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| Arthur Dent | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 5:15 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | For me, real name : "R" Board name : "A" > According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your > sexual identity. > > A - You are not particularly romantic, but you are > interested in action. You mean business. With you, > what you see is what you get. You have no patience for > flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is > trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. > You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's > action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's > physical attractiveness is important to you. You find > the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. > You are passionate and sexual as well as being much > more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not > go around advertising these qualities. Your physical > needs are your primary concern. > > B - You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy > being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy > to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of > your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to > pamper your mate. You are private in your expression > of endearments and particularly when it comes to > lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets > with your approval. You can control your appetite and > abstain from sex if need be. You require new > sensations and experiences. You are willing to > experiment. > > C - You are a very social individual, and it is > important to you to have a relationship. You require > closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk > to your sex partner before, during, and after. You > want the object of your affection to be socially > acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a > friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, > needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. > When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to > go for long periods without sexual activity. You are > an expert at controlling your desires and doing > without. > > D - Once you get it into your head that you want > someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do > not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and > caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. > You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense > in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. > Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are > stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free > and open. > > E - Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not > a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person > must be intellectually stimulating or you are not > interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and > a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and > disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a > while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for > the challenge is more important than the sexual act > for you, but once you give your heart away, you are > uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good > lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a > good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book. > > > F - You are idealistic and romantic, putting your > lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate > you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you > are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and > privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, > extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. > Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy > pastime. You can be a very generous lover. > > G - You are fastidious, seeking perfection within > yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is > your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can > enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to > reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work > at it meticulously. You can be extremely active > sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties > and responsibilities take precedence over everything > else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally > close to a lover, but no trouble getting close > sexually. > > H - You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation > and earning ability. You will be very generous to your > lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts > are actually an investment in your partner. Before the > commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your > spending and dating habits and equally cautious in > your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient > lover. > > I - You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... > even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and > pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know > what they are doing. You are not interested in an > amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are > fussy and exacting about having your desires > satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new > modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus > require sexual adventure and change. You are more > sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright > lustful. > > J - You are totally f--king marvelous! > > K - You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour > of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance > to you. You are free in your expression of love and > are willing to take chances, try new sexual > experiences and partners, provided it's all in good > taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your > partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you > will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. > You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to > know that you're being appreciated. > > L - You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you > believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up > serving your mate or attracting people who have > unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's > savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and > dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really > enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new > to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and > magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, > nor of your sexual fantasies. > > M - You are emotional and intense. When involved in a > relationship, you throw your entire being into it. > Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are > all consuming and crave someone who is equally > passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual > freedom. You are willing to try anything and > everything. Your supply of sexual energy is > inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate. > > N - You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning is > needed. > > O - You are very interested in sexual activities yet > secretive and shy about your desires. You can > re-channel much of your sexual energy into making > money and/or seeking power. You can easily have > extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, > compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same > qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; > thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are > willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your > passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in > check. > > P - You are very conscious of social proprieties. You > wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your > image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you > require a good-looking partner. You also require an > intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your > partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those > sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. > You are willing to experiment and try new ways of > doing things. You are very social and sensual; you > enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical > gratification. > > Q - You require constant activity and stimulation. You > have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a > partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. > You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted > to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, > hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn > you on and keep you going. > > R - You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. > You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is > your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You > are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a > great body. However, physical attractiveness is very > important to you. You have to be proud of your > partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not > brag, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is > important; you can be a very demanding playmate. > > S - You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You > are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not > let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this > part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down > to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all > the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or > any game, and take your love life very seriously. You > don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for > the right person to come along. > > T - You are very sensitive, private, and sexually > passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, > soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You > fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love > easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, > mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your > senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and > teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your > relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your > own head. > > U - You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. > When not in love, you are in love with love, always > looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a > challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, > excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential > relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing > your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and > you desire instant ratification. You are willing to > put your partner's pleasures above your own. > > V - You are individualistic, and you need freedom, > space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone > well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means > psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head > to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to > eccentric types. Often there is an age difference > between you and your lover. You respond to danger, > thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, > even though you yourself may not be a participant. > > W - You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to > take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is > at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in > love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he > or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of > yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good > for your lover. You enjoy playing love games. > > X - You need constant stimulation because you bore > quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at > a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You > talk while you make love. You can have the greatest > love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head. > > Y - You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If > you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole > thing. You want to control your relationships, which > doesn't always work out too well. You respond to > physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours > just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you > can spend your time making money, you will give up the > pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to > prove to yourself and your partner what great lover > you are. You want feedback on your performance. You > are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate. > > Z - For you, it is business before pleasure. If you > are in any way bothered by career, business, or money > concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into > the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a > fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you > never lose control of your emotions. You are very > careful and cautious before you give your heart away > and your body, for that matter. Once you make the > commitment, though, you stick like glue.  I wonder how many people actually read the text people put under their sig pics. | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 5:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Here I am looking for some in-depth insight into my sexual identity, and all I get is that. Hey, I think I can live with it. :)  Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy Now I have my wings | ||||
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