Posted By | Discussion Topic: What Would Be Your Porn Star Name? |
F the S out of her A
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:41 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| "Peanuts Nostrand" doesn't have the ring to it like what my wife calls me: "Mr. Beefy"
[homer] Hello, is this thing on? [/homer]
Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing." |
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Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:21 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
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Great sig, Roger. One of my faves.
CLASSIC!!!!
Thank you, its my favorite line from my favorite-cuz-he's-hot-and-talented actor.
"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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JohnSlack
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:10 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
| AHHHH I'm TRAPPED IN A DON AND MIKE SWEEPER AND CAN'T GET OUT!!!!!!
For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name |
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djgrrrl
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 3:51 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00
| Mine would be
Ginger Summer
fp://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ea29fad2/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/O%26A+Cat2---1.jpg?bcJWNGqBVbXs4KJT |
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Fuckbag
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:01 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01
| Joey Jay... that sucks.
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Unicron
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:38 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01
| another way i heard of doing it was taking the month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.
August Christ.
i dunno..seems a lil blasphemus.
How should i feel
What should i do
I don't want to be sad anymore
All i want is you. |
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Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:43 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| Uhhh...November Middlesex?
If I was a chick, that would be cooler...I think
I can levitate birds.
No one cares.
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 4:45 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Great movie..
"I had a guys finger in my ass tonight"
"is it friday already?"
hehehe
You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right. |
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Spork
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:27 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Nicey nice! Great topic Straw.
My name would be Angie Heywood...
which would be a great porn name... if I wasn't a fucking GUY!
Fantastic, doomed to a life of porn that involves sucking off Norton!
Yecccchhhh!
"Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says. |
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DX-Bitch
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01
| Rocky Wilfred
but I don't like the wilfred so if I did the street I'm on now...it would be Rocky Farrell.
um..... |
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sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo!
Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:34 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01
| hey well im alil late on this oNe ! uhMm mine suuKs asSS !!
well it is ** miCkEy Pine * WeriD ! but hey .. thinK i couLd get a giG * :) ahah neVER!
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Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:38 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
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month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.
December Maimonides? I don't think this one works.
This is for Wormface and Is That Don On the Phone:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7...Oswald was a fag.
"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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Ants in My Pants Billy
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003.
I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:00 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
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month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.
July Brookhaven. Mmm, nice.
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WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:03 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
| Hmmm...I'll try the second way, considering my first results. I'd be May Sacred. Sounds good...kinda gothic...
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Kim
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:21 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Mine would be December Mercy...
Hmmm....not bad
The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation."
"Nunc scio quit sit amor."
"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-Victor Hugo
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I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:39 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| 1st pet name & 1st St. (with a name, not a number): Buddy Stonewall
Fave pet name & current St.: Killer Center
click on my sig pic to view my photo albums
Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
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KeeKee
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:31 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00
| quote:
Lazerus Long
Hmmm...not trying to dispel that myth huh...
HONEY SECOND STREET
This message was edited by KeeKee on 8-2-01 @ 8:40 AM |
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FeelMyFunBags
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:33 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
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month you were born and the name of the hospital you were born in.
July Brookdale.....much better than Sammy Haring, but still not good...oh well...I guess I will just have to finish college and forget my asprining porn career. :)
Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel
Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me
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WoRMFACE
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:38 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Ok..
Pets Name + Block = Miss Kitty Crabtree
Mothers Maiden Name + Middle Name = Joseph Ciarcia
Month + Hospital = September Nassau County Medical Center..
I dont think the month and hospital one works.. yeah im with roger on this one.
EDIT: No, im not saying that Miss Kitty Crabtree fits me.. but it makes more sense then the hospital deal
You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
This message was edited by WoRMFACE on 8-2-01 @ 11:43 AM |
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tankGrrl24
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 12:26 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
| I would be LADY GLENWILD as far as pet+street and November St. Claire for the hospital+month
This message was edited by tankGrrl24 on 8-2-01 @ 4:47 PM |
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Ants in My Pants Billy
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003.
I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 6:44 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
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HONEY SECOND STREET
Now that's a hot name. Niiice. :-)quote:
Joseph Ciarcia
Hey, Wormface, your mother's name wouldn't happen to be Jeannie, would it?? (sorry to broadcast that to the whole board :-))
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Shot Girl
Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers
My cat has arms! | posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:00 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00
| Pets Name + Street = Cali Butternut
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brodieman
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:11 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Lady Bloomfield...great, i guess i'm starring in a cross-dresser porn=P
BRODIEMAN...NOOTCH NOOTCH!
"just remember, next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you jay, snootchie boothies."-Jay, Mallrats
"stormin through the party like his name was el nino..."-Sum 41
"someday, maybe she'll come back to me...and i'll say, why don't you go fuck yourself!"-Reel Big Fish
This message was edited by brodieman on 8-2-01 @ 9:17 PM |
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NJDrunkrone
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 9:47 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01
| Whisky Dick
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Claire
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:52 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01
| Hospital + month=
"Lawrence August"
That still sucks.
Star Wars name, anyone??
"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." |
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