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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Fil's mere Observations... (A clue of what goes on in my mind) | ||||
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| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:22 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | *DISCLAIMER: I have no responsibilies for you reading this post, you looked at it. I just posted it* Today during lunchtime, Me and a co-worker on on our way back from the deli. As me and my co-worker were waiting for the light to turn green, this one idiot behind us was honking his horn, waving frantically, with a look on his face telling us to get out of his way because he was late getting back to work. Now, what this idiot in his car doesn't realize that what we would have done for him would have been illegal if we were caught, stress the IF. So, I decided to step out of the car, walk over to the driver side window of the guy who is rushing back to work, and talk to him. As soon as I stepped to the door, he frantically rolled his window down and was freaking out saying, "I'm late I gotta get back to work!" So in reply to this lunatic, I asked him calmly, why are you late? To make it short, He was late because he was wasting his time by being fussy with his lunch. Now, I don't know about you guys, but I'm not gonna let my co-worker get fucked by the Police because he moved out of the way for this jackass because this jackass is late for work. Mind you, during the whole time that I was trying to tell this Jackass that he should have left earlier to make it back to work on time, The traffic light changed colors 3 times, while my co-worker is dumbfounded wondering if I punched the guy out or not. Finally, I returned to the car, and resumed waiting for the light to turn green. My co-worker asked me, "What took you so long?" I told him with a smile, "I was telling the guy that he should have left earlier so he wouldn't have been late for work." Co-worker asked me if the guy tried to do hit me or anything, I told him, "Nah, the guy is pissed because I made him look like a tool for not leaving earlier, and the guy knew it. I love proving people wrong." After a few minutes of Awkward silence, I realized that we were gonna be late coming back from lunch, and I told him, in return, he got me. He told me if I didn't waste time, making the other feel like an Idiot, we wouldn't be worried about getting back to work on time. So what was my point? None, Because I should have payed attention to the time like I told the other guy in back of us. But I looked at the bright side, my co-worker didn't get a ticket, and we made back to work on time with two minutes to spare.  Everyone has a reason to live. My reason is to piss off my opposition because I enjoy their misery. Now accepting applications for two new headhunters to be trained. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | My suspitions are accurate there is nothing going on in your head AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: That's not true.... just ask any of the other voices in there. :)  School's out, shouldn't you have a job? The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | this has got to be the stupidest thing ive read today, although dana hasnt posted yet, so my night is looking up:) Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:) | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Moral of the story, don't go out to lunch with Filzy, or eat lunch anywhere near him. As a matter of fact, just don't eat lunch. It's better that way. Anybody learn anything else?
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Can you summarize what she did on this board? Cuz I used to talk to her and then we lost touch. Just a quick summary, please.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Interesting, I am suprised you just didnt punch him in the face. Or at least hit him with a pipe. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | roger, a quick summary of the latest dana dillon saga can be found here :) but beware, when you read this, you may never be the same again:) Visit this Website Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:) This message was edited by Faceman on 8-1-01 @ 7:09 PM | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | A kinder, gentler road rage?   AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 7:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | yeah, I read most of that. So you people hate her cuz she's a hypochondriac? Maybe that's just her gig. People are usually different in real life than on a board, maybe that's just her way of standing out. Sorry, I just can't out and out hate someone I've never met and wish shit like cancer and death on 'em. I give everyone the benefit of the doubt and if you do succeed in getting me to hate you, you are talented indeed, and I probably won't hate you in real life if I met you. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ok, maybe I should have hit the guy with a baseball bat? But if you were in the same situation like I was, I think you would have enjoyed making this guy I dealt with miserable, and winding him up even more. Also, I bought my co-worker lunch and gave him gas money too. Everyone has a reason to live. My reason is to piss off my opposition because I enjoy their misery. Now accepting applications for two new headhunters to be trained. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 8:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | i dont hate her, she just annoys me with her posting style. as for wishing death or cancer on her. i wouldnt do that, not even to my worst enemy. btw rog, sounds like you hated browstone in his POTA thread;););) Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:) | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 9:25 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Ummm, ahem, roger, no one asked you to hate her. I can do a search if you wish but I think it is a safe bet no one asked you to. I for one never wished cancer on her. She proclaimed she already had it. Now, about killing herself, the world would be a much lighter place without her and her bullshit stories. And yes, many people are full of shit around these parts, but no one has fed of the sympathy of others as much as this dim witted fool. as for Filzy, damn dawg, I need to go buy another box of Capn' Crunch so i can get yet another decoder ring.  or be involved in my beefs I am a man, I can stand on my feet So if you don't want to be in them all I ask is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion and i won't put you in them | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 10:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Actually filzy, thats prob. what I would have done too, its pretty funny Although maybe at least punched his side mirror off.. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | It's just a good thing you didn't flick him off. Then you'd be on Gonzo's stupid list. Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy Now I have my wings | ||||
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