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Welcume to my special internet

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I work at Mcdonalds on route 49 in Magee and i have worked their for 6 years.
When i started there i left Magee high school when i was 16 cause we needed
money cause pop lost his job at Pace Oil and so i went to work. I used to mop
floors but now sometimes i get to put fries in the friors so that they can be put
in the hot gresse when my boss says its time to fry more fries. I also get to take
out garbage and i still clean the floors and sweep and mop and clean bathrooms
and stuff like that cause i have a real imporant job and its two make shure
everything is clean and fries are ready. Someday i hope they let me make
hamburgers cause they taste real good and i would really like to make them and
milkshakes too.

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i live in good ol Magee Mississippe

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Special raw report for May 28

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Jericho and Benwah they are tag team champs now and they won on Rockys smackdown. Steve Blackman he has big kendo stick i guess and they beat stupid perry and lance storm he beat perry two. Molly and spike they like each other do they do sex yet? Angel stupid jerk beats up Spike and his brothers they got beat up by holly brothers. Mick Foley wrote a book and im gonna read it but sometimes i have trouble reading and stuff cause im not stupid just a little slow. Holly brothers they lose and then poor Molly she gets dropped on table but her boyfriend Spike he saves her so they gotta do sex now i think. Triple Heytch he got hurt bad in the leg was an accident i think but so long triple heytch hope maybe you become good wrestler someday

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i like girls and they hot go here


Um this is Marysue and she likes lots of boys like my stupid brother and stuff but she liked me once two when i was 19 years old. My pop was at the bar and mom was playing cards someplace or something and my stupid brother was huntin at the dump and she came to see mike but just me was there so she asked to come in and i was gentlemanly and stuff so we watched some WWF.

She asked me if i ever wrestled a girl and of corse i said no cause i woodnt beet up a girl but maybe China cause she was with HHH and she said she likes to wrestle with boys, espeshally with boys special orgens. I didnt no what she mean by that cause they dont do that on WWF i taught but then she said she could show me and put her hand in my jeans in a place wear other pepull dont usualy put there hand in my jeans. My stupid brother showed me once one of his girly movies but they looked gross and like it hurt but it didnt hurt when marysue wrestled with me and i didnt pee but something happened i dont know what it was really weird.

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This is chico and paco they went to our sckool in 1995 they come from queens. I ask them one day wear they come from and they say queens so i ask them what cuntry is queens in cause in good ol usa we have president we dont have kings and queens and stuff but once we had king hacksaw jim duggen hoooooo. So they say they from great england and they have queens, they have many of them so they were first foren exchange students ever in Magee i think. They was nice guys and they not call me stupid two many times but everybody real nice two them, thats one thing if you come to Magee the pepull they always reel nice to strangers like chico and paco they were given a car from Berrys used cars but they sold it only a day later. I ask them why they do this and they say they send the money to they mom which is realy great i like that. But couple days later they had to go back home they had local police give them ride to Jackson to get plane but after they leave my brother he tell me they not foren exchange stupid, they from new york city. I say new york city well what them stupid yankies doin in Magee, we dont need no yankies i love my home, i southrn born and bred and one day ill be southrn dead and if you yankee dont come unless you not stupid but they lied to me and say they were from great england but thats not new york city so they stupid.

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i think she is cute

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I've read your bloody Raw reports. Why must you always besmirch Mr. McMahon, Stone Cold, Triple H, and myself. I know why you bloody do it--because you're a bloody moron. If you want to besmirch someone, besmirch your bloody self. I must go now. Her ladyship the dutchess of Queensbury is coming over for a spot of tea.

William Regal
WWF commissioner

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