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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
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Smackdown *Spoilers* - (11/27/01) - Wichita, KS

Earlier Today
Vince is waiting for Flair and Flair shows up. Vince talks about Flair being in cahuts with Austin about the asskissing. Vince talks about a barbaric match regarding the Strap match with Austin and Regal. Vince says he don't like. Flair comes back by saying GOOD!. Flair says he doesn't wanna see the whole WWF kiss Vince's ass. The Whole world PERIOD, Flair says he DON'T like it!! Vince then informs Flair that there will be a 3rd inductee to the Kiss My Ass club that will be entertaining. Vince tells Flair that he had to admit that his partner has a pretty nice ass. Flair then tells Vince that not only does he have a nice ass but that Vince IS AN ASS!..WHOO!!!..Both men then stare at one another in intent!.

Smackdown Openning
Steve Austin comes out talks trash about Vince, he talks about the Unification match at the Vengreance PPV. Kurt Angle comes out and taunts Austin but the fans really get on Kurt's hide. Austin unloads tons of WHAT?!'s. The crowd really gets into it also. Kurt tries to explain something but continues to get rejected despite doing some Earth to Stone Cold to Austin. Angle gets an Angle Sucks chant and Austin says that 12,000 people is saying Angle Sucks!. Angle constantly gets interrupted by saying Austin is dreaming if he'll be the Undisputed Champion. Austin asked for several Hell Yeah's and got them until Angle finally got fed up and left.

Scotty 2 Hotty w/Albert vs. Christian w/Test (European Title)
Match goes back and forth. Albert gets laid out by Test and while Scotty attempts a WORM on Test, he gets caught by Christian with his finishing move and got the win. After the match, Test gave Scotty the Big Boot.
Winner: Christian

Lita talks to Jeff about Matt. Matt shows up and talks about popular decisions, merchandise sales and a tag match for the #1 contendership for the tag titles and they face The Big Show and Kane.

Regal and Angle emerge from a room with the strap wrapped on Regals hand and Regal talks that he can't wait for the match. Then they pass up Edge and Edge makes fun on Angle and Regal and then takes shots at them but gets overwhealmed until the refs separate them.

Bubba Ray Dudley w/Stacy vs. Rob Van Dam (Hardcore Title)
Bubba starts it off with a neckbreaker, throws him into the turnbuckle and chops away. RVD then gets suplexed by Bubba and then gets an arm drag converted into a powerbomb. RVD comes back with a foot to the face and as he climbed the rope, he gets shuved off on the barricade. Stacy gives Bubba a chair, Bubba hits a double underhook slam and puts a chair on RVD and drops his ass on the mat. RVD then uses the chair by throwing it at Bubba, Bubba catches it and gets the Van-Daminator! 1-2-3.
Winner: Rob Van Dam

After the match, The Undertaker comes out on his bike.

He grabs RVD and punishes him and then gets a trash can. The Undertaker gives RVD the Last Ride Powerbomb on the trash can. Undertaker talks to RVD about survival in the WWF and that this was RVD's first lesson. Undertaker then tells RVD not to piss him off and that he will have respect.

The Coach inteviews Ric Flair for his response to the situation. Ric Flair asks someone (young talent) to step forward if they wanna be in the big time to face The Undertaker.

Kurt Angle vs. Edge
Kurt begins the offensive with a couple of power holds. Edge gets punished several times. Angle locks in a reverse chinlock but Edge eventally gets to his feet. Edge rolls up Angle after a failed kneelift by Angle but only a 2 count. Angle continues his attack and nails the Belly-to-belly on Edge. Edge nails Angle with a Powerslam. Edge takes shot and Angle then hits a spinning heel kick and then a reverse slam but only a 2 count. Angle locks in a partial Angle Lock on Edge, however Edge counters it with a small package but only a 2 count. Edge spears Angle but Regal comes out and puts Angle's foot on the rope. Edge steps outta the way and Angle jumps on Regal outside the ring. Regal drilled Edge with a brass knuckes on Edge's kidney. This enables Angle to put Edge in the Angle Slam to get the win.
Winner: Kurt Angle

