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TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American	posted on 06-25-2002 @ 11:33 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	This is a big turning point for the WWE, one of the likes of Hogan leaving the WWE and Bret Hart getting screwed. It can go either up or down right now, but the tell tale signs point down right now. Let's go over a quick overview of the WWE. 1) NWO brought in, yet again, to a primetime wrestling program. Whenever one big stable is brought back over an over, it's due to a lack of writing. DX was brought back a few times, never to reach its peak of popularity again. ALso, see Four Horsemen. See NWO. Stables only suceed on originality. DX and NWO worked at first becaue they were new and fresh. So was the Corporate Ministry, and in my opinion, the WCW/ECW heel stable worked last year. It was all stuff never done before. 2) Shawn, Nash, Hogan, are all back in the WWE. Known locker room killers and glory hogs. 3) Best wrestlers playing second fiddle still. Jericho, RVD, Hardys, Dudleys, Angle, all are in shape and working good. Problem? THey aint in the big matches, and get squashed evry week. HHH is not healed (or heeled for that matter), Taker is on his last legs, Rock is never there, Hogan i old, and Brock sucks, and the latter group gets th big matches that need to carry the company. WWE needs to take the risk now and move up the underclassman, who have been left back for too long. 3) Too many wrestlers. Either give some of these guys vacations or stop picking up contracts. So many WCW contracts were picked up, its too many people to not care about. And too many green wrestlers. Who the fuck is Jaime Noble, and why do I care? Its like thowing shit against the wall and seeing what sticks. 4) Storylines. They suck. Characters. Only a handful, with Booker and Goldust starting to surprise us and com into their own. But, christ, what about some other guys? Does Vince just call Billy Gunn into his office one day and say, Look, BIlly, The One Billy Gunn aint working, so, what do you say about teaming with Chuck Palumbo and doing another gay guy? Vince must have a tape of Billy worse than R. Kelly's. 5) Stone Cold. When the most valuable and heavily invested wrestler on your roster walks out, shit is bad. You have the makings of something worse than WCW, but not as bad as NWTNA. I think Rock needs to stay back for a long time and cancel movies out of his schedule and stick to what he's good at. RVD and Jericho need to main event. HHH needs to go heel and back in with Shawn, nott as DX, but as a couple of really evil backstabbing motherfuckers. Taker and Hogan need to go the way of the Foley. Speaking of which, Where is he?it'd be good to have him make a few meaningful Raw appearnces, hype up a show with him making a speech, it's a nice way to spike the ratings if you want to get those old fans back into the WWE. Triple H needs to stick his dick deeper into Steph's mouth so that she will please stop writing. Russo is back, and I think he will at least offer some new change and fresh stuff. Vince will ok everything in the end, but its a matter of giving the go ahead to ok storys and awesome storys. Either way, they appear on Raw, they just need to provide more opportunity for fresh angles. Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza? "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

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