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Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
sorry double post

This message was edited by Austin 3:16 on 6-3-01 @ 1:43 AM
jerichoholic1
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
WOW Austin. You popped Katya Ann's penis!


Break the walls down!
Adopted by Sephiroth.Thx 4 the pic Austin 3:16.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-02-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::grabs the sword again, sodomizes GOP with it, then cuts off his head(he deserves it...he's GOP).Kills Austin for kicking me, cuts the inflatable penis in half.Walks out of the ring after Katya trying to get her back to locker room::

(by the way, that was a good line, stealing my sig with the penis stuff)

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
NOTE:
***I refuse to recognize Austin poping the giant penis because he double posted :)***

*achem*

Lawler: Katya_ann has ditched the flaccid penis and has returned to the shoping cart.

Cole: She's grabbed the fire extinguisher and is aiming it at fbdlingfrg!

Lawler: She's pumping the handle!

Cole: Pumping.... pumping....

Lawler: You little pervert, wipe that drool off the mike.

Cole: Pumping.....

Lawler: Sicko. Katya_ann doesn't seem t'have any thing in that fire extinguisher! fbdlingfrg has cornered her.....






Walk it off, deek...


More about me

Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 1:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
::Gets up from almost being killed but of couse fbdlingfrg had no aim so he just sliced my shirt. Takes sword decapitates fbdlingfrg and then throws head in air and hits it with sword like a baseball.:: ::Pulls steel chair out of shopping cart and hits Katya over the head with it.


All your beers are belong to us.
Graduate of Sephiroth's school of newbies.
If u want to u can Write me fan mail
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
kat, if you sew my head back on, i'll help you kick this loser's ass

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Lawler: Austin has decapitated fbdlingfrg and knocked Kat unconcious!

Cole: That BASTARD!!! It's a good thing that that was just an android, and that the real fbdlingfrg is still backstage putting on his tights!

Lawler: Oh!!! Katya is DOWN! She's got that look in her eye reminicent of Anthony after a late night Jay Mohr set at Caroline's!

Cole: Austin is gloating like Ken Stevens after a night with a five dolla' whore! He's up on the turnbuckle rallying the crowd!

Lawler: Uh-oh, he better watch out! Here comes fbdlingfrg from backstage; he's got Katya_ann's belt from the last tag team match!

Cole: Kat's up and, tho' a bit woozy, she's pulled out a Whiffle ball bat from the emaciated shopping cart!

Lawler: That is one diiiiiiiisgusting weapon!

Cole: They're up behind him, he doesn't know what's gonna hit 'im!

Lawler: Katyan and fbdlingfrg have double checked him in the back of the head with the bat and the belt, sending him over the top rope!

Cole: He's down on the ground. Kat and fbdlingfrg have hefted his fat lard ass up and are aiming him!!! Oh, dear lord!!!

Lawler: !Peligro, peligro! They're aiming him for the Spanish announcers' booth!!!

Cole: WHOA!!! And through the table he goes!

Lawler: Those poor bastards didn't know what him 'em!






Walk it off, deek...


More about me



This message was edited by katya_ann on 6-4-01 @ 1:03 AM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01


Katya_ann, feeling pretty damned pleased with herself...
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
You guys should write the stuff for TV!!


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You guys should write the stuff for TV!!

What's sad is, I heard "Okay, Terrific!" in my head before your sig even appeared, lol :)
Thank you!






Walk it off, deek...

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Thanks I think Kat...keey up the great work!


King f-tard
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Tag me in - I'm ready..





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
King, this is a brawl, a free for all, just get in there already!


kael124
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Comes over with "toys" to see his girlfriend, katya. Finds her wrestling with a........dildo?!?! Hmmmmm.........could be fun.........need to get rid of the others first. Handcuffs her to turnbuckle. "Stay there. I be right back." Pulls out whip and goes after fbdlingfrg. "Sorry man. Nice assist, but she's MINE!" KRACK!!!!

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::dodges the whip, picks the dildo sword back up, and procedes to cut the newbie to SHREADS, and cust more.slices, dices, and chops the peices, and then pisses on them.Carefully cuts off Kat's handcuffs, also::
thats what you get for joining a fight on your first post

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01


WTF!?!?! I leave for school and work and come back to find THIS travisty????//

*psst* thanks anyways, dear.

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 2:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Lawler: Austin is down, an' he ain't movin'!

Cole: Meanwhile, the bloody and urinated-on remains of Kael, Katya's boytoy, are being swept up into a baggie to be rinsed off and used as replacement parts for Austin once Katya and fbdlingfrg beat the shit outta him.

:)






Walk it off, deek...



This message was edited by katya_ann on 6-5-01 @ 11:53 PM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Okay, back to the top. And to make it worth your while...

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Ya know Katya I would wrestle you, but you scare me. I would rather sit here on the sidelines and watch your hot body kick the crap out of everyone else!


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
That's cool, I gotcha. Uh... You sure you don't wanna do something with that ski pole...?

Oh!

That's not a ski pole...






Walk it off, deek...

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Yeah, let me take my um "ski pole" and smack you in the face with it. Yeah, then let me bend you over and spank you with my ski pole. Oh, and then I can start to really poke you with it.


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
LOL, this has turned into a really awkward underground potential chat :)

Okay, I can't actually wrestle with anyone unless theres someone HERE, dammit.... SOMEONE TACKLE ME!!! THIS IS FOR THE BELT!







Walk it off, deek...

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::tackles kat again, gets the ref in the ring and covers her::

i didn't watch out so the insects got me
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Lawler: Fb's back and he's got Kat pinned!

Cole: What's that sound?

Lawler: Sounds like buzzin' t'me...

Cole: There're shadows backstage!

Lawler: Good God, it's a swarm of ants, bees, spiders, and a HUGE praying mantis!

Cole: The praying mantis is headed for the ring!

Lawler: Watch out FB!

Cole: He's not paying attention! WATCH OUT!!!

Lawler: He's picked up Fb, and is shaking him around like Shane vs. the Titantron!!!

Cole: Meanwhile, Kat is looking breathless on the mat, completly exhausted, sweaty and half passed out.








Walk it off, deek...

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-10-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::calls in female mantis, and watches the bugs fuck, then male gets beheaded::
i really gotta watchout for those insects...
::goes for another pin on kat::

i didn't watch out so the insects got me

This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 6-10-01 @ 12:17 PM


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