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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:09 AM      
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***SMACKDOWN***

Kurt Angle comes to the ring. It's amazine. believe it or not some people have had the nerve to say I've gotten a little too cocky by calling myself a super hero. Am I super? Yeah. Am I a hero? Yes. So exactly what is the problem? The fact that I can take down any person any time I want. Shane McMahon, you may think you can fly but your nothing but a mere mortal. Come this Sunday I'm gonna show you just how mortal you are. I was talking to my good friend Shaq, and he was saying how great it was to repeat. Which is exactly what I'm gonna do this Sunday. I was thrilled that Edge, Christian, and Rhyno all made it to the final four. The KOTR is the grown ups table. I am a man playing with boys.

Edge and Christian come to the ring.

What I meant to say was in a world of boys I'm a man that like beating them. Nah, that's not what I meant to say.

Your a man of super hero but most importantly you are a huge dork. The dorkifications are endless. What we are trying to say is we didn't make it this far to face you, we made it this far to beat you.

Christian says after he's done beating Angle he will be more than happy to beat Edge in the finals.

You ungrateful snotnose punks. After everything I've done for you. before you met me you were nothing. I made you. You apologize to me right now or I'm gonna do something that I'll regret. See this finger, see this thumb, see this fist you better run.

Rhyno comes to the ring. It's real simple. They don't need you. They never needed you. I may be wrestling Edge in the semifinals but the three of us are going to make damn sure you don't repeat.

Angle and Rhyno attack Edge and Christian. Angle leaves. Rhyno stays in the ring looking at E & C.

Undertaker is out in the parking lot with his wife waiting on someone to arrive.

Backstage, Molly worries about Spike facing the Big Show. Spike wants Molly to stay in the back tonight during his match. Molly agrees and kisses Spike for good luck.

Big Show vs Spike Dudley
Show back Spike into the corner. Show press slams Spike out of the ring. Show drops Spike across the guard rail. Show press slams Spike back in the ring. Show misses a running butt splash. Show splashes Spike in the corner. Spike counters the chokeslam with a kick between the legs followed up by the Dudley dog. Bubba and Dvon enter the ring and give Spike the 3D. Show chokeslams Spike for the pin.
Winner: Big Show

Undertaker and Sara are still in the parking lot. A limo pulls up and UT rushes to the door. It's just Vince. Vince says he had nothing to do with DDP showing up Monday night. Vince says as far as he's concerned, he'll make sure security doesn't allow him back. UT tells Vince to let him in or else.

Six Man Tag Match
Kane and Hardyz w/ Lita vs X-Factor
Jeff armdrags Credible. Jeff drops the legs on Xpac's groin. Poetry in motion on Xpac. Matt clotheslines Xpac for a two count. Albert with a runing splash on Matt. Credible kicks Matt down in the corner. Lita crotches Xpac around the ring post. Jeff tosses Xpac and Credible out of the ring. Kane hits a top rope lariat on Albert. Kane powerslams Albert. Kane catches Xpac coming off the top with the chokeslam. Kane clotheslines Albert out of the ring. Jeff hits Xpac with the swanton bomb for the pin.
Winners: Kane and Hardyz

Backstage, Vince is on the phone with someone and is complaining about Undertaking wanting DDP to be allowed in. Austin walks in and says he is not worried about WCW. Austin says last Monday he gave Vince an ultimatum, and wants to know if Vince has made up his mind. Vince says he's still thinking about it although he thinks Austin knows which way he's gonna go. Austin says he does know which way Vince will go. Austin gives Vince his hunting bow as a gift. Vince says he has always wanted a bow and arrow. Austin says if your going to sneak up on a deer you will need this - his camoflauge Stone Cold hat. Austin puts the hat on Vince and leaves.

In the parking lot Undertaker and Sara are still waiting.

Backstage, Tajiri is watching his match with Rhyno. Regal walks in and turns the TV off. Regal hopes Tajiri isn't blaming him for his loss. Kaentai walks in and wants a shot at Austin. Regal says that is nonsense. Taka asks for a match with Jeff Hardy. Regal says no. Taka gets mad and gets in Regal's face. Tajiri takes up for Regal and gets in Taka's face. Regal makes a match between Tajiri and Taka.

Backstage, Austin and Debra bring Vince a plate full of cookies. Vince eats a cookie and says it's good. Debra says she made them. Austin says they taste like crap because Debra puts too much sugar in them. Austin says he likes to skim them across the pond. Vince gets this weird look in his eye. Debra and Austin leave. It's becoming obvious that Austin is trying to butter Vince up so he will make the right choice.

