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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:45 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Smackdown opens with the very first match. Triple H vs Lance Storm Storm gets on the mic. If I can be serious for a minute. You think you may have achieved great victory by pinning my friend Jericho Sunday night. You are a barbaric blood thirsty animal. You are about to be taught a wrestling lesson, like only a real wrestling technician can do. Match starts with a clothesline by Triple H. Facebuster by Triple H. Dropkick by Storm. Storm chops and punches Triple H in the corner. Triple H's head is busted open. Storm chokes Triple H on the ropes. Storm with a top rope clothesline for a two count. Dropkick by Storm for a two count. Punches by Triple H. Storm misses a corner splash. Neckbreaker by Triple H followed by a spinebuster for a two count. Superkick by Storm followed by the Canadian Maple Leaf. Triple H makes it to the ropes. Another superkick by Storm. Storm gets crotched on the ropes by the referee by accident (Triple H pushed the ref). Triple H capitalizes with the pedigree for the pin. Winner: Triple H Backstage, Christian asks Kurt Angle if he is sure he wants to go out there tonight. Angle says he has to treat it as a positive because it will be one of the most courageous things he has ever done. Angle looks into a mirror. -commercial- Kurt Angle comes to the ring wearing wrestling gear on his head with a wig. Angle gets on the mic. People say it was a miracle when I won an olympic gold medal with a broken neck. This almost tops it. In less than a week I was able to grow my hair to it's almost natural state. I'm sorry if you people paid good money to come see a bald loser crying in the ring. Lok on the bright side, there is always Hogan to look for tonight. Edge may have gotten a fluke win over me at Judgment day, but I will not be the object of ridicule. Maven comes out to the top of the stage with a mic in hand. It is none of my business, but there is no shame in being bald. To be honest, it's not that bad. You might even look better. Why don't you take that rug off your head and be yourself. Your fans will not make fun of you. Do you people wanna see Angle in his natural state? Loud pop. Excuse me? Do I know you? Do you work here or something? Oh, your that guy who won some contract on MTV or something. Thats real impressive but do you have any idea who you are talking to? I am Kurt Angle. If you think this is a wig and want it off my head, come down here and remove it yourself. Maven runs to the ring only to be kicked down by Angle. Maven hits a dropkick and goes after the head gear, trying to take it off. Angle takes Maven down and leaves the ring walking up the ramp. Edge runs down the ramp and attacks Angle. Christian comes out and pushes Edge away. Christian grabs Angle and the two walk to the back, with Maven and Edge staring at them. -commercial- Stacy Keibler comes to the announce table and dances on top of it. Stacy stays at the announce table and puts on the headsets to watch the next match. Test vs Randy Orton test offers to shake hands but slaps Orton instead. Test kicks Orton down in the ropes. Test with back elbows in the corner. Orton gets thrown out of the ring. Back in Orton hits two standing dropkicks. Test with a pumphandle slam for a two count. Test mounts Orton with punches. Test with a running clothesline in the corner. Test gets hung up on the top rope. Clothesline by Orton. Orton with a flying forearm. Orton with a top rope crossbody, Test rolls through for a two count. Test throws Orton into the ring post. Test rolls the dice on Orton for the pin. Stacy walks to the back by herself after the match. Winner: Test -commercial- Backstage, Marc Loyd interviews Undertaker. Undertaker says he told the world what he was gonna do and he did it. Undertaker says he is alone at the top of the ladder, he is the man to beat. Footage is shown from the match on Raw between Undertaker and RVD. Undertaker points out that due to poor officiating, Ric Flair restarted the match. Undertaker says he is here tonight to watch the end of Hulkamania. -commercial- Backstage, Chris Jericho tells Faarooq he is just the guy he was looking for. Jericho says he has no desire to fight tonight so he needs some protection. Faarooq says the only thing Jericho better pay is attention. Mark Henry walks up and says it is a shame that Jericho's pretty face will be busted up by him. -commercial- Edge and Maven vs Christian and Kurt Angle Angle comes to the ring still wearing his wrestling head gear with wig. Match starts with Angle kicking Edge. Edge mounts Christian with