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irishcros	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 12:00 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	Press Release: WWFE has just announced their plans to relegate Hulk Hogan to a commentary position. "It just wasn't working out," said Owner and Chairman of the WWF, Vince Mcmahon. "The people seem to have realized the man never had any talent, and with him pushing Seventy, it's not worth the risk." Hogan's representatives were unavailable for comment, but excerpts of a backstage segment filmed earlier today were released to the press. In the segment, Hogan stands outside the Rock's dressing room hoping for an interview for a half hour before The Rock opens the door. "What in the blue hell are you doing knocking on the Great One's door," asks the Rock. "Oh brother, I was hoping to catch an interview with you, brother." "The Rock has just one thing to ask: do you like streudel?" Flexing his once famous muscles, Hogan retorts, "Oh man, you know I like streudel. 27 inch streudel, just like my pythons, brother!" "Now the Rock hears from his millions, and millions of fans that you like to eat vitamins. Would you like to try some of the Rock's streudel?" "Oh brother, is it full of vitamins?" Hogan seems genuinely interested. "The very best, Hulk. Now before you get eating, could you dance for the millions?" "Like the running man, brother?" He starts jogging in place. "The Rock was thinking more like the Charleston." Hogan proceeds to dance, saying "Like this, brother?" Officially Self Appointed Moderator The Whole Fucking Thread
hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:30 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	That's not official - wheres the (AP)??? This week's quote : A true hero is master of all manner of tools - whatever suits his needs. The power known to you as "Excalibur" is, in fact, only the burning echo of your very soul... You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi! Ha Ha! Made you look, hammer!!
HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 2:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	wow. that was weird. it can't rain all the time In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up CEBOLLAarg
GonzoStyle	posted on 02-18-2002 @ 2:52 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	irishcros, will you be the mother of my children? Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

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