Edge and Christian vs Rhyno and Kurt Angle
Edge and Rhyno trade punches. Edge flapjacks Rhyno. Poetry in motion on Rhyno. Rhyno with a spinebuster on Christian for a two count. Angle kicks Christian down in the corner. Angle with an overhead belly to belly suplex on Christian. Christian escapes the ankle lock by making it to the ropes. Angle suplexes Christian for a two count. Rhyno clotheslines Christian. Rhyno with a michinoku driver on Christian followed up by a missed top rope swan dive. Edge clotheslines Angle. Christian clotheslines Edge by accident. Rhyno gores Christian and Angle gets the pin. After the match Shane McMahon comes in and knocks Angle out with a kendo stick. Shane leaves through the crowd.
Winners: Rhyno and Kurt Angle

Backstage, Vince hasn't threw the cookies away just yet but he is smelling them. Austin walks in and asks if he saw what Shane just did. Austin gives Vince another present - A picture of them two shaking hands in the middle of the ring at WrestleMania. Austin autographed the picture. Austin says it's kinda like that old Dionne Warrick song, That's What Friends Are For. Austin leaves. Vince looks at the picture.

Steve Austin comes down to ringside. Austin asks Michael Cole where Tazz is at? You know why I'm out here don't you? Look at me. I don't like what you said about me. You know exactly what you said. You said you didn't like my chances at KOTR. Shake your stupid head yes or no. Look at me. I heard you sais I haven't been the same since I sold my soul to the devil. Are you calling Vince the devil? Did I understand you correctly? Stand up. I said stand up. For talking about me I should whip your ass but I'm not. For talking about Vince I should whip your ass. And I am. Your not going to talk about Vince. Do you understand me. Austin slaps Cole. Do you like that? Are you ready? Austin pushes Cole down. Austin puts Cole in a chair and tells him not to say another word about Vince. When I put this mic in your mouth you say yes sir Stone Cold. Yes sir Stone Cold. I said I was going to whip your ass. Stand up. Are you bowing up to me? Austin strikes Cole in the face and stomps a mudhole in him. Austin drags Cole across ringside by his shirt. Austin kicks Cole between the legs. Austin steps on Cole's head. Austin leaves. Medical officials stretcher Cole to the back.

Jim Ross comes out to replace Michael Cole.

Backstage, Regal grants Saturn a hardcore title match against Test, as punishment to Test because he had WCW help. Saturn says doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. Regal motions for Terri to take Saturn away.

Backstage, Austin is looking for Vince but he is not in his locker room.

Hardcore Championship
Test vs Perry Saturn w/ Terri
Running clothesline by Saturn. Test clotheslines Saturn out of the ring. Saturn knocks Test off the ring apron followed up by a suicide dive between the ropes. Saturn throws weapons in the ring. Test punches a trash can lid in Saturn's face. Saturn whips test into the corner into a wedged trash can. Saturn beats on Test with a kendo stick. Test crotches Saturn on the turnbuckles by hitting throwing a trash can in his face. Saturn counters a superplex and Test falls on the trash can below. Saturn with a belly to back suplex on a stop sign. Saturn goes up top but Test catches him coming down in the head with the stop sign. Test hits Saturn in the head with a trash lid. Terri comes in and accidently hits Saturn with the trash lid. Saturn superkicks the sign into Test for a two count. Test comes off the top and Saturn catches him with a dropkick. Test kicks a mop in Saturn's face for the pin. Saturn carries the mop to the back with him.
Winner: Test

Backstage, Undertaker and Sara talk with Kane. Kane says he has Undertaker's back.

Backstage, Austin is still looking for Vince. An official tells Austin that Vince left. Austin says Vince would not leave without telling him goodbye.

Undertaker and Sara come to the ring. Who in the hell is DDP? Let me tell you who he is. He is the sorry SOB that I will beat the hell out of the first chance I get. You peep in the windows at my wife like some kind of pervert. On top of that you video tape it all and show the whole world what my private life is all about. And you did this because you want to be famous? Damn, what a plan. And it might just work. But before I get to you being famous, let me tell you why you are not famous. You are not famous because you suck. You don't deserve to be in the WWF. To get it on in this ring you gotta have talent. And from what I've seen of him he isn't nothing but a 1/2 ass talent working for a second rate company that went out of business. But you want to be famous? Your wish is going to come true. I am going to make DDP famous. Over the last ten years some people call it a path of destruction. I've compiled a list of every wrestler who's asses I've kicked. On that list there is a lot of name famous. Don't worry. Your name is going at the top. I'm going to make him famous for giving him the worst ass kicking that I've ever given anyone. It's obvious that DDP doesn't have the guts to show up here. I hope he hears this. At KOTR, please show up. I'm begging you.

DDP is shown on the Oval Tron at Undertaker's house. DDP takes a tour of the house. DDP goes into the bedroom and goes through Sara's drawers. DDP lays on Undertaker's bed. DDP says he will see Undertaker at KOTR this Sunday. End of footage.

Backstage, Austin and Debra enters Vince's dressing room. Vince is not there but all the stuff that Austin gave him was. Austin gathers up all the gifts and he and Debra leave.

