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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Bashing the Biggest Hypocrite on God's Green Earth is Always Fun! | ||||
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| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 5:18 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | Yes, that's right, Bret Hart has posted his weekly column in the Calgary Sun and it's about his rejection of the offer to have him show up at Wrestlemania as the ref in the HHH/Jericho match. It is so pathetically funny, I just had to rag on it somewhere, and this is my forum. If you want to read the whole boring crapfest, click on this link: Visit this Website Meanwhile, I'm just gonna take the really fun stuff and hack him up into pieces for it. If you're wondering, yes, I REALLY hate Bret Hart. Here we go! quote: Oh man! How humble can one man be? No, he doesn't have a big ego at all! "The biggest pop in history?" Yeah, until the Rock/Hogan match, maybe. Sadly, I think if they had a Lita/ Torrie Wilson/ Stacy Keibler/ Trish Stratus four corners match and one, JUST ONE, of them accidentally ended up totally naked, the pop would make yours seem like it came during one of those boring atrocities William Regal has the gall to call "my match tonight." Seriously, I will not deny that Bret showing up at Mania would be a "Holy Shit!" moment never forgotten and the event being in Canada would give just that much more aura to it, but Jesus fucking Christ, Bret, you might not know this, but there is a large group of people out there that HATE you, probably even in Canada too! It comes from your total lack of class and dignity and all that other bullshit you spew like you're Hulk Hogan 1984, since the Montreal Screwjob happened. Instead of being graceful in a tough situation and letting everyone think of you as a poor martyr, you decided to go out there and tell everyone on the planet that you deserve their sympathy because you're Bret Hart, dammit, while crying like a little bitch. I'm sure there would be a section or two booing you out of the building, or better yet, showing complete apathy. That, my friend, would not constitute the biggest pop ever. quote: Oh give me a fucking break. Sacrafice? What would you sacrafice? Your credibility? Sorry, buddy, Eric Bischoff and the initials WCW did a brilliant job of that by themselves by turning you from surefire success capitalizing on the events in Montreal to the most insignificant promotional jump since Barry Horrowitz showed up on WCW Saturday Night. I mean, please. You mean nothing in the current landscape, Bret. NOTHING. Nobody cares about Bret Hart anymore because of what you have become, so it is useless to keep on preteding you have to set some sort of standard for yourself so "your fans" still respect you because you have none. If you were smart, you'd do like Hogan, go back on every word he said for the past eight years and open your ass up so Vince can keep on pumping it with money. quote: Oh so now he's giving excuses as to why he looks pathetic nowadays everytime he puts himself in the public eye. Yeah, because Ric Flair sure is looking like a joke nowadays that he doesn't wrestle, Bret. Sure he's like the third or fourth most over face in the company without having a chance to wrestle more than 4 times a year, an advantage Austin, Rock and HHH have, but who cares about him anyway? If you don't wrestle, you're bound to look unsuccessful, so that's the only reason you looked pathetic last Sunday! Bret, don't worry. You don't have to keep on making excuses. Like I said, you're insignificant now, so you don't have to explain anything. You could show up on the next WWA PPV in a Hitler costume snorting coke and seen murdering somebody while banging a hooker and nobody would even blink. Yeah, they might squint, but that's only because of the WWA's piss poor production values. quote: Once again, the man's humbleness shows! I guess a world title match at the most watched PPV in wrestling history, or at least close to it, is BENEATH Bret Hart. Bret, you should be lucky Vince didn't offer you to ref the Sunday Night Heat match before Mania at your current state of popularity. Let's see, you WON'T do this, but you WILL give the most incoherent, rambling, idiotic wrestling promo in history on a PPV put on by a wrestling organization that is a disgrace to the words "third rate" seen by two people who aren't drunk in Las Vegas, where 90% of the audience probably thought they were going to see some Wayne Newton concert when the hotel guy gave them free tickets? Huh? Oh, I forgot, the WWA promoter is a nice guy and Vince is Satan and he killed Owen with his cold, bare hands. Sure. Can I have what you're having Bret, cuz it looks like some really good fucking shit. quote: Well, Bret, maybe they saw YOU parody it on Starrcade 1999 with Goldberg and felt that it was ok? I mean, I love how you don't want to do anything that will disappoint "your fans" by tainting that serious subject of Montreal by turning it into some ridiculous angle or by doing something silly as stop acting like a four year old and make up with Vince already, yet you decide to re-enact that one scene that caused all this bullshit over the past four and a half years on the company's biggest PPV of the year. Why was it ok to taint the seriousness of all this THEN, Bret? Was it cuz you went over? Why, I find that hard to believe that Bret Hart would be so selfish as to refuse to do something unless he went ove........ oh wait. The Montreal Stuff. Ok, nevermind. FUCKING HYPOCRITE! quote: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Seriously, there is so much funny shit in that paragraph I don't know where to begin. I'll just leave it at asking Bret what "time honoured tradition" he is talking about? Is it the time honoured tradition of putting guys over on your way out of the company no matter how much of an asshole they may be? Or the time honoured tradition of not making the company you are leaving look like total dipshits on your way out by vacating their world title, thus making it look meaningless, the night after on Raw, like you wanted? THAT time honoured tradition, Bret? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? quote: Well, gee, I wonder what would make them so paranoid, Bret? Could it be every sentence you've uttered since November 1997? quote: Yes, because wrestling fans are seperate from Bret Hart fans! They are two different things! That must be why WWF ratings plummeted as soon as you left, right, Bret? All the "Bret Hart" fans left and the WWF was left with those stupid "wrestling" fans only. Boo hoo. Oh wait, sorry, I got Raw confused with Nitro. Hey, Nitro. Wasn't that the show YOU were on? At this point, I think this has become a sad, delusional Ultimate Warrior website rant where he thinks his fans answer to a higher spiritual being. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, consider yourselves lucky. VERY LUCKY! To be fair to Bret, though, I'd hate it, too. I'd hate it because it took away time from the Jericho/HHH match or the Booker T/Edge match, or the other matches I wanted to see. "I'd hate it." Stop taking your fucking wrestling character and wrestling storylines so seriously, you stupid fuck. And, finally: quote: Seeing as it would've been unannounced and thus wouldn't have added any money to the monster PPV buyrate as is, I'm sure the Rock will understand as he collect the huge globs of money he got from being on the show that you missed out on, thank you very much, Bret. Wow. Is that man delusional? What can you say? I know what I can say! I can say why did the wrong Hart have to come down from the raptors as the Blue Blazer? | ||||
| TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Bret Hart sucks. He has a huge chip on his shoulders. When will he realize that , sure he was a multi-time WWF champion, but he got it during the lowest rated and lowest era of professional wrestling. Its kinda like winning a gold medel at the Special Olympics. No one cares about Bret Hart. Hell, Owen had more talent than his brother ever did. At least he didnt use the 5 MOVES OF DOOM in every match. Like you post, but just one thing..... quote: This aint Jurassic Park.  | ||||
| Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 5:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: LOL, Jays. Well, I guess I have to learn what words to use if I'm gonna toast on the news bored. ;) Ahem. "Fall from the rafters as the Blue Blazer." This message was edited by Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello! on 3-3-02 @ 6:03 PM | ||||
| suicidalsteve | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | First off just to get it outta the way, I can't stand him either but it would have made the ppv for me to see him come out outta nowhere and be the special guest ref. Liked your post though and got a few really good laughs out of some of those comments that idiot made. I will never understand how people in that business can take themselves so seriously. Everyone knows it's a joke and you just make yourself seem like even more of a waste of life by taking yourself this seriously. You could make the arguement that Jordan coming back might have done something to his reputation. But Bret Hart? What the hell reputation does this guy have? He should have realized that maybe if he showed up unexpected at wrestlemania and did a decent job, then maybe some people would have a bit more respect for him. But now, especially by writing what he did, he's just digging his grave that much deeper. | ||||
| Se7en | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | Bret Hart was easily one of the best WWF champions ever. Yes, you heard me. And while I think he should just keep silent about Vince McMahon at this point....I'm not going to hate him or anything for speaking his mind. Vince IS the Great Satan, after all, and I enjoy anytime someone puts the bad mouth on him.  "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so. | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | If you put the letter "s" infront of hit man you got my exact opinion of Bret Hart. I'm sorry I had to say it. I love that line. "Why don't you blow me, chief? Hmmm? Right after your girlfriend there gets through..." -- Creighton Duke, JGTH | ||||
| DonWest | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 9:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | But Se7en how do you know Vince is satan if you do not know him? Please dont tellme you are one of the fans that think what is on TV is real? Or is it you believe everything you read on the internet to be true? | ||||
| Harry Ballzanya | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Being a big fan of Canadian wrestlers, Bret Hart has always been one of my favorites. I think it would be great and very exciting to see him back in some aspect, but I also don't expect it for a minute. I have to say that I definately agree with many things that were said about him in this thread though, he was very hypocrtical in many ways and I really don't understand how he can refuse an offer by Vince, even with all the shit thats happened in the past. But what it comes down to is his personal feelings and opinions, this isnt our decision to make for him whether we like it or not hes going to do what makes him happy and thats the way it should be. -------------------------------------------------  | ||||
| Se7en | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | But Se7en how do you know Vince is satan if you do not know him? Please dont tellme you are one of the fans that think what is on TV is real? Or is it you believe everything you read on the internet to be true? Yes, that's exactly the point. I really believe that the "Mr. McMahon" character is real and I think everything on the internet is real. I don't like Vince McMahon. I never have, but my hatred towards him stems from a myriad of real life things that he's done, from him legit screwing people over (like Bret, but I suppose you could excuse that type of behavior as just "business") to more ideological reasons such as him basically destroying professional wrestling as it was and creating the bastard "sports entertainment" product. So I hate him for lots of reasons, not just because he's a wacky bad guy on TV. "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 03-04-2002 @ 5:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Why doesn't Bret just give this whole issue up. Show up at Wrestlemania and have a good time. Bret won't even live to see another Mania in Canada anyway. | ||||
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