)


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




WoRMFACE
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok..


Pets Name + Block = Miss Kitty Crabtree

Mothers Maiden Name + Middle Name = Joseph Ciarcia

Month + Hospital = September Nassau County Medical Center..

I dont think the month and hospital one works.. yeah im with roger on this one.


EDIT: No, im not saying that Miss Kitty Crabtree fits me.. but it makes more sense then the hospital deal


You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.




This message was edited by WoRMFACE on 8-2-01 @ 11:43 AM
tankGrrl24
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I would be LADY GLENWILD as far as pet+street and November St. Claire for the hospital+month

"IF YOU WANT TO STAY A MAN,BACK THE FUCK UP..."I'VE LOST MY MIND,OWN A NINE,AND HAVE GREAT AIM"

fuck adoption it's happened twice and I still haven't graduated!





This message was edited by tankGrrl24 on 8-2-01 @ 4:47 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

HONEY SECOND STREET
Now that's a hot name. Niiice. :-)
quote:

Joseph Ciarcia
Hey, Wormface, your mother's name wouldn't happen to be Jeannie, would it?? (sorry to broadcast that to the whole board :-))

Shot Girl
Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers My cat has arms!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Pets Name + Street = Cali Butternut


brodieman
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Lady Bloomfield...great, i guess i'm starring in a cross-dresser porn=P


BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH!

"just remember, next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you jay, snootchie boothies."-Jay, Mallrats

"stormin through the party like his name was el nino..."-Sum 41

"someday, maybe she'll come back to me...and i'll say, why don't you go fuck yourself!"-Reel Big Fish

This message was edited by brodieman on 8-2-01 @ 9:17 PM
NJDrunkrone
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Whisky Dick


Claire
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Hospital + month=

"Lawrence August"

That still sucks.

Star Wars name, anyone??


"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."


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