Tajiri w/ William Regal vs Taka Michinoku w/ Funaki
Taka says that Tajiri is a disgrace to the Japanese community. You may serve tea but we serve evil. Be prepared to die. Indeed. Match starts off with both men trading chops. Tajiri with a standing moonsault for a two count. Tajiri with a spinning heel kick. Funaki hangs Tajiri over the ropes. Taka moonsaults to the outside on Tajiri. Back in the ring Taka hits a drop toe hold. Tajiri with a handspring into a back elbow. Tajiri puts on the tarantula. Tajiri kicks Funaki off the ring apron. Tajiri powerbombs Taka followed up by a kick to the face for the pin.
Winner: Tajiri

Backstage, Lilian Garcia interviews the Dudley Boyz. Dvon says Spike deserved everything he received. Bubba says benoit and jericho should not be so occupied with KOTR, they should be worried about their tag team titles.

Tag Team Championship
Dudley Boyz vs Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit
Bubba punches Benoit in the corner. Benoit with an overhead belly to belly suplex on Bubba. Dvon hits Jericho with a flying clothesline. Jericho with the enzeguri on Dvon. Benoit snap suplexes Dvon. Bubba breaks up the crossface on Dvon. Whassup headbutt on Benoit. Dvon sets a table up on the outside. Dvon with a rolling shoulderblock on Benoit. Bubba bomb on Benoit. Jericho sets up a table on the outside. Dvon misses a top rope legdrop. Benoit german suplexes Dvon. Hot tag to Jericho who cleans house. Jericho springboard dropkicks Dvon off the ring apron followed up by the bulldog and lionsault on Bubba, the the walls of Jericho on Dvon. Benoit tagged back in and hits Bubba with the swan dive but Dvon breaks the count. 3D on Benoit but Jericho pulls Bubba off the pin. Jericho posts Bubba on the outside. Jericho backbody drops Dvon off the announce table through a table. Bubba drops Jericho across the guard rail. Back in the ring Benoit counters a Bubba ring bell shot with the crossface. Austin runs out and hits Benoit in the head with the world title. Bubba gets the easy pin.
Winners and New World Tag Team Champions: Dudley Boyz

Austin flips Jericho and Benoit off and leaves.

Backstage, Austin runs into Vince and asks if he saw what he just did. Austin asks Vince where he has been. Vince says he has been in the emergency room with Michael Cole. Cole wants to sue the WWF but Vince thinks he has talked him out of it, although he may still want to sue Austin. And if he does it's coming out of Austin's pocket. Vince says Austin is on his own at KOTR. Vince gives Austin an ultimatum - leave KOTR as the champion or they are through. Vince leaves





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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Interesting that they have Benoit & Jericho lose the belts right before the PPV - especially since they are both in that triple-threat match. As much as I don't want to fall for it, it potentially looks like Austin might lose the belt to one of them, thus setting up a feud between the two as to who should be champion. Then again, I'm usually wrong with predictions - looks like another winner Smackdown! though.


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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
smackdown looks pretty good...taka and tajiri should be great, with the 2 hi-fly guys.and i'm seeing some ecw angles in the wwf, with the duds versus lil spike...finally

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
spitfire421
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Great way to turn the Dudleys heels! Now if they only have a flaming table match with Spike (remember from ECW when they lit the table on fire and sent him through it on a few occasions)


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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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but spit, the dudley flaming tables won't work without a good tag partner for spike.and without good old balls, its just not the same

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Tommy Dreamer would be a good partner, say for Summerslam.

fbdlingfrg
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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but tommy's not around, either.spkie has nobody his level of hardcoredom

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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fbd, he is supposed to debut soon. Have him do a run in and protect Spike from his brothers. They have until August to build it. Say right after the invasion PPV in July and get a program with SPike and Tommy Dreamer vs the Dudleys in a flaming tables match.

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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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i take my comments back.dreamer+spike+duddleys+ flaming tables= great match

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I am so fucking relieved the Dudleys have finally turned heel & won the belts for the 4th time!!!!

I cannot wait until Thursday night now

Bubba Ray even posted on my message board about it last night
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I have talked to him about flaming tables in the WWF many of times, and basically the WWF is afraid of using them. They do not want that image for now. One day we will see them though, and I hope that little assfuck Spike gets BBQ'd

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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
The Dudley Boyz turn and tag title win rock and sets up even more intrigue for the main event (Dudleyz could get involved in the title match now, along with Spike, who hates Austin, Rhyno, who wants Jericho to win so he'll get a title shot, Benoit and Jericho not getting along, Austin is a psychopath, Vince, Linda, Regal, Foley, etc.), but I think the most important thing is:

AUSTIN SINGS "THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!" Fuck free TV, that should be worth PPV money right there. And the whole Vince thing and kicking Cole's ass cuz he said somethinbg bad about his buddy is just so frigging hysterical just reading it. They gotta stop this Austin heel character, I might die of laughter one of these nights.

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jerichoholic1
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Interesting that they have Benoit & Jericho lose the belts right before the PPV - especially since they are both in that triple-threat match.
You're right Horny goat Weed, it is interesting. That means that6 Y2J or Benoit will be winning the title at KOTR. And, since Vince says that him and Austin will break up unless he wins at KOTR. Thank god, it might be the end of the Austin- Vince Mcmahon friendship. The whole show sounds awesome, but I can't stand the fact that Angle only got hit with a kendo stick. And Rhyno, I justy want him killed for teaming up with that fag angle.


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