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TheShocker
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
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Sunday Night Heat shit that you'll never see if you live in the US:

Christian vs. DDP [Euro Title Match]
-When Page comes out, he says that he's Positively Little Rock, Arkansas... Christian's losing of the Euro Title to DDP wasn't a good thing; it was a good thing. As he explains, Christian smacks him and starts stomping away. Clubs by Christian, but Page hits a back elbow. He looks for a quick Diamond Cutter, but Christian ducks under the ropes. Page pulls Christian in and kicks him, then clotheslines him back over the ropes. Page chases Christian back into the ring, allowing Christian to regain the advantage, by knocking Page off the apron. Outside, Christian smashes DDP into the apron and climbs back inside. Blatant choke by Christian. He mocks Page, allowing DDP to regain his footing and start laying into Christian in the corner. Page trips Christian and goes to wishbone him, but Christian kicks Page in the face. Christian brings Page in and again goes for the blatant choke. Page fights up from the mat, but Christian locks in a quick sleeper. Page's arm down once...twice...thr--no! Page uses the crowd to get to his feet and break the hold, but Christian again locks it in. Jawbreaker escape by DDP, who hits a sleeper slam of his own. Both men up by the eight count, with DDP throwing wild punches. Neckbreaker by Page, then the powerbomb 1-2-shoulder up. Page misses Christian in the corner, and looks for a neckbreaker, but Christian holds the ropes. Pin by Christian, using the ropes 1-2-kickout. Christian hits the reverse DDT 1-2-shoulder up. Again, Christian throws his hissy fit, allowing Page to get to his feet. Christian looks for a suplex, but Page floats over and goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Christian pushes him towards the turnbuckle, but Page again reverses and sends Christian to the turnbuckle, hitting the Diamond Cutter as he bounces off 1-2-3!

Molly Holly vs. Jazz [Women's Title Match]
-The women immediately charge at each other, with Jazz getting the better of the confrontation. Molly comes back with two armdrags. Her crossbody attempt is caught by Jazz, who slams her down and hits a legdrop 1-2-shoulder up. Punches from Molly, but Jazz pokes her in the eye and smacks her down. Chops by Jazz, but Molly comes back with some of her own. Jazz hits a thrust kick and a vertical splash 1-2-shoulder up. Double underhook suplex by Jazz, who keeps the lock and performs the move again, holds the lock some more, and again performs the suplex, this time letting go. Clubs to the back by Jazz, who then drops Molly onto the ropes a few times. Jazz locks Molly's arms back and lifts her up, slamming her down on her face. Short-arm clothesline by Jazz. Kicks to the gut by Jazz. She calls for the end, but Molly rolls her up 1-2-kickout. Backslide by Molly 1-2-kickout. Rolling bridge pin by Molly 1-2-kickout. Molly catapults Jazz into the ropes and then goes for the flying crossbody, but Jazz moves it time. She picks up the dazed Molly and hits the Fisherman's Buster 1-2-3!

The "America's Most Wanted" theme hits, and out comes John Walsh (who, if I may name-drop for a second, knows me personally). John says that this Saturday, there will be a piece of a man who killed two WWF fans, torturing one in front of the man's son. He encourages everyone to watch the show so we can track the coward down and add him to the nearly 700 fugitives caught by AMW viewers. [Dan's Note: Since he refers to "this Saturday", I assume the message was for the fans in attendance (and all of you, of course). In other words, it won't be on Heat.]

Rikishi vs. Bossman
-Rikishi lays into Bossman, but Bossman knees him back and tosses him through the ropes. Rikishi appears to land awkwardly on his knee and limps around. Bossman goes out after him and tosses Rikishi into the stairs. Bossman picks up the top stair and slams it down, but Rikishi rolls away in time. Back inside, Bossman lays punch after punch into Rikishi, but the big man reverses the settings, punching Bossman into the turnbuckle. Running clothesline by Bossman 1-2-shoulder up. Blatant choke by Bossman. He then goes for the less-illegal reverse chin lock. Rikishi elbows out of the hold, but Bossman pokes him in the eyes. Head clap by Bossman, but Rikishi Superkicks him down. Running sit-slam by Rikishi. He goes second rope and hits the Bonzai Drop 1-2-3!

