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Whackbag
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Courtesy of Wrestlezone.com writer Matt Boone

- Joanie Laurer (Chyna) and the World Wrestling Federation appear imminent to part company after a contract dispute.

- The two sides were said to be far apart on money when it came to renewing their deal, which expires on November 30th. Negotiations had not been going well for months between the two sides, and that also explains, because of attempts to strengthen her position while the negotiations went on, why certain things that at the time didn't seem to make sense took place involving her character and the lay-out of some of her highest profile matches. At this point, the WWF does not expect Chyna to appear on television again and no decision has been made regarding the women's championship, which she still holds.

This is AWESOME. That media whore probably has her huge head thinking that she is worth a lot more to the WWF than she actually is. I can imagine she is asking for millions and a huge push. I'm sure so many guys in the Fed are thrilled not having to job to her (remember that Jericho IC title fiasco?, I felt so bad for him) and say shes so beautiful.
Im sure her face is gonna start falling apart in a few years. F Chyna!!!



drkn2forget
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'm not shocked seeing how she has not been on tv in a while..Bye China

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posted on 06-22-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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this is straight from the WWF Ross Report

thanks : WWF.com

quote:

The Federation has ceased contract negotiations with Chyna and they will not resume. Chyna's contract expires on November 30 and we wish her continued success. Her contributions to the Federation will be long remembered and are much appreciated.



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posted on 06-22-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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quote:

we wish her continued success


umm where?wwf owns anmyplace if you want succes in the wrestling world


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posted on 06-22-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think wee seen this before.Remeber Sable?Look at her post WWF career.

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Bucwild
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Chyna aside im betting that the WWF wrestlers are being underpaid for all the money there making the Mchmahon's. After all they pretty much have a monopoly. where are the wrestlers going to go. But still Chyna leaving the WWF is about as smart as spaz leaving O&A.

jerichoholic1
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Another one out. How many people are going out of the WWF. You got the King, Kat, GMS, and now Chyna. Now the fights for the womens title will be longer! Chyna was actually ok. I mean she did kick alot of men's asses.


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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I saw this posted at another board, and I thought this dude hit the nail on the head. All credit goes to The Comedian.

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Now that she's gone from the WWF, I thought it fitting to take a look back at the legacy of Joanie Laurer.

- Spit on or stepped on everyone, from her family to her trainers, on her way to the top.

- Got into the WWF based on her freakish appearance, her knowing HHH, and the inavailability of Curtis Hughes to be HHH's new bodyguard, yet she fronted like it was "hard work and dedication" that got her there.

- Refused to participte in the womens' division, feeling it was beneath her. This despite the fact that virtually every woman who competed in the division duting her tenure, from the underrated Ivory, to the vastly overrated Lita, and even the much-maligned Sable, are all better wrestlers than her.

- Competed in abominations posing as wrestling matches with male competitors, in which her offense consisted of:
weak forearms
sloppy DDT
a handsping elbow that she usually fucked up by coming up short and having to run backwards to complete it
Even the best talent coldn't sell for her without exposing the business completely.

- To hype her Playboy appearance, she cut one of the most ludicrous, hypocritical promos in the history of wrestling. In it, she first took any and all credit for any success she's ever had in her life, once again snubbing all those who helped her along the way. Even worse, she had the audacity to infer that she was better than many Hollywood actresses and women in the WWF locker room because they hadn't had to "work for their look." This from a woman who contains more plastic than a Mattel warehouse. Basically, the whole promo came off like a former high school loser who gains some fame and bitterly rips on "the beautiful people" who made fun of her.

- Was made the first ever woman to win a man's belt, the second most important belt in the WWF no less, the Intercontinental Title. Her first feud in defending the title was against Chris Jericho, who was forcedto put her over. Thus, she nearly destroyed Jericho's credibility and the IC belt's proud tradition in one fell swoop.

