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TheShocker	posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:58 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	HEAT: K-Kwik vs Jerry Lynn Kwik had a new rap dedicated to dissing Pittsburgh. Back elbow by Kwik. Lynn counters a tilt a whirl slam with a bulldog. Lynn dives out of the ring on Kwik. Jumping side kick by Kwik for a two count. Lynn counters a powerbomb with a bulldog. Clothesline by Lynn. Lynn with a powerbomb for a two count. Kwik with the flatliner for a two count. Lynn sits down on Kwik with a bridge for the pin. After the match Kwik decks Lynn. Winner: Jerry Lynn Hardcore Holly vs Mike Awesome Awesome with a clothesline on the outside. Awesome sends Holly into the steps. Back in the ring Awesome hits a splash for a two count. Awesome with a top rope back elbow for a two count. Big boot by Awesome. Clothesline by Awesome for a two count. Awesome with a belly to back suplex. Awesome goes up top and gets crotched. Holly follows up with a superplex. Dropkick by Holly for a two count. Holly kicks Awesome in the groin from behind. Powerbomb by Awesome for a two count. Awesome misses a top rope splash. Holly with a flapjack for the pin. Winner: Hardcore Holly Albert vs Hugh Morrus Albert sends Morrus into the ring steps. Suplex by Albert. Albert throws Morrus out of the ring. Morrus lands an elbow off the ring apron to the outside. Back in the ring Morrus hits a belly to back suplex for a two count. Impressive press slam by Albert for a two count. Scissors kick by Albert for a two count. Powerslam by Morrus followed up by a missed no laughing matter. Albert hits the baldo bomb for the pin. Winner: Albert Scotty Too Hotty vs Chavo Guerrero Jr. Tilt a whirl backbreaker by Chavo. Chavo dropkicks Scotty in the back. Chavo chokes Scotty on the ropes. Both men collide in mid-air. High backbody drop by Scotty. Chavo with a belly to back suplex. Chavo misses a top rope splash. Scotty does the worm for the pin. Winner: Scotty Too Hotty Raven and Justin Credible vs Kaientai Taka suggest that Credible change his name to JustAboutTo GetHisAssKicked. Taka says he knows all the words to Raven's entrance song by mocking a raven call. Match starts off with Kaientai clearing the ring. Raven and Taka trade chops. Credible superkicks Taka on the outside. Credible kicks Taka down in the corner. Powerbomb by Credible for a two count. Credible baseball slides crotch first right into the ring post. Double team on Credible. Raven-effect on Funaki for the pin. Winners: Raven and Justin Credible Ring crew changes the ropes and apron to Smackdown. Chimmel plugs the merchandise. Lilian Garcia comes out to the top of the stage and sings the national anthem. SMACKDOWN: Michael Cole and Jim Ross come to the announce table. But before Ross goes to the table he enters the