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TeenWeek
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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:02 AM      
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WWF SmackDown Taping Results [Airdate: 12/6]

Edge, Big Show, & Kane vs. William Regal & The Dudley Boyz

-- All 6 people of the match battle it out until Edge and Regal start off the match. William tags in D-Von who works over Edge. Matchup continues with The Dudley Boyz working on Kane but Edge blind tags in himself as Kane goes to the outside. Stacy is confronted by the Big Show and she attempts to distract him and then gets pushed into the Show. Show puts Stacy on his knee and attempts to spank her rear, however the Dudley Boyz jumped on Show to prevent it. Edge gets the victory over D-Von with the Edgecution DDT.

Winners: Edge, Big Show, & Kane

Hardcore Championship
Rob Van Dam vs. Matt Hardy

-- A ladder gets involved in this fray, both men pumble each other to the limit. RVD got a ladder in the groin which slingshots him outside the ring, they play tug-a-war with the ladder with RVD getting the bad end of it. Both men battle up the walkway to the stage with the ladder. Matt climbs the ladder and attempts to nail RVD with it from the ladder, however RVD countered it with the Van-Daminator.
1-2-3. After the match, The Undertaker comes out and attacks RVD and drills RVD with it, Undertaker then mocks RVD with the 2 thumbs

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Scotty Too Hotty & Albert vs. Test & Christian

-- Test works over Scotty in the begining of the match. Scotty holds his own and fights back for a moment but Test regains control. Christian is in the ring after a couple mins and gets himself almost DQ'd with several choke holds on Scotty. Albert puts Christian in a wild spin. Albert dominates the competition. As Scotty was about to hit the WORM, Christian almost hits his Un-Prettier finisher move but Christian is stopped by Albert with a Baldo bomb!. Test then comes outta no where with a Big Boot on Scotty and then Albert, Test then pins Scotty for the 1-2-3. After the match, Test gives Earl Hebner the Big Boot.

Winners: Test & Christian

Rock "Kiss My Ass Club" Segment

-- The Rock is smiling a lot, "Finally The Rock has come back to Chicago"!. The Rock talks about everything thats yet to come and focuses on tonights happening. Rock talks about what Chicago is known as, Windy City, First Place Bears, and the site as to where Vince gets down on his knees and kissed some ass and that it would take place in the very ring The Rock stands in. (No Chance in Hell) plays, Vince McMahon comes down to the ring. Both men exchange big time smiles and Vince gets an "A$$hole" chant. Vince asks Rock if he's gonna embarass and belittle him, "A$$hole" chant. Vince reminds Rock that he's Vince McMahon and he's a certified Billionaire and he could sell Rock or any fan over and over. Vince talks trash to the Rock until "What, What, What, What, What????" Austin is talking trash to Vince about Kurt Angle, Austin has laid out Kurt Angle in the backstage area and then stomps him several times. Austin tells Vince that if he comes up the ramp that he'll serve some knuckle sandwiches. Austin asks if anyone wants to see Vince kiss some ass to give him a Hell Yeah, (HELL YEAH!!). The Rock then said to Vince that it really sucks for him tonight. (Ric Flair's music) plays. Ric said that plan A worked and plan B is if anyone interferes that they're suspended. Rock is in the ring and says that there is only one thing left to say and that is "Vince, get down on your knees". LOL, Vince takes off his jacket. Rock yells at him to get down on his knees. Rock then says the moment they've all been waiting for, The Rock is gonna turn around show The People's Ass. Rock shows a little of one side and then pulls it up and shows the other side and then pulls it up. The Rock says that Vince's lips aren't good enough for Rocks ass. Jim Ross is announced by the Rock to come to the ring, and it looked as if Jim Ross was gonna have his ass kissed by Vince, but it wasn't gonna happen. The Rock then asks Jim Ross to goto the commentary, The Rock then announces that Vince is gonna kiss Trish Stratus's ass, Trish comes out and then Vince loved the fact that he's gonna do it, Rock told Vince he wasn't such a bad guy and gave Vince some chapstick and Vince put it on. As Trish revealed her rear end and just as Vince was about to kiss it, The Rock cuts him off with his hand on Vince's lips. Rock yells at Vince "What do you think your doing you sick Freak?". Rock tells Trish to goto the commentary booth. Vince is then enraged at The Rock, The Rock says that Vince ain't gonna kiss The Rock's, Jim Ross or Trish Stratus's ass tonight but The Rock knows somebody whom that Vince will kiss his ass...(TOO COOL) music plays and out comes RIKISHI!!!!. Vince looked absolutely sick all over his face, Rikishi kept wiggling his ass so hilariously!!. As Vince tried to escape, Rock gave Vince a Rock Bottom and then restrains Vince. Rikishi pulls his strap up his ass and The Rock SHOVES Vince right into Rikishi's Crack!!!....(Laughter)!!...If ya Smelllaaa, What The Rock is Cookin'.

