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cronox2
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
its a kickass game but boy is it aggravating. there should be a goddamn warning on the package that you might just break a couple controllers, the tv or [norton] rape a child [/norton] from the agravation of playing this fuckin game. all in all though, its pretty good.




Ignorance is absolute bliss that's what i say!



We Came To Drop Bombs, Callin' Every Man of Arms, and Yo Sound the Alarm... SMARTBOMB!!!!!
jmoore
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I was just gonna post the exact same message. The game is fun as hell but shit does it piss me off sometimes. Sometimes it'll take me what seems like 30 to 40 tries to get a scene right but the replays look cool as hell. I wish the movie trailers they make had more cuts from your stunts and less crappy animation.

Also, the stunt arena thing could be better. They need to add stuff like keeping track of the longest jumps, number of rolls, number of cars jumped, etc.

Now I'm stuck on the first scene of the third movie. Damn is it hard.

Oh, and thank God for Blockbuster rentals. I don't think I'm going to have the patience to finish this game if it keeps getting harder.


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"It kinda looks like Albert Einstein eating a london broil."
Disturbed
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Pac Man Power Pill Gunner
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
The load times are driving me crazy. God forbid I mess up a scene then i gotta wait forever to try again.

Also rented Britney's Dance Beat for some odd reason. Theres another game thats driving me crazy. "Okay, i gotta push <- and X and then -> and O within 0.4 seconds?!?!" "Why did the O change to an X 0.2 seconds before!!!" "Why is the other person dancing and im not, hes getting more points that way!!" "Great, i gotta do this over, time to listen to Baby One More Time from beginning to start again."

"Stupid game!!!"


And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ This is necessary. It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.

jmoore
posted on 07-09-2002 @ 11:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Does it have cheat codes to get Britney to show us her tits?


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"It kinda looks like Albert Einstein eating a london broil."
cronox2
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Dude if you wanted a music game, go rent Frequency...that game's da shit.




Ignorance is absolute bliss that's what i say!



We Came To Drop Bombs, Callin' Every Man of Arms, and Yo Sound the Alarm... SMARTBOMB!!!!!
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Also rented Britney's Dance Beat

Unless that game's rated M, you should have your status taken away.

Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
Disturbed
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Pac Man Power Pill Gunner
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 8:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Heh, Britney's Dance Beat.... Rated M for Mature.

Knew it was gonna be a horrible game, wanted to see how horrible. Also was sorta hoping it was like Parappa The Rapper.

Punch! Punch! Kick! Turn and pose.




And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ This is necessary. It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 07-10-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I totally share in the pain here. I swear on everyone that I know and/or care about that if those damn cars don't stop literally coming out of nowhere, I'm gonna have a stroke.

R.I.P. Dark Angel

No more of Jessica Alba's luscious, luscious breasts or gash folds showing through tight, sexy pants. God damn, does this world suck!





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