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Im gay, but who cares
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
(wwf owner shane mcmahon and jerry lawler announcers)
shane-"welcome to wwf raw!!"
lawler-"this is gonna be great"
::bell rings::
-keep rollin rollin rollin-
shane-"oh no here he comes!! 2 decades of destruction! the phenom! the badass! the undertaker!!
(limp bizkits rollin song plays
undetaker comes down to the ring on one of those future motorized scooters, grabs mic)
undertake- "20 years in the world wrestling federation and i still dont get the respect i deserve! i havent won the wwf championship since facing wwf hall of fame wrestler stone cold at over the edge in 1999! now thats gonna change, cause i have a new contract, lots of years, lots of zeros, and today im going to defeat the wwf martian champion and once again rise to the top like i did 19 years ago."

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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Last time I checked.. 10 years from now would be 2012 Not 22 you idiot.

And on another note...that still wasnt funny.



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Ferret
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Im gay, but who cares


quote:

wwf 10 years from now (2022)



Could it really be Rick from the future????




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This message was edited by Ferret on 1-3-02 @ 9:36 PM
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123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Holy shit! It's 2012 already? I must have been drunk for 10 years.


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

wwf owner shane mcmahon and jerry lawler announcers)
shane-"welcome to wwf raw!!"
lawler-"this is gonna be great"
::bell rings::
-keep rollin rollin rollin-
shane-"oh no here he comes!! 2 decades of destruction! the phenom! the badass! the undertaker!!
(limp bizkits rollin song plays
undetaker comes down to the ring on one of those future motorized scooters, grabs mic)
undertake- "20 years in the world wrestling federation and i still dont get the respect i deserve! i havent won the wwf championship since facing wwf hall of fame wrestler stone cold at over the edge in 1999! now thats gonna change, cause i have a new contract, lots of years, lots of zeros, and today im going to defeat the wwf martian champion and once again rise to the top like i did 19 years ago."




I havent seen a more pathethic Raw script since last week's Raw.

TheShocker
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
WWF 2022:
Your ring announcer is the Finkeltron 3000.

Simone "Pebbles" Johnson, the WWF's first 4th-generation superstar, becomes the first ever female WWF champion.

76 year-old Vince McMahon will still be as ripped as ever.

The XBA, XHL, and XLB will have come and gone.

Rock will stop doing the People's Elbow for fear of breaking his hip.

Brooklyn Brawler will still be jobbing to the mid-carders.

The APA will have died of liver and/or lung cancer.

Maven Huffman, former Tag Team and Hardcore champion, will become a road agent for the WWF.

WWF will have acquired XWF, WWA, CZW, NWA Wildside, and XPW.

Pat Patterson's faggoty ass will be DEAD.

The torch of Chairman will be passed on to Shane McMahon. Marissa will get more TV time...but she won't be hot anymore, so it won't matter.

RVD will STILL be the best wrestler to have never won a world title.

The hocker
"All the petty, irrational anger I used to feel is gone. It's now been replaced by a larger, much more rational anger." -Lewis Black

This message was edited by TheShocker on 1-7-02 @ 12:03 AM



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