Crash Holly vs. Jacqueline

-- Crash dominates Jackie for a while, hits a standing suplex and attempts to pin Jackie twice but only got 2 counts. Crash climbs the top rope but gets caught and knocked on the turnbuckle and hung from the post and got dropkicked in the face, only a 2 count though. Jackie hits an impressive DDT but only a 2 count. Crash rolls up Jackie and pulls her tights and got the 1-2-3. Jackie gets in Crash's face and Crash shoves her down, she comes back and knocks Crash down.

Winner: Crash Holly

Backstage Segment: Ric Flair & Booker T

-- Booker T. arrives at Vince's office but only Flair was in there, both ment talked about Booker trying to get his job back but Flair said he's not taking applications, Booker does his "You didn't just say that" speech. Booker then left saying that it was cool though

Backstage Segment: Undertaker & APA

-- The APA is playing cards and The Undertaker is walking by, stops and turns around and asks why he's being eyeballed. The APA reminds him of the Ministry days when the Acolytes we're with him. Undertaker then says that they don't respect them and then challenges them to a matchup tonight.

Undertaker vs. Bradshaw

-- Good match, Undertaker has a new haircut. Bradshaw dominates 'Taker in the begining, 'Taker eventually gains the advantage as the 2 men goto the outside. 'Taker punishes away on Bradshaw. Faarooq comes out as both men we're down. Faarooq takes Undertakers bike and Bradshaw capitalizes with a shot to the face but 'Taker catches Bradshaw with a foot and that followed up with a chokeslam to get the pin. After the match, Faarooq had left the motorcycle on the stage as Undertaker notices it and then goes back to the ring. Rob Van Dam sneaks up on the Undertaker and drills him over the head with a steel chair and 'Taker is laid out on the stage and RVD gave him the R-V-D thumbs!!

Winner: The Undertaker

Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle vs. The Rock and Steve Austin

-- The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes the Ayatollah. "Medal" hits and Kurt Angle comes out. Rock comes down, and immediately gets attacked by Austin. The glass breaks, and Austin runs down to save his partner.

Austin and Angle battle in the ring, while Rock and Jerichobattle outside. Stunner to Angle! 1-2-broken by Jericho. Tag to Jerihco.

Austin with knockdown punches. Back body drop to Jericho and a back body drop. Austin smashes Jericho into the turnbuckle and clotheslines him down. Austin locks in the Walls of Jericho, but Angle hits him in the back. Austin knocks Angle to the outside and tags in Rock. Samoan Drop to Jericho 1-2-kickout.

Knees by Rock, but Jericho hits a flying forearm. Low dropkick by Jericho. Tag to Angle. Rock chops away on Angle in the corner and clotheslines him down. Overhead throw by Rock and a smash into Austin's boot. Tag to Austin.

Austin chops away, but Angle suplexes him down. Tag to Jericho. Austin hits a Lou Thesz Press, but Jericho comes back with a spinning heel kick 1-2-kickout.

Punches by Jericho. Austin goes for the Lou Thesz again, but Jericho catches him and goes for the Walls, but Rock knocks him down. Tag to Angle.

Angle and Austin battle inside, while Rock and Jericho have begun a brawl outside. Jericho whips Rock into the ringpost, while Angle trips Austin and locks in the AngleLock, but Austin is able to make it to the ropes. Jericho runs in and pulls Austin off teh ropes. Angle again locks in the AngleLock, but notw Rock clotheslines him down. Tag to Rock and Jericho.

CLothesline by Rock, then another. Flying forearm to Jericho. Punches in the corner to Angle. Rock ducks and Jericho clotheslines Angle. DDT to Jericho 1-2-broken by Angle.

Austin grabs Angle and they brawl outside, whil insid, Jericho low blows Rock and Rock Bottoms him! Jericho crawls to make the cover 1-2-broken by Austin!

Angle pulls Austin back outside. Angle smashes Austin into the annoucne table, while inside, Rock locks the SharpShooter on Jericho. Angle goes to dive in, but Austin reaches up and grabs his legs! Jericho taps!