- Was eventually forced, whining and bitching, to participate in the womens' division, but only did so with the understanding that she would squash any and all competitors. All her challengers (all of whom were better wrestlers than her, Molly and Ivory in particular being out of her league) were made to look pathetic and ineffectual at her hands, despite the fact that the size differential between her and them wasn't nearly as great as, say, that between Shawn Michaels and Diesel. If Michaels can beat Diesel, why can't Lita beat Chyna? Because Chyna is a selfish, self-important bitch, of course.

Thus, to sum up, Chyna lucked into the business, engaged in revisionist history to make herself look like a self-sufficient wonder woman, was an ingrate to anyone who helped her along the way, and was an embarrassment every time she stepped in the ring. So long Chyna, don't let the door hit you in the plastic seat cushion on the way out, bitch.

:) THE COMEDIAN :)


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Personally, I hope she dies. She was the worst thing to happen to professional wrestling since Terry, the Orange Goblin.

Whackbag
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Wow, thats such a well stated post by "The Comedian."
Does anyone remember her face in 1997? It was a fucking square, her jaw was a cube.

Francine Banger
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

even the much-maligned Sable, are all better wrestlers than her.




I wouldnt go that far.

I dont think anybody is going to miss her. And if shes gone the WWF Should replace her with.............

hammersavage
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nice call Fran!!! That would be sweet. Have her join x-factor and piss off Justin like the olden days.

Does she have any wrestling ability or is it just cat-fights?

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:49 AM      
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Francine does not deserve to be placed within 100 feet of XPAC, she has never done anything wrong to be treated like that, id rather see her with Bossman than Xfactor, i hate that retard.

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:35 AM      
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Bossman, wow thats amazing. I guess a cup of aids is better than x-punk





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matilda
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
just because chyna is kind of er...butch, doesn't mean you all have to hate her. she's a far better wrestler than the other divas (not incl. lita and molly coz they're cool) and she is a far better role model for girls like myself. she proved that to be famous you don't have to be a skinny blonde whore. if i got to chose which one of the wwf women i got to be i would definitly have chosen chyna because she ruled. she beat up guys and she was fucking good at it ok?

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Bucwild
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
The Comedian's comments are straight B.S.She did get high in the WWF on hard work and dedication. Sure banging Triple H didn't hurt but still you can't take her accomplishments away from her. Her matches with Jericho & Jarrett were pretty damn good even if Jericho and Jarrett had to carry most of the match.She says her parents did nothing but hurt her on her way to the top and who are we to say she is lying. It would be stupid to have a former IC champion and number one contender job to anyone of the WWF women.

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ITS HER JOB TO JOB WHEN ASKED TO, stupid or not

shes asking for too much money, and probably has a shit attitude about losing

they dont need that in the locker room

so SUCK IT CHYNA


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Sir Okonkwo
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Wait a second...you're a girl from England, and your name is Matilda? Oh, man, it's too easy...

Anyway, back to the subject of Chyna. Basically, if my daughter were to accept Chyna as a role model, I'd probably go Tyson on her ass. To me, she is the anti-role model for any girl, and it has nothing to do with her looks. The woman has NO respect for the business that made her famous, she has NO respect for her coworkers, her family, or the people that brought her in. Ever read her book?

You contend that Chyna proves that you don't have to be a "skinny blonde whore" to become famous. By your logic, does she prove that you do need steroids, big fake cans, and major facial reconstruction? It would make sense, indeed.

Why not take on, say, Molly Holly as a role model? She is blonde, but she is hardly a skinny whore. Plus, she has achieved success as a power lifter and an amateur wrestler, and she seems to have nothing but respect for the business and the people she works with. And she's mad cute, too.







Notice a slight difference in the third photo?

Now that Chyna is on the way out of the WWF, I'd like to see her go to one of the Joshi feds in Japan. Someone like Aja Kong or Bull Nakano would expose her as a fraud in the ring, beating her within an inch of her life, and loving every minute of it. Aah, a man can dream, can't he.

Whackbag
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Her matches with Jericho & Jarrett were pretty damn good even if Jericho and Jarrett had to carry most of the match.