Albert & Scotty vs. Dudley Boyz
-The Dudleys immediately beat up on their opponents, knocking Scotty from the ring and hitting a double suplex on Albert. Albert knocks D-Von down and tags in Scotty. He lifts Scotty and rams him feet-first into D-Von. D-Von locks in on Scotty and tags in BuhBuh, who smacks Scotty around. Chops by BuhBuh, but Scotty hits two armdrags and a dropkick. Scotty gets the 6 punch and then baseball slides into D-Von. Stacy grabs his leg, so he pulls on Stacy's hair, allowing BuhBuh to come back and knock him down. Tag to D-Von. Punches by D-Von, then the choke on the ropes. Back elbow by D-Von. Scotty gets a big boot, but runs into a D-Von powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to BuhBuh. Snapmare by BuhBuh, into a sleeper. Scotty fights up and out, but BuhBuh powerbombs him and locks in a vertical leglock. Albert breaks the hold, but BuhBuh manages to tag D-Von. Scotty hits a Superkick and both men go down. Tag to Albert and BuhBuh. Clothesline to BuhBuh, then another. He knocks D-Von off the apron and hits BuhBuh with a sidewalk slam 1-2-shoulder up. Punches to D-Von, then the ax kick to BuhBuh 1-2-broken by D-Von. Albert knocks BuhBuh over the top, and then they slam into D-Von in the corner. BuhBuh runs in and knocks Albert outside, but Scotty does the same to BuhBuh. Stacy runs in and pulls down Scotty's pants, so Albert climbs back in and gives her the Giant Swing. Albert tosses BuhBuh off the top, allowing Scotty to hit the facebuster and the Worm, followed by Albert's vertical splash. Scotty baseball slides D-Von as Albert pins 1-2-3!

Smackdown:

We start with video of Steph's "doctor" saying they are parents, going through all the trouble involved with the vow-renewal, then watching the video which proves the doctor to really be an actor and the realization that Steph lied about the baby, then Trips calling Steph a no-good lying bitch, and claiming the marriage is over before hitting Vince and Steph, and then trashing the ceremony.

Vince McMahon Interview
-After video and pyro, "No Chances" hits and Vince comes out with Stephanie. Those who thought Vince would abandon his daughter were wrong. You can count on Vince McMahon being there when the chips are down, and when his family is in need. Thus, he stands proudly beside Daddy's Little Girl. He admits that Steph lied, to himself and her husband. But it wasn't anything we don't do everyday. Women lie to boyfriends and husbands; men lie to wives and girlfriends. We even lie to ourselves. Yet we want to indict Stephanie for telling one little white lie? Triple H humilliated the two of them on Monday, then he hit Vince. Then he commited the worst sin of all: he hit Vince's daughter. For that sin, Trips will forever pay. Just like he will pay at No Way Out. Triple H will lose his opportunity to fight for the Undisputed Title at WrestleMania, because Triple H will lose to Kurt Angle. A perfect plan, Steph says, was once again screwed by Linda. She'll deal with Linda later, but now, she must deal with her soon-to-be ex-husband Triple H. After everything she did for him, Trips didn't give her enough respect; he made her do what she did. You know what else she did? She went through the family photo album, and ripped up every picture of Triple H, with his first WWF Title and all the others. She destroyed all his videos, from his first match, to tapes to study other wrestlers. She also went through his family scrapbook which chronicled his life since Day 1, and she burned them! Just like Trips did to her on Monday. So she vows to make Triple H's life a living hell. That hell begins tonight, says Vince. Tonight, we'll have a tag team consisting of Kurt Angle and Undertaker, fighting against Triple H and...Maven. And Steph has a special valentine for Triple H later tonight.

In the back, Test and Booker act nervous about Booker's match against Spike Dudley. Test says that in the big picture, they have a match against Spike and Tazz at No Way Out for the Tag Titles. Fade Out.

Godfather's Valentines Message: On Valentines, you buy dinner, you buy flowers, and you're not even guaranteed anything. That's why Godfather is offering his 2-for-1 Valentine's Offer. Buy one escort, get another free.

Spike vs. Booker T
-In the arena, Spike comes out alone, because Tazz is promoting Tough Enough 2. Booker and Test come down, but Booker sends Test to the back. Booker immediately hits a reverse thrust kick and then chops away. Knees by Booker and a scoop slam. Hard whip by Booker and a suplex. Chops by Booker and clubs in the corner. Booker kicks Spike to the outside. On the outside, Booker smashes Spike into the stairs. Inside, Booker misses an elbow, allowing Spike to fight back, only to be clotheslined down. Back bodydrop by Booker 1-2-Booker pulls Spike up for more damage. Clubs by Booker. Reverse thrust kick by Booker, followed up with the scissors kick. Spinaroonie by Booker. Jumping calf kick by Booker 1-2-again he pulls Spike up. Booker 'buckles Spike, and Superplexes him off, but Spike is able to reach up and hook both of Booker's legs 1-2-3!