Angle goes over and Olympic Slams Jericho! Angle goes up the ramp, claiming that the Titles will be his, while in the ring, Rock and Austin stare each other down. Rock goes to leave, but Austin pulls him back. Rock again goes to leave, and Austin gets in his face. Austin hands a beer to Rock. Rock takes the can, and toasts Austin's WWF Title belt. Austin does the same to Rock's World Title belt. Then they toast each other and celebrate for the fans. End Show.

Winners: The Rock & Steve Austin



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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
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sounds like a decent show. i really wish we could see the end of the kiss ass club. they can do something else with what appears to be 15 minutes, like maybe wrestle? I am sure it is gonna be great to see trish's ass again, but come on, we get a great view of that just about every match.

Now for some reason, i am really looking forward to the RVD taker match on sunday. not sure why, but i see rvd taking out the taker, and making him his bitch.

any update that anyone has heard about the future split of the promotion and how the titles will be handled?




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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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I think I will tune in just to see Trish's ass....On a nother note I would like to see Y2J, and Angle possible win a match this month..





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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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I can't believe that Vince gets the Stinkface. That should be hysterical. Vince will want his revenge and I defintely think he will cost the Rock this Sunday.

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Sounds like a great show, hopefully the wrestling will come off good too. I cant wait to see Trish's ass again, she has quite the nice posterior.






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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
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quote:

I cant wait to see Trish's ass again, she has quite the nice posterior.


Hmm... you mean this one??






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Happy Holidays Fuckers'

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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THANK YOU Austin You've made my day. No wonder vince was smiling. who wouldn't wanna kis that ass?????




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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
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Sounds like a good show. I knew it would come down to the Rock and Austin starring each other down. The same way smackdown went off to WM. I wish they fought each other. Why didn't Austin beat the fuck out of Booker? I thought he would be a pissed off Mo' Fo' but he wasn't. I'm really looking forward to the Hardies match at Vengeance, this will be cool to see which side Lita takes. I bet Matt's turning heel.



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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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omg trish is so damn hot.


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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quote:

omg trish is so damn hot.



This is the type of hard hitting, cutting edge analysis you can only get here on the Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board.

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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thank you. that is about the only thing keeping me watching wrestling these days though.


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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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trish got a butter-face.

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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quote:

trish got a butter-face.




From this view...its all good to me.




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Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do, Now that I have allowed you to beat me, Do you think that we could play another game, Maybe I could win this time..... I kind of like the misery you put me through, Darlin' you can trust me completely! If you even try to look the other way, I think that I could kill this time....
Happy Holidays Fuckers'

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
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Trishes ass makes the show but I'm sick of the dudes ass its getting way to gay.

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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
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Thanks for the spoiler..deek

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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Austin, Now I see what you're doing. You are trying to make me loose my mind. Hey... It's working. Keep the pics comming


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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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great site for hot trish pics here.

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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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Teenweek now thats what need to be on tv all the time.Thanks for the website link.

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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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Thank you Austin, and Teenweek you have made my day....





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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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Austin, Now I see what you're doing. You are trying to make me loose my mind. Hey... It's working. Keep the pics comming


Well, then i guess this next one will make you completely loose your mind. On a side note: Heh heh, you said come.


I sure hope she doesnt get a boob job or anything.




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This message was edited by Austin on 12-6-01 @ 6:02 PM
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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Here are two of my favorite I just love garders....





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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Nicey nice everyone! Trish is the hottest diva in the WWF right now in my opinion, yes hotter than Lita. Smackdown wasn't half bad but it could have been better. I still have no clue what this whole undisputed champion thing means. Does it mean the title will forever belong to the winner? I am slow, someone help me here!



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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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wwf sucks ass. WHY DIDNT THEY SHOW TRISH AND HER AMAZING ASS?!?! she comes down to the ring lookin hot as all hell, she pulls down her pants, and.....NOTHING! we see nothing. 2 seconds later fat ass rikishi comes down to the ring with his disgusting fat ass hanging out and we get a wide angle zoom shot of the crack. WTF!?!?


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posted on 12-06-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
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Man Trish has a tight ass...I would love to bang her....I guess being a fitness model does that to your ass...Hopefully she will do playboy.

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posted on 12-07-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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I still have no clue what this whole undisputed champion thing means. Does it mean the title will forever belong to the winner? I am slow, someone help me here!



Behold, a wrestling fan with a dictionary...FEAR ME! ;)

undisputed adj 1: generally agreed upon; not subject to dispute; "the accepted interpretation of the poem"; "an accepted theory" (syn: accepted) 2: accepted without question; "undoubted evidence" (syn: unchallenged, undoubted, unquestioned)

So essentially whoever wins is the one and only numero uno champion, until such time he is defeated for said unified title.


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