punches. Maven with a standing dropkick on Angle. Angle suplexes Maven. Christian with a backbreaker on Maven for a two count. Christian chops Maven in the corner. Angle with a suplex on Maven for a two count. Angle clotheslines Maven. Maven low blows Angle. Edge tagged in and cleans house. Double team on Edge. Edge hits a double clothesline. Angle with the olympic slam on Edge. Maven ddt's Angle. Maven hits Christian with a missle dropkick, Angle makes the save. Edge spears Christian. Angle dumps Edge out of the ring. Maven dumps Angle out of the ring. Maven rolls up Christian for the pin. Winners: Edge and Maven -commercial- Backstage, Billy and Chuck tell Rico to not get to attatched to his tag team belt. Rico tells them not to worry, it is only temporary, the win was a fluke. Rico tells them they deserve to be the champions. Bily and Chuck tell him to remember who brought him to the dance. Rico hugs them but Billy and Chuck look at each other with a weird look on their faces. Reverend Dvon w/ Deacon Bautista vs Rikishi Dvon tells Rikishi that he is disgusting. Dvon tells him to get in the back and put some clothes on. Rikisho attacks Dvon to start the match. Rikishi misses a sit-down. Rico walks to the ring. Billy and Chuck walk out to the top of the stage. Rikishi superkicks Dvon. Rikisho knocks Deacon off the ring apron. Rico enters the ring and hits Rikishi with his tag belt. Dvon rolls on Rikishi for the easy pin. After the match Deacon puts the boots to Rikishi followed by a spinebuster. Billy and Chuck wait at the top of the stage in smiles for Rico. Winner: Reverend Dvon -commercial- Earlier today, Chavo Guerrero Jr. is watching the tape from Raw when Eddie attacked Austin in the bar. Reporter Gregory Helms walks in and finds another note. The note says it left him a clue, which is a pack of beef jerky. Whats up with that? Backstage, Marc Loyd interviews Triple H. Lance Storm walks in and says Triple H got lucky tonight but his luck is about to run out. Test sneaks up and gives Triple H the big boot to the face. A Chavo vignette is shown of him insulting Tupelo. He says after tonight he will be proud to never come back to Tupelo. -commercial- WWE Cruiserweight Championship The Hurricane vs Chavo Guerrero Jr. Chavo shoves Hurricane. Hurricane with a shoulder block. Powerslam by Hurricane for a two count. Belly to back suplex by Chavo. Dropkick by Chavo for a two count. Hurricane with a swinging neckbreaker for a two count. Hurricane hits the blockbuster for the pin. Winner: The Hurricane Backstage, Stacy says she was just having fun out at the ring earlier. Vince says nothing can make him angry tonight because of Hogan's fairwell address. Jericho walks in and wonders why he has to fight Mark Henry tonight when he is so banged up. Vince says it is another opportunity for him. Vince asks Jericho if he can beat Henry. Jericho says he can. -commercial- Chris Jericho vs Mark Henry Henry with a running splash into the corner. Henry hiptosses Jericho across the ring. Henry misses a Vader bomb. Jericho is bleeding from the head. Jericho chokes Henry with his wrist band. Clothesline by Henry. Henry catches Jericho coming off the top with a military press drop. Henry knocks Jericho to the outside. Henry follows out and Jericho sends him head first into the ring post. Back in the ring the referee takes a chair away from Henry. Jericho sneaks up with his own chair and hits Henry in the back for the pin. Winner: Chris Jericho -commercial- Hulk Hogan comes to the ring. Before Hogan can get on the mic the fans start chanting Hogan. Nothing close to the Montreal pop but good for the US. Hogan talks. I was born Terry Bollea on August 1953. I was raised in Tampa, Florida. My parents were working class people who worked all their lives to support our family. One day about 20 years ago I had the opportunity to get in this business. I had the honor to perform all around the world. The last 20 years I have had a blast. There is only one thing I regret - my father past away at Christmas time and he's not alive to see me right now with all my Hulkamaniacs. As he was lying in the hospital he didn't show any emotion in his face. One day he got tired of looking at me and he tore that trachea tube out of his throat and said two things to me - Go back to wrestling and straighten out your career, and Go back home and go back to the WWF. Well here I am guys. I couldn't have done it without all you guys out here, so thank you. Thank you for believing in me. If it wasn't for you guys I wouldn't be who I am today. I have to thank you right now for taking the biggest step in my professional career. There comes a time in every man's life where you just have