In the back, Flair asks to see Jericho in his office, but Jericho says that Flair should have to come to Jericho's office. Flair says he's Co-Owner, so he can call the shots.

"The End" nWo promo. Fade Out.

In the back, Flair tells Jericho to shut up about being so arrogant. He plays the tape of Jericho's actions against Austin on Monday, when Jericho ambushed Austin before the match and cost him the match later, hitting him with the belt, cans, and the cooler. Flair says that he will give Jericho the night off because when Austin comes here, he'll destroy Jericho, thus costing the fans of the No Way Out match. Jericho says that if Austin comes, he'll do the same thing he did on Monday. He is not scared of anything, unlike Flair, who quivered in front of the Undertaker. Suddenly, Jericho realizes that Flair is giving him the chance to leave Little Rock early. He starts to leave, but Flair says that he's changed his mind. If Jericho is so great, he can fight non-title against Kane tonight!

In the back, Billy and Chuck exchange Valentine's gifts. They see they got each other the same chocolates, and thank each other with a hug. The Acolytes are watching on a monitor. Bradshaw hopes Faarooq didn't get him anything. "Damn." Fade Out.

Billy & Chuck vs. APA
-The Acolytes come out, followed by Billy and Chuck. As Billy and Chuck feed each other the chocolates, Faarooq and Bradshaw look on in disgust. Bradshaw rams Billy into the barrier and then they double shoulder block Chuck. Faarooq knocks Billy off the apron and Bradshaw and Chuck start off. Chops by Bradshaw. Chuck goes for a crossbody, but Bradshaw catches him and hits the Fallaway Slam. Neckbreaker by Bradshaw 1-2-kickout. Tag to Billy. Billy ducks a Big Boot, but Bradshaw hits the clothesline and gets a two count. Tag to Faarooq. Back elbow by Faarooq, then a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Chuck smacks Faarooq in the back, so Bradshaw knocks him off the apron. Inside, Billy continues to beat on Faarooq, while outside, Bradshaw whips Chuck into the stairs. Spinebuster by Faarooq, but Chuck nails him with the box of chocolates. As Billy covers and gets the 1-2-3!, we see that the box had a weight in it.

In the back, Austin and Debra arrive.

Hogan, Hall, Nash Trio nWo promo. Fade Out.

Steve Austin Interview
-The glass breaks, and Stone Cold marches down to the ring. He's Stunned a lot of people in this ring, flipped a lot of people off, drank a lot of beer, and raised a lot of hell. But tonight, he'll talk about something he hasn't talked about in his life. He has something to admit: he is a drug addict. His drug of choice? The WWF Championship. He needs the Champions; he wants it; he has to have it. He can not live without the WWF Championship. He will do anything to get those belts. This Sunday, Chris Jericho has no way out. When Stone Cold gets in the ring with Y2J, there will be a referee who will count 1-2-3. Here's how it will happen. Austin is going to take Jericho's raggedy head, place it on his shoulder, wrap his arm around the head, and then bam. It's lights out. Jericho's eyes will roll in the back of his head; he'll bite his toungue; he'll fall down. You see, this won't be a normal Stunner. He'll "put some stink on it." 1-2-3 Stone Cold is the WWF Champion, and there ain't a sumbitch who can do a thing about it, because Stone Cold said so. Fade Out.

Val Venis vs. William Regal
-Val Venis comes out and gets one lucky lady to take off his towel. However, he decides that he will take off his own towel, to reveal his "heart-on". He takes off the towel, and there's a heart over his crotch, which he gives to the woman. Since he took something off and gave it to her, she should have to do the same. The woman takes off her blouse and gives it to Val, leaving her in a little red bra. Val kisses the woman down to the mat. Regal comes down and gets patted down by the ref. Clothesline by Val, then a back elbow. Kneedrop by Val 1-2-kickout. Suplex by Val, who goes up top. Regal pushes the ref into the ropes, knocking Val from the top. Regal pulls out the brass knuckles and nails Val, tossing the knuckles before reviving the ref 1-2-3! Coach runs down and asks Regal about the Brass Knuckle on a Pole Match against Edge for the IC Title at No Way Out, and how the weapon he used to win the belt could cost him the belt. Regal clocks Coach with the knuckles, but Edge runs out and Spears him down.

