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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 7:50 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Thanks to Mike E. and TPWW.net for the following: In the backstage area, Stacy is looking around for Vince in his office but he's not there so she decides to sit in his couch and casually relaxes..legs and all..=) She's dressed up in her Miss Hancock outfit but without the glasses and her hair is wrapped up. Moments later, Vince arrives and he and Stacy talk about the Personal Assistant job. Vince says he's thought about it a great deal and he's got a couple other candidates that have qualifications. Stacy then goes to say she'll make Vince an offer he can't refuse and she leaves the room and Vince looks unusually delighted with a smile on his face. Moments later, Vince comes out to the ring, there was a red carpet on the ring with an office desk and chair in it. Vince sits down in the chair and the first client comes down, she looks like a complete nerd with a chair on her glasses. She talks a lot about languages and a some other things, Vince thought she was qualified but she wasn't his type and dismisses her. The next person to come out is a goofy looking guy in a suit and when he sits down, Vince couldn't stand the site of him and yells at him to get outta the ring..the fans chanted (Asshole) to the guy the entire time he's out there. The next person to come out was another women who looked extremely attractive and gave all the right answers to Vince and the crowd chanted...We Want Puppies...about the whole time she was there. Then finally Stacy's music hit and she comes down glowing and asks the woman to leave and that she's not getting her job. Stacy walks the walks and crawls on Vince's desk with appunity!!. She then started making her famous flirtatious advances on Vince until she stands on the desk and pulls up her skirt in Vince's face and he just faints and falls back on his chair!!..LOL!!!!. When Vince recovers, he gets his chair back up and sits back in it and when he rolls around he gets a pair of feet right on his shoulders and he couldn't stand it anymore. He tells Stacy that she's Hired!! Chris Jericho vs. Edge and Triple H vs. Kurt Angle are announced in the opening before this segment. Kurt talks about last week about the WWF title/Backlash situation. Kurt talks his usual criticism/complaints. He talks about Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik. He gets many "You Suck" chants from the crowd and realizes he won't get a shot at the Undisputed title for a while and that delights the crowd for him to say that. He then continues to rant about Triple H and how he's gonna kick his butt tonight. He tells the fans to starts saying "It's True" after he finishes a sentence. He then get's tons of "What?" chants and then Edge's music hits. Edge tells Kurt that his Olympic gold medal winning was inspiring, etc. and then said it was 6 years ago and it was time to get outta the past and into the present. Edge declares that everytime Kurt says something that the crowd should say "You Suck". Kurt get's ticked off and wants his music to play but then he changed his mind but not fast enough and his music remained playing and got the usual "You Suck" chants after the appropriate lyrics in "Medal". Tajiri vs. Hurricane Helms Torrie is dressed up in one of those robes that Japanese women wear but i'm not sure exactly what it's called. Helms gets the early going with an armdrag and a knockdown on Tajiri on the outside of the ring. Tajiri takes control and works on Helms for a while and scores with a kick to the back of the neck. Both men wrestle back and forth and Helms hits a fisherman suplex. Helms hits the Eye of the Hurricane but only got a 2 count when Tajiri got a foot on the rope. Tajiri Drills Helms in the head with a VERY stiff kick to the head and got the 1-2-3. After the match, Tajiri speaks Japanese to Torrie and berates but i've nobody has a clue what he's saying but there are several "What?" chants by the crowd, suddenly Billy Kidman comes out and climbs the top rope and scores with a missile dropkick on Tajiri..knocking him outta the ring. Winner: Tajiri The Godfather vs. Val Venis Val gets the early going in this match with several hard shots and a side russian legsweep. Val continues to punch away on Val in the corner until Godfather gains control of Val with several punches on Val whenever it presented itself to him. Godfather drills Val with a major clothesline and then goes to remove a turnbuckle pad. Godfather wanted to drill Val with it but Val reversed it and started punching Godfather again in the corner and then drops a couple of knees and a swinging neckbreaker, 2 count only for Val. Val attempted a splash on Godfather in the corner where the turnbuckle steel was exposed and got a chestful of steel. Godfather attempted to use the ringbell on Val but the ref took it away and put it back but not before Godfather levels Val with his cane to the throat. The ref gets into position and counts the 1-2-3. Winner: The Godfather Chris Jericho vs. Edge Chris gets the early going by punching Edge in torner, Edge followup with a spinning heel kick and proceeds to pound