Umm. First of all. Chyna being in the IC title picture was a tragedy and almost buried Jericho in the midcard and possibly lower.
I do not dislike her cause she is a woman and her sticking in the ring with male wrestlers somehow threatened my masculinity. If she did adequate ring work or promos than many would accept her in a second as a good worker.
But she was not a good worker. Her mic work was terrible, she couldnt sell moves well, and her offense was weak, sloppy and fake looking, her opponents had to sell that weak offense. How could you say her matches, and her performance in them, were that good if the only thing that was good about the matches was the work of her opponent. And the worst part about it was the fact that she got all this national publicity for wrestling so well with men and kicking their asses. This got her over easily with a class of completely ignorant fans. If you want to elevate her to an equal level to her male competitors, then evaluate them on the same level.
If a notoriously poor worker, Brian Christopher for example, was forced to work a program with Chris Benoit then there would be an outrage amongst wrestling fans as they watched the superior talent Benoit carry the matches and the feud. But when its Chyna being carried in a feud, then the focus returns immediately to the fact that shes just a woman and its a great feat for her just to be where she is.
Bottom line. One minute she wants to be respected on the same level as the male wrestlers. But when her efforts fall short then its just that she worked so hard to get where she is and what a feat it is.

killjoyhk
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:21 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You know what? I'm actually glad she's leaving... besides.. she could always work for EC... umm, no, WC... umm, no, ummm... I know! She can work with Nicole Bass on those "domination wrestling" and sexplay videos!



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matilda
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

you're a girl from England, and your name is Matilda



yes well my real name isn't matilda is it. its sarah. bleurgh. you don't know anything because you're new HAHA. actually, i don't even know why i'm called matilda. i used to be called edge but that got boring and so did he so it's matilda, like it or shove it up your ass.

sure, molly holly is cool but she's not actually a role model. ooh big deal she's not skinny and she can lift weights or whatever. and i don't care if chynas had surgery, you're not telling me trish, terri and debra are all natural are you?


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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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lets face it- chyna made such an impact in the WWF. personally i dont like her nor think she is hot but hey she help out female wrestlers like no1 ever could. i dont think she has any future besides wrestling

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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

she is a far better role model for girls like myself. she proved that to be famous you don't have to be a skinny blonde whore.



Outside of the blonde part, NO SHE DIDN'T! She taught you that you have to change your looks if people don't like you the way you are, and that you can't be a success unless you look somewhat bangable (I'm not saying I thought she was even "somewhat", but at least she looked "feminine" sort of) She's even worse than a blonde whore, she's a person who had so little self esteem, she had to change everything about herself, so people might accept her, instead of trying to say "FUCK YOU! This is who I am, and I'm gonna make it big, no matter how much you say I look like a guy, because I'm good enough to do it."

Instead, she sold out so she could be accepted, and instead of being humble about it when she DID get accepted, acted like her shit didn't stink and refused to get better as a wrestler or put anyone over. She turned into EVERYONE WHO TOLD HER SHE COULDN'T DO IT!

If THIS is a role model, then where's Hitler? I've got an new role model.

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TheShocker
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Let's see now... Chyna May be the Women's Champ, but she's pretty much at the bottom of the barrel: Molly, Lita, and Tori are all more technically proficient, Jackie is a better brawler, Steph is, dare I say it, a better actress (go ahead, tool on me), and Terri and Trish...come to think of it, ALL OF THEM are better looking.


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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I honestly forgot that Chyna was still on the active roster. I was hoping she just kind of went away, and now it looks as if she might. In her day, as a bodyguard for DX she wasn't bad, but then she opened her mouth and started to think that she was better than the actual talent. That is where she went too far. There are many more talented women in the wwf who can really wrestle and do it well, so I really don't feel that chyna will be missed.
And matilda, I am sorry that you are losing your role model, perhaps someone like Ivory could take the place of chyna...??? just a thought



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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
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I'm not trying to pile on here. Chyna was a horrible wrestler. As was stated before, she couldn't sell her moves. Her offense did look weak. The end of her wrestling days, being so dominant was a farse. She may now crawl back to her rock.

The stupid shall be punished!


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