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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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since the last thread went so well, i decided to make this thread just for the fun of it. the last one got a total of 6 whole responses, i hope this one does better or ill just scrap it. anyway onto the topic

we've all been in bathrooms outside the home. restaurants, theaters, etc. etc. and in them you have a choice of hand drying materials. now the question of the day is... if you have a choice do you use the automatic hand dryer or paper towels to dry your hands. a side question, if there is no choice do you use the hand dryer or grab toilet paper from an empty stall??:)

if given a choice, i always use paper towels. it seems no matter how quickly you rub your hands or how hot the air is, it always takes too damn long for your hands to dry and you innevitably wind up wiping them dry on your pants anyway. if not given a choice i just use the hand-dryer and rub the remaining water on my jeans or whatever.




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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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well i can think of a way to get more replys, but last time i did that i got banned for a few days.onto the question, i prefer the towels, but if not i just use the dryer and shake all the water off.it gets off faster then rubbing



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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Paper towels. Hand dryers don't dry your hands, just burns them.

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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Hand dryers definately do dry your hands, but there's a trick to them. I don't use them however, because I don't touch public faucets in a bathroom. I'm very germ-consious so I always have to get some paper towels or toilet paper before I wash my hands. Then I have to keep the scrap to get more paper towels (if that's what I'm using) and use those to open the door with. Hey girls, ever see blood on a faucet or door? That's why I don't touch things in a bathroom.


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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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Always use the paper towels

I'm glad to be one of the first 6 replies.

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Paper towels first. If no choice, sometimes toilet paper & sometimes blow dryer.

With the blow dryer, if I'm rushing I wipe my hands on my pants. But, the hot air feels good sometimes, so that day I wait it out.



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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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paper Towels. I hate those hand blower thingies...

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Defintiely paper towels - very germ-conscious here, and touching what other people have touched, especially in a PUBLIC restroom is not something I enjoy doing.

Also, if there is only a blower available, I will go to the stall and grap some paper there. This is all assuming I even USE a public restroom, which I rarely do.


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed23 on 8-1-01 @ 12:31 PM
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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Paper towels i hate thoses dryers and i hate cheap places that don't give you a chioce

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Paper towels..if no paper towels, I just use my pants. I read somewhere that those blowers are like the breeders of germs etc...but then again I also saw that public payphones are even worse...god bless my cell (eventhough that supposedly gives you brain cancer). ISN'T ANYTHING SAFE??


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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
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Rog, go to the handicap sink and use your elbows to turn the faucet, like a surgeon scrubbing in.

Paper towels first.
Blower second. Usually have to wipe 'em off on the inside if my pockets so there's no visible wet marks on my pants.


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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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Paper towels or toilet paper, but the problem with that is that I need a lot to dry my hands, and sometimes it is hard to get out.

Otherwise its my pants.




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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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quote:

if you have a choice do you use the automatic hand dryer or paper towels to dry your hands.


I will opt to use the dryer first because I can hit the on button with my elbow. In order to use paper towels, I usually have to reach for a hand crank. Who knows what evil lurks on that metal piece?




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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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definetly paper towels...as for the hand dryer I like to drop my drawers and position myself under the blower and....oops...nevermind....



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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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quote:

Rog, go to the handicap sink and use your elbows to turn the faucet, like a surgeon scrubbing in.


Then you get germs on your elbow and if you touch your elbows for any crazy reason, its on your hands. Always safer to just turn things on and off with paper towels. I have trouble with elevator buttons too. I'm very OCD for that shit.


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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Always Paper Towels or Toilet Paper. And if worse comes to worse my pants.



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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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quote:

ever see blood on a faucet or door

I need a lot to dry my hands, and sometimes it is hard to get out.
... Is there anything you want to tell us F-tard? Are you killing people in there? ;)

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Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart


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Ahlexus
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Then you get germs on your elbow and if you touch your elbows for any crazy reason, its on your hands.


True, true. I have been known to use my foot also. Actually, the whole idea of a public restroom disturbs me. ::shudder::


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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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okay, first off I hope we can all agree that a public toilet is ALWAYS a "no crunching zone." Anyone who does, I'm sorry to offend, is a skeeve.


That being said, I am not in the habit of pissing on my hands when I use the john, so I find carrying a trial size (2oz) bottle on anti-bacterial hand gel a much better solution than using the germ warfare breeding ground the establishment labels as a sink.

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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If find it lot easier to open the door with my teeth. As for drying hands, paper towels work fine, but then i rub the urinal tablet all over to get that toilet fresh smell. Another trick I learned is to wipe my yambag all over the toilet seat to mark my territory.

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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towels without a doubt. dryers suck.

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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I dont wash my hands :P Oh come on, like you do EVERY time??

When i do - paper towels definetly, I get all excited when I see them instead of the dryers

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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quote:

I dont wash my hands :P Oh come on, like you do EVERY time??


Thank God for this:
quote:

her sarcasm puts dan from hoboken to shame




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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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If they are both in there, then it is paper towels, if i dont have a choice then i will go with whatever is there. if it is a place that still has those nasty cloth things hanging on the wall like they did a few years back, then i dry my hands on my pants.


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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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definately the paper towels if there is a choice. if i have to use the dryer, i end up using my pockets to finish drying my hands off.



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