In the back, Austin confronts Jericho. He forces Jericho to take a beer. Jericho hit Austin in the head with a beer and poured it on him on Monday with no problem. Austin tells Jericho to open the beer so they can toast. Jericho pops the top. Austin asks Jericho if he's ready for Sunday, then knocks the beer from Jericho's hand. Austin lets Jericho know that whenever he wants to, he can take Jericho down. This Sunday, Jericho and the Titles, are Austin's. Fade Out.

Goldust vs. Tajiri
-Armdrag by Tajiri, but Goldust hits two of his own. Tajiri with a Superkick, only for Goldust to clothesline him down. Kick to the backside by Tajiri, then the Tarantula. Tajiri climbs up top and misses the moonsault. Uppercuts by Goldust, who sets Tajiri's legs for the Shattered Dreams. Torrie gets on the apron. Goldust approaches her, when she slaps him, allowing Tajiri to hit a kick to the head 1-2-shoulder up. Goldust sets Tajiri for a suplex, but Tajiri flips out, only to get caught by the Curtain Call 1-2-3! Torrie rushes it to check on Tajiri. Goldust pushes her to the corner and appears to be setting her for the Shattered Dreams, but RVD runs out and hits a step-over spinning heel kick, following it with the Five Star Frog Splash. Fade Out.

In the back, the Dudleys burst in on Flair. They ask why Booker and Test get a shot at the Tag Titles and not them. Booker T and Test have teamed once in the past three months. The Dudleys haven't gotten their rematch yet. They are the most decorated team in history. Flair says that Booker and Test got the match because they have a personal problem with Tazz and Spike. Lance and Christian burst in and say that if anyone deserves the match, it should be the 7-time Tag Champ Christian. Flair says that this kind of thing is exactly why he set up the Tag Turmoil match. It will be the Dudleys, Storm/Christian, Acolytes, Billy & Chuck, Scotty & Albert, and the Hardys. The winner will face the Tag Champs at WrestleMania. Fade Out.

Chris Jericho vs. Kane
-Jericho attacks Kane from behind, but still gets back bodydropped and clotheslined from the Big Red Machine. Big Boot from Kane. Jericho escapes the ring, takes his belts, and starts to leave, but Kane pulls him back in. Jericho gets a cheap shot and goes up top for a missile dropkick. Stomps by Jericho, but Kane hits an uppercut. Clothesline by Kane, then a sidewalk slam. Kane goes up top and hits the flying clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Big Boot by Jericho. Y2J goes second rope and leaps into a choke, but he kicks out of the hold. Kane knocks Jericho from the ring, and again Jericho takes his gold and attempts to leave. Kane goes after him and smashes him into the apron. Boot from Jericho, who then hits Kane with the belt, causing the DQ bell. Jericho takes his belts and starts up the ramp, when the glass breaks and Austin comes out. Jericho runs to attack, but Austin beats him down the ramp and tosses him into the ring. Stomps by Austin and a Stunner! He calls for beer and gets it, pouring it on Jericho's body. Fade Out.

In the back, Vince tells Hogan over the phone that he can't wait until No Way Out. He thinks the Hulkster will like Stephanie's surprise for Triple H. Taker comes in and asks if Vince has noticed the quietness that comes from not having teh Rock around. If Rock actually shows up at No Way Out, it'll be silent around here for a long time. Kurt comes in and appologizes for knocking Steph down earlier. That was intended for Triple H. Speaking of Triple H, he's going to take pride in beating Trips' ass and taking his WrestleMania shot. Steph doesn't care if Trips even gets to No Way Out. Taker asks what body part she wants, because he'll be sure to save one after tearing him limb from limb. Seeing as it's Valentine's, she wants his heart.

The WWF Desire video plays, but the nWo cuts in and starts showing their own clips, ending with the trademark spray-paint covering the photo of Vince's father. Fade Out.