Vince McMahon comes out, Vince has chosen Trish to join the Vince McMahon "Kiss my ass" club. Just as it seemed Trish was about to kiss Vince's ass...The Rock's music hits!. The Rock comes out tells Vince to keep his pants down. The Rock then proceeds to humiliate Vince with a lot of trash talk about signs, corn, cattlerods and other things. Vince then gets Rock Bottom'd by The Rock and get the People's Elbow. Then Chris Jericho comes out and then he and Jericho go at it and when The Rock was about to Rock Bottom Jericho, Vince low blows Rock. Jericho takes a chair and delivers a People's Elbow on The Rock. It cuts The Rock open under his left eye.

The Hardy Boyz w/Lita vs. The Big Show and Kane (#1 Contenders Match)
Matt and Kane start it off with Kane getting the advantage on Matt in the corner. Matt fires back but the shots don't even phase Kane. Kane gives Matt a big foot, Kane then attempts a powebomb but reverses it into a sunset flip and it was successful with help from Jeff. The Big Show is tagged in and Press-slamms Matt and drops Matt, however Matt lands on his feet. Jeff is tagged in and is dominated by Show. Matt comes in twice to assist Jeff but gets tossed aside. Jeff hits Show with the Whisper in the Wind move. Show tags in Kane and Jeff tags in Matt. Matt takes it too Kane with shots and a moonsault but only a 2 count. Matt was unsuccessful in a Twist of Fate attempt. The Hardy Boyz tie up Kane in the rope but Kane wasn't locked in it completely. Jeff and Matt double team Kane. Show comes in and suplexes both Hardy Boyz. Lita attempts to Top rope hurracanrana but is unsuccessful despite trying, Kane set her back on the top rope harmlessly but as Jeff attempted the Poetry in Motion, Kane is knocked into Lita and she hits the floor. Kane drills Jeff with a foot to the face and got the pin.
Winners and #1 Contenders: Kane and The Big Show

Tazz meets Ric Flair with a handshake, Tazz then proceeds to volunteer to face The Undertaker tonight. Both men the share a WHOO! chant. Ric Flair wins and Tazz then said it was nice to meet him.

Tazz vs. The Undertaker
Before the match starts, 'Taker gets very arrogant regarding size. Undertaker shuves him down, Tazz strikes back with several kicks. Tazz continues drilling 'Taker but 'Taker comes back with a foot to the face but only a 2 count. Undertaker attempts to crotch Tazz and is partially successful but both men got tied up. Undertaker continues the offensive, 'Taker shuves Tazz into the rope and Tazz is hanged upside down and gets a couple of kicks to the stomach and chest. Tazz fires back, but it's shortlived. 'Taker clotheslines Tazz in the corner and Tazz drops for the floor, 2 count only. Undetaker gives Tazz the Old School Armlock on the ropes but before 'Taker could goto the top rope. Tazz locks in the Tazzmission on The Undetaker and they fall outside the ring. Tazz keeps it locked in but 'Taker breaks it eventually. 'Taker bearhugs Tazz and rams him into the steel post. The Undertaker then gives Tazz the chokeslam and gets the 1-2-3. After the match, 'Taker gets a piece of the steel steps and throws them on Tazz's left shoulder.
Winner: The Undertaker

Steve Austin vs. William Regal (Strap-Match)
All hell breaks loose in this match, they go inside and outside the ring and literally strap the hell outta each other. Many bright red stripes involved in this match. During it, Austin asks for a beer and opens up 2 of them and gives one to Earl Hebner and then toasts it and fingers Hebner and drinks it and then nails Regal with the can. Regal straps away on Austin near the announce table. Regal keeps punching away on Austins head and chokes Austin with the strap. Regal touches 2 corners but gets stopped with strap in his groan. Austin hogties Regal and gets 2 corners. Regal sends Austin over the top rope and it's a tug-of-war from inside and outside the ring of both men. Both men continue this fight for survival, Regal nails that arm-takedown finisher of his and gets 3 corners and gets a spinebuster from Austin. Austin then quickly gets 3 corners, then Regal gets back up and Austin gives him the Stunner and then follows up with the 4th corner for the victory.

