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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: OMG! What's this? Some actually decent news notes in the Ross Report in between injury reports? HOLY SHIT!
Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello!
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
-Ross expects that Michael Cole will have a new announcing partner for Smackdown, while he and Jerry Lawler continue to announce RAW.

-Other WWF TV programs, aside from RAW and Smackdown, will also be getting
new looks, including new formats and announce teams.

-Ross says that the rosters will be chopped and changed accordingly using talent
trades, and wrestlers being promoted from developmental status.

-Ross says that Austin is due to appear on RAW this coming Monday, and he will address his "free-agent" status.

-Eddie Guerrero and Rey Misterio Jr. have both verbally agreed to contracts with the WWF. Expectations are that they will sign over the next few days.

-Seven new wrestlers will be signed to developmental contracts soon.

-There is interest in signing Dawn Marie and federation officials have scheduled a meeting with her soon.

-The WWF spoke with Scott Steiner on Thursday and have requested more info on his drop foot problem. The WWF would like to add Steiner to one of their two brands but only after health issues have been sorted out.

credit: Rajahwwf.com's Ross Report recap, cuz there's no way in hell I'm personally clicking through 8 pages of Ross telling me the Big Show needs to lose weight and Val Venis is a hoss.

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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

-Ross expects that Michael Cole will have a new announcing partner for Smackdown, while he and Jerry Lawler continue to announce RAW.

thats what i call decent news! ;)

its cool that they might sign dawn marie finally.


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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

credit: Rajahwwf.com's Ross Report recap, cuz there's no way in hell I'm personally clicking through 8 pages of Ross telling me the Big Show needs to lose weight and Val Venis is a hoss.

Actually only 4 pages this week, with no Big Show news.

Other news, Chris Benoit reports to Heartland Apr. 1st, expects to return to WWF in May.

Hinted pushes for RVD, Kane, and Brock Lesnar.


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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 11:04 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Anyone over 13 find Jerry Lawler funny?
Worst wrestling move so far in 2002 bringing back Lawler.



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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Anyone over 13 find Jerry Lawler funny?


I do

quote:

Worst wrestling move so far in 2002 bringing back Lawler


False


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Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello!
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Worst wrestling move so far in 2002 bringing back Lawler.




Dude, this past November was considered part of 2002? Fuck, I knew they'd change the calendar on me sooner or later without me knowing it. Fucking Calendar Nazis.

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Beans Malone
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Ok make that the worst wrestling move in the 2001/2002...Bringing back Lawler.
Harry Ballzanya you must be from Memphis then.


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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I may like Jerry, but I lost allot of respect for him becasue of the Kat thing. Not to mention his plea on his web site begging for his old job back.



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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
He's better than Tazz...


One more for the good guys!

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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
lawler is getting kinda old with the whole "puppies" thing, but you have to respect what he did for wrestling. He is there for the same reason hogan, piper(was), and flair are there. They may not be top performers anymore, but they add history and "credibility"(if you wanna call it that) to it.

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posted on 03-31-2002 @ 3:28 AM      
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quote:

He's better than Tazz...



Anyone is better than Tazz.


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posted on 03-31-2002 @ 5:33 AM      
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It was great though when Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz was announcing with useless ol' JR and he'd yell at him for calling the wrong moves

JR: ..nice belly to belly suplex there
Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: That's not a belly to belly supplex, it's a northern lights suplex, stupid!

You know why Tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is a bad announcer? Because he's a fucking WRESTLER




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posted on 03-31-2002 @ 8:47 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Tazz found his mark in the ECW that style of wrestling was made for him unfortunately the WWF's isn't. There is no one he can have a decent match with.. Love to see Tazz against Shamrock just to see Tazz take a beating.


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posted on 03-31-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
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quote:

Anyone over 13 find Jerry Lawler funny?
Worst wrestling move so far in 2002 bringing back Lawler.

I do and no I'm not from Memphis.
He may have his moments of being annoying, but at least he's not Paul Heyman. That fucking asshole would never shut up and was always yelling. Turn the volume down on your voice moron!



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posted on 03-31-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
Seven new wrestlers will be signed to developmental contracts soon.

Hopefully one of them is A.J. Styles.

He may have his moments of being annoying, but at least he's not Paul Heyman. That fucking asshole would never shut up and was always yelling.

You're INSANE.

Heyman was not only a good commentator, but he tried to add some info on the wrestlers, their background, etc., and he tried to make you care about the match.

Lawler is an old pervert who spends his time on the air doing one of two things:

1. Drooling over the hot p.o.a. in front of him.
2. Being a fucking parrot.

Listen to Jerry sometime. He's become a goddamn parrot. Listen to any promo, in paritcular, given by Vince McMahon.

Vince: You're FIRED!
Lawler: WHOO HOO!! Did you hear that, JR? He's fired!!
Vince: Get on your knees!
Lawler: WHOO HOO!! He said "Get on your knees!"
Vince: Crawl around like a dog!!!
Lawler: WHOO HOO!!! Crawl like a dog!

He's a pathetic, tired, pitiful shell of his former self. They should have left him to fend for himself on the indy circuit, wrestling in goddamn high school gyms.



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posted on 03-31-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
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It's not only Lawler, JR is a washed up hosebag! He uses the same phrases over and over, he tries to make it look like a tragedy but after hearing the same shit over and over it doesn't seem like anything: "I have been in this business for 25 years, and I have never seen anything come close to this!" And "Good God all mighty! He just suplexed him!" "My God! This has been a match for the ages!" At first JR was OK, but now he's fucking annoying. And to make things even worse, they are giving Cole a new partner for SmackDown, it'll probably end up being Steven Richards or Al Snow...


One more for the good guys!

Beans Malone
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

He's a pathetic, tired, pitiful shell of his former self. They should have left him to fend for himself on the indy circuit, wrestling in goddamn high school gyms.

Se7en you called it perfect..Heymen knows how to call a match. Lawler couldn't call a match if his life depended on it. Funny how the "King of Memphis Wrestling" since he entered the WWF has been nothing but a midcard novelty act in the ring and a third rate announcer who has to rely on sexual remarks to get over..


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posted on 04-01-2002 @ 10:46 AM      
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lawler is an overrated announcer, but not as overrated as jr. he calsl out wrong moves, gives out hte wrong name as the action is going on, and really has no idea what is going on. neither one of them really call the match going on unless it is the rock, austin or hhh in it...they are too busy talking about those 3. its enough to drive ya nuts...call the match in the ring, thats their job. i can wait til later in the night to hear you babble mindlessly about the main event. give me a break, at least heyman wants to talk about the match in front of him



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