Undertaker & Kurt Angle vs. Maven & Triple H
-Taker rushes out and attacks Maven before Triple H can aid him. Trips attacks Angle and then pulls Taker off Maven. In the ring, Taker and Trips start it off, with Trips hitting a running clothesline. Punches by Triple H, but Taker hits a back elbow. Taker misses the elbow drop, and Trips attacks him in the corner. Trips successfully performs the 10 Punch, but Taker clotheslines him down. Tag to Angle. Punches by Angle in the corner, but Trips brings him down and lays in with a choke. Spinebuster by Triple H 1-2-broken by Taker, who tosses Trips out of the ring. Outside, Trips pounds on Taker, but gets whipped into the steps. Finally Maven reagins himself and climbs in the ring, hitting Angle with a spinning heel kick. German suplex by Maven 1-2-kickout. Punches by Maven, but Angle hits the German suplex to show Maven how it's done. Stomps by Angle, then a short-arm clothesline 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Taker. Taker smashes Maven into the turnbuckle and kicks away on him. Clothesline by Taker, who then tosses Maven out of the ring. Taker draws Trips out of the corner, allowing Angle to stomp on Maven outside. Back in the ring, Taker stomps on Maven';s chest and hits an elbow drop 1-2-broken by Trips. Taker rams Maven into the Tree of Woe. Tag to Angle. Taker stomps Maven out of the tree, and Angle stomps on Maven on the ground. Belly-belly by Angle 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Taker. Taker drops Maven on the turnbuckle and Boots him in the face 1-2-Taker pulls Maven up. Tag to Angle, who climbs up top and misses the moonsault. Maven crawls to tag Trips, but Angle uplls him back. Angle goes to tag Taker, but Trips runs in and knocks Taker from the apron. DDT to Angle. Maven finally tags Triple H. Clothesline to Angle, then again. Punches to Taker. High knee to Angle and a falling neckbreaker to Taker. Clothesline to Angle, and one to Taker that sends him over the top. Trips takes Angle down and hits the mounted punches. Angle hits a quick knee to try and come back, but Trips hits the knee-to-face. Trips sets Angle for the Pedigree, but Taker Boots him down. Maven goes up top and hits Angel with a missile dropkick. Taker pulls Maven outside and smashes him into the ringbell. Taker sets up the announce table and powerbombs Maven through the table. In the ring, Taker pounds on Angle, but Angle hits a quick German suplex, then another. He goes for a third, but Trips blocks. Taker runs in, but Trips ducks and Taker knocks Angle from the ring. Knee-to-face by Trips. He kicks Taker and sets up the Pedigree, but Angle nails Trips with a chair from behind! As the DQ bell ring, Angle repeatedly hits Triple H in the head with the chair. Chokeslam to Trips. Angle gets the mounted punches on Trips, while Taker gets another chair. Kurt picks Trips up and holds him, but Flair runs down and takes the chair from Taker. Angle pulls Taker away from Flair, but Taker pushes Kurt away and gives Flair a Big Boot. Taker sets Flair for the Last Ride, but Vince and Steph yell for him to stop it. As they reach the ring, Vince explains that he needs Flair to make it to No Way Out, so Flair will see the nWo poison first-hand. With that, Taker simply tosses Flair over the top. As far as Triple H is concerned, Vince explains, he's given Steph a special provision for the match at No Way Out: Steph is the guest referee! With that, Angle nails Trips in the head with a chair as Steph yells at him. End Show.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
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quote:

Back in the ring, Taker stomps on Maven';s chest and hits an elbow drop 1-2-broken by Trips. Taker rams Maven into the Tree of Woe. Tag to Angle. Taker stomps Maven out of the tree, and Angle stomps on Maven on the ground.


What the fuck is the Tree of Woe?

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
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What the fuck is the Tree of Woe?

Jays, I had such high hopes for you becoming a Wrestling Forum main-eventer.

Looks like you'll be stuck in midcard... I'm so upset.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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Well at least he isnt in the J.O.B. squad like i am in this wrestling forum.

How the hell cant you know what the tree of woe is?? Thats like not knowing what french toast is.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:06 PM      
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Jays, I had such high hopes for you becoming a Wrestling Forum main-eventer.




No main-eventer should have to be so on the inside track to actually know what the Tree of Woe is. I'd have to assume, since no one answered my question, that it would have something to do with being caught in the turnbuckle and being stomped on.

Sorry for my vulgarity, but I was in dire need to know what this is, because I want to be up with the lingo in the wrestling biz. Thank you for not answering my question.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
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No main-eventer should have to be so on the inside track to actually know what the Tree of Woe is. I'd have to assume, since no one answered my question, that it would have something to do with being caught in the turnbuckle and being stomped on.



More specifically, it's when a wrestler is caught upside-down in a corner, usually with his knees hooked over the top rope, thus allowing his opponent to stomp, kick, baseball-slide into his head, etc.



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