away on Chris with punches. Chris regains control and mocks Edge by asking him if he think he's a has-been. Edge and Chris continue to go at it on the outside of the ring with Edge winning the battle. Edge climbs the rope and hits a crossbody but only a 2 count for Edge. Chris takes control again and dropkicks Edge in the head, then chokes him on the second rope twice and the crowd chants "Has-Been". Chris hits a standing suplex but only a 2 count. Edge and Chris Jericho continue to go back and forth throughout the entire match, Kurt Angle comes in and attempts to interfere but Edge intercepts with the Spear. Edge hits his reverse DDT and got a 2 count. Edge locks in his new leglock on Chris which is known as the Edgeucator. Chris taps but the ref is down and Edge breaks the hold. Kurt distracts Edge and that enables Chris to rollup with a handful of tights on Edge to get the 1-2-3. Edge persues Kurt Angle to the back and starts opening up on him until Chris Jericho comes back to assist. Angle gives Edge the Olympic Slam and locks in the Ankle lock while Chris mocks Edge. Suddenly Hulk Hogan appears and tosses Chris aside into the barricade and Hogan attacks Angle until Jericho sucker punches Hogan. Hogan was disrespected earlier by Jericho in an interview with Sharmell Sullivan. Winner: Chris Jericho Albert vs. Scotty 2 Hotty Albert comes out wearing just a black pair of wrestling tights similar to Stone Cold's. Albert attacks Scotty immediately when he enters the ring, he pumbles Scotty all over the ring the entire match. In the end, Albert hits the Baldo Bomb to get the 1-2-3 victory. Albert continues his assault after the match ends, he gets slammed hard to the mat and hits a second rope splash. Rikishi comes out and Albert tries to flee but he decides to get back in the ring and Rikishi knocks him outta the ring and dares him to get back in but Albert leaves. Winner: Albert Chuck vs. Al Snow Lots of good action in this match, Al Snow hits the Snowplow driver on Chuck to get the pin. Despite all the interference from Rico and Billy. Maven prevented Billy from pulling out the ref after Al hit the Snowplow. Winner: Al Snow Triple H vs. Kurt Angle HHH wins the side headlock of the opening of the matchup. Kurt locks HHH in a wrist lock and HHH reversed it back into the side headlock. HHH knocks down Angle and Angle regroups himself. HHH fists down Angle and gets knocked down again and then pulls down Angle's tights. Kurt Angle is wearing a Navy blue THONG!!!..LOL!!! HHH pumbles Angle outside the ring to the announce table and even slaps Angle in the ass!!..LOL!. Angle regains control inside the ring and pulls up his tights and both men exchange blows. Angle chops away at HHH and then locks in a sleeper hold, HHH eventually gets outta it. HHH drills Angle with a DDT and both men are down. Kurt hits Angle with the knee lift and the neckbreaker and then gives Angle a choke clothesline. HHH hits a spinebuster but only a 2 count when Chris Jericho comes out and pulls out the ref. As HHH was going for the Pedigree, Chris Jericho hits a bulldog and then hits a Lionsault. Kurt attempts a pin but a 2 count only. Angle and Jericho both double-team HHH when Hollywood Hulk Hogan comes to the ring and then gets immediately double-teamed by Angle and Jericho but Hogan Hulks Up!. Hogan clears the ring of Angle and pursues Jericho up the ramp while HHH takes Angle and Pedigree's him to get the 1-2-3. After the match, Triple H warns Hogan to stay outta his business but Hogan says to Triple H that until Backlash that Triple H WAS his business. As Hogan was leaving the ring, Angle gets back into the ring and hits Triple H into Hogan and Hogan believed that Triple H attacked him deliberately. Hogan Hulks Up and then drills Triple H 3 times with the punches to the head, the Big foot and then drops the leg. Angle and Jericho reenter the ring and attack both Hogan and Triple H again. Winner: Triple H  | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | well, i guess for the opener and the 2 main events it will be worth watching...but do we need the godfather and albert/scotty? decent show it sounds like | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Sounds pretty good, the only thing that sounds like it sucked is the Hulk up, god I hate that move. At least Y2J, and KA beat his ass :-D | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | it sounds like a good smackdown,but im looking forward to seeing stacy's segment. :) Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| mirandabomb | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 4:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | So "Stacy walks the walks and crawls on Vince's desk with appunity," eh? Would someone like to tell me what "appunity" is! *waits* Ok, terrific... *whistles innocently and walks away* | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Sounds like a decent show. Could have used Hogan in a match or something like that... | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: "Appunity"...OA.com's newest faella. (Methinks only one or two other people in this forum will understand the reference :-D )  WE'RE ARTISTS TOO! | ||||
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