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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
LESSONS IN LIFE

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter
how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have
a big dick or huge tits.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more fucked up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep
throwing up long after you think
you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
Or if you can afford Johnnie Cochran.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had
better be a lot of money to take
its place.

I've learned that sometimes the
people you expect to kick you
when you're down will
be the ones who do.

I've learned that we don't have to
ditch bad friends, because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about
ourselves. It's funny cause its not you.

I've learned that no matter how
you try to protect your children, they will
eventually get arrested and end up in the
local paper.

I've learned that the people you
care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.

I've learned that 5 year olds have better bone
structure than 3 year olds. They don't
crack as easily.

I've learned not matter how bad your
life may seem. At any given moment someone
out there has it worse off than you.
Like the kid toucher surrounded by
beautiful women.

I've learned that sarcasm never works well
when it is in text form. Especially on the
internet and in certain message boards.

I've learned that it's not how cool
you are or how good looking you are.
The most important thing is how good
are your stalking and buring skills.

I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if
they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages

Finally I've learned there is no
other place i would rather be at
any given time than with you fuckers
On opieanthony.com. Cause i love you guys
No matter what.



If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Lord Duvious
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I've learned that sarcasm never works well
when it is in text form. Especially on the
internet and in certain message boards.


Sarcasm works in text form everytime! People always know when someone is saying something sarcastic on the board!


Oh. Wait. Nevermind.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
Now I have my wings
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
gonzo, you are a very wise man.you;ve learned a lot in your time.its too bad some people will NEVER learn those lessons, because some are very important.and this quote may come back to haunt you some day
quote:

Finally I've learned there is no
other place i would rather be at
any given time than with you fuckers
On opieanthony.com. Cause i love you guys
No matter what.






last time, the insects got me, but

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 8-2-01 @ 4:24 PM
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I've learned that the people you
care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.

I definately hear that

:::STANDING FUCKING OVATION:::
you've said a lot of true shit my friend, but this one might be the best one.


Because I sit here locked inside my head
remembering everything you've said
Your silence gets us nowhere
Gets us nowhere way too fast


My adopted Mini-critics are bawkswine and ScubaSteve.


4 weeks and counting until GonzoStyle can have his "I'm finally gone" party
Sephiroth
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if
they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages


Well, here's one more for you buddy.





Well, it seems like alot of you fucking morons have questions. So, just Email or IM me so i can insult your intelligence.
Join the Black Science Institute...... Or Die screaming.
Rone
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Bra-Vo, Gonzo. well said.



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Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I've learned that the people you
care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.



Too god damned true!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Black Lazerus
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I've learned that no matter
how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

Thanks for the mention!!

Move not unless you see an advantage; use not your troops unless there is something to be gained; fight not unless the position is critical.


Some people fear me when I walk this way
Some come near me, some run away
Some people take heed to every word I say
Some wanna build a posse, some stay away
Some people think that we plan to fail
Wonder why we go under or go to jail
Some ask us why we act the way we act
Without lookin' how long they kept us back

Nana's Precious
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I've learned not matter how bad your
life may seem. At any given moment someone
out there has it worse off than you.
Like the kid toucher surrounded by
beautiful women.



I feel your pain Gonzo....
quote:

I've learned that sarcasm never works well
when it is in text form. Especially on the
internet and in certain message boards.


See my first comment.....



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded
Psycho Bitch
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Okay who are you and what did you do with OUR Gonzo??? ;)

Just kidding..that was brilliant Gonz :)


Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :)


~~Psycho Bitch~~
"The definition of insanity is repeating the
same behavior over and over expecting
different results"


Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Cause i love you guys No matter what.


Come here big guy. I wanna give you a hug. Ya big teddy bear, you!


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I've learned that 5 year olds have better bone structure than 3 year olds. They don't
crack as easily.


How long did it take you to learn that?


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

On opieanthony.com. Cause i love you guys
No matter what.

I think someone slipped some ecstacy into GS's cheerios, the man is full of love today. Is a handy out of the question you stud muffin????



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

I've learned that no matter
how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

Definatly agree with that one!!
Everything was nicely said!! Good job!! :)



I'm trying to escape you
And I know there ain't no way to
To chase you from my mind
I've still got your face
Painted on my heart
Scrawled upon my soul
Etched upon my memory baby

Shot Girl
Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers My cat has arms!
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I've learned that no matter how much I
care, some people are just assholes.

unfortunately, that's the truth.



o&aswallow
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I've learned not matter how bad your
life may seem. At any given moment someone
out there has it worse off than you.
Like the kid toucher surrounded by
beautiful women.



Or worse, a woman toucher surrounded by kids. ;-)

Nicely put GS. It's so nice to see you getting back in form!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
just got in a little while ago here's one more

I learned living 1 block from
the beach has it's advantages
but one of them is not finding parking
with ease. 3 and a half hours to
find a spot, i wanna cut someone
heads off and make em watch me fuck
their children.

ok now for some replies.

quote:

Primma Donna Lazerus said:

Thanks for the mention!!



lol you punk ass white boy no i wasn't talking about you, lol.

quote:

Okay who are you and what did you do with OUR Gonzo???



This is the old gonzo i am back to my old ways baby. Having fun and being brilliant yet a sick motherfcuker old skool nigga shit for the new millenium.

quote:

quote:

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I've learned that 5 year olds have better bone structure than 3 year olds. They don't
crack as easily.

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How long did it take you to learn that?



Tequila how old are your kids again?

quote:

I think someone slipped some ecstacy into GS's cheerios, the man is full of love today. Is a handy out of the question you stud muffin????



Well GW i'm tired but if you want a handy ok let me get the hand cream or do you want baby oil?

quote:

quote:

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I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
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unfortunately, that's the truth.



Yeah SG i learned that i also learned that assumptions are trully the mother of all fuck ups. And no matter how much you try to show people how much you care their paranoia usually makes them assume the worst instead of talking things out.

Yes i still love most of you no matter what i may say or do.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
i'm getting all misty eyed

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
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