to step down. Most of all I want to thank you for all of the memories. before I leave this ring tonight for the very last time, I have one hope and one dream, and that I hope Hulkamania lives forever. From my heart Hulkamaniacs, thank you. Vince McMahon walks to the ring and gets on the mic. Say it ain't so. My god the sky is falling down. The world is coming to an end because Hogan is announcing his retirement. Just where is Hogan making the most important announcement in his career? Right here in the very rectum of Tupelo, Mississippi. Hogan, read my lips. There is no chance in hell of you retiring. Your not gonna retire tonight or any night. I'll tell you why. Ten years ago you walked out on me. Not this time. This time I have a signed contract and if you walk out on me I will sue you and your family for everything you got. The only way you will ever leave my company is when your body is decomposing in a pine box. I created Hulk Hogan. I own Hulkamania. I intend to milk Hulkamania for every cent I can until the day you die. Vince, I was counting on you to come out here and ruin this. I was planning it. One day I may retire but it won't be till I kick you ass. Hogan punches Vince and whips him with the weightlifting belt. Undertaker hits the ring and attacks Hogan in the corner. Hogan regains momentum and clotheslines Undertaker out of the ring. Undertaker and Vince walk up the ramp staring at Hogan. Vince yells out that Hulkamania will die on his terms. Hogan flexes for the crowd and walks to the back.  | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:Welcome back Miss Hancock - nice! quote:In theory, a Hogan/Vince feud sounds good, but I think it's a little too late. I like the Hogan speech though, it sounds heartfelt (even if it's a work).  You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.
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| Se7en | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | I fucking hate the WWF. Due to their continued mistreatment of Chris Jericho, who's the 2nd best wrestler on that goddamn Smackdown roster, I will refrain from watching the show this Thursday. It's one thing to have Jericho be Trips' bitch. It's another thing entirely to have him have to sell his ass off for a no-talent like Mark Henry (who should do the world a favor and kill himself). I can only hope and pray that this show gets a 2.0 in the ratings. I want Vince to suffer for his sins.  "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Atleast they gave Lance a match, but it had no meaning at all. Man I hate Triple H so much now, god damn. Not only is he always winning, but he's a nusence backstage. Tunr him heel and shut him up!  Shit Can Happen | ||||
| DonWest | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 6:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I hope everyone remembers this is a business and the guys care more about there pay check than where they rank in terms of champion or not. | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 7:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | as usual, sounds better than RAW. Ill take a look at it.  Thanks to Austin for the pic 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series 5. Root for and support Mike Piazza, regardless of his sexual preference Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing. | ||||
| Se7en | posted on 05-22-2002 @ 9:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | quote: Uh, no. Ideally, wrestlers should care enough about the business that they aren't *too* concerned about where they rank as champ. But that's not how it happens. If you believe that they don't care, then you're totally ignoring all of the shenanigans that guys like Hogan, HHH, Nash, or Undertaker have pulled in their time. Hogan & Nash helped destroy WCW because they cared more about themselves than the business. And it seems that HHH may be helping destroy the WWF to keep himself at the top of the card. You know, for all of my ragging on the Rock, I will say this - at least he wasn't above putting a guy over. At least he actually jobbed cleanly once in awhile. I think Hunter should be studying some tapes of Dwayne to learn a thing or two. "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 11:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Me too, fucking panda bears  | ||||
| krahzee | posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: They actually do care where they are as far as champion goes because they make more money as champ. They get more exposure to sell things like merchandise, as well as do other ventures like Tv commercials, ect... | ||||
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