Winner: Steve Austin

After the match, Angle comes out, as well as Edge. All 4 men go at it until just Austin and Edge was left in the ring. Austin gives Earl a beer and they both toasted despite Earl's hesitation. Austin keeps getting more beer and gives Earl Hebner 2 more. Auting showers himself with Steve-Weisers and gets more and more beer for him and Earl.

Jim Ross comes down and both men stare at each other as Jim was standing on the apron. Austin calls for more beer after a moment. Jim gets the microphone and says he's a little thirsty. Jim says he's got a bad taste in his mouth that he's gotta get rid of, he's gotta forget bad memories, he needs a beer. Steve invites Jim to come into the ring and Jim does. Austin opens up a beer slowly and both men continue the staredown. Austin gets Jim's mic and asks Jim if he understood if he was thirsty. Austin asks the crowd if they wanna see Stone Cold and JR dring a Budweiser to give him a Hell Tear *Crowd, HELL YEAH". Both men then shake handles for 20 seconds. Both men leave together, Austin runs back to the ring and stances the crowd on the ropes. Austin then leaves again, but JR tells him to go back to the ring again and does. Austin walks around the ring and gets his cooler and throws it into the ring and even gives a glance to Jerry Lawler and gets the strap and proceeds with the finger salute to the crowd and the show ends.



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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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I was wondering if/how they were ever going to fix the Austin/JR angle. I think King even alluded to it on his return to RAW at some point. Austin sharing his beer - always good.

So who jobs more nowadays - Big Slow or Tazz? Shit, when was the last time Tazz won a match?

And Vince's ass - can the WWF get out of the gay zone already?


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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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quote:

So who jobs more nowadays - Big Slow or Tazz? Shit, when was the last time Tazz won a match?



The Big Job I have never understood why they make this man seem like the biggest pussy. He in all honesty could proably crush just about anyone in the WWF, but the way they use him I am supprised Esay Rios has not pinned him.

What has happened to Tazz I thought when he came over he would be kicking some serious ass.





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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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quote:

The Big Job I have never understood why they make this man seem like the biggest pussy

I believe recently his weight was an issue (hence the Big SLOW), and they may have set him up as a jobber to promt him to get in better shape. He has lost a lot of weight, but still continues to lose matches.
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What has happened to Tazz I thought when he came over he would be kicking some serious ass.

Exactly my point! ECW was a very different fed from the WWF, so obviously you couldn't take the ECW Tazz and work with that in the WWF - but putting him behind a mic and have him roughhouse during a ring promo or lose in a bullshit match is ridiculous. I thought I read somewhere that he's actually happy how his career is going in the WWF, but I really can't believe that - they've even inserted his pussification into some of the promos (ala Paul Heyman going off on Vince a few weeks ago in his diatribe).

I know the WWF has a lot of talent and its hard to spread it all around evenly, but to waste one like Tazz's is unacceptable IMO.


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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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This sounds like a shitty show. I don't like seeing Tazz and Undertaker fight. Its looking like Tazz is getting his push and he has to job to the Undertaker. Austin having a strap match is a good idea but I would have liked Angle to be in it. Regal sucks, I don't like him wrestling in the main event. It would have lifted the Austin/Angle issue further and made there match at Veneance more important if Angle and Austin fought in the Strap Match.



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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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quote:

Veneance more important if Angle and Austin fought in the Strap Match



I agree with you, but you never no what will happen especially since Vince is running things again.





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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
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I'm still wondering how Flair will fit in the angle. I can "smell" a huge RAW after Vengeance. I hope Austin wins the title and they have a triple threat match, Austin/Angle/Y2J with HHH as referee. HHH helps Austin win at Vengeance but screws him on RAW and Y2J finally wins the title. I'd have to say that would be a spiffy way to end RAW. I know it won't happen but I can vent my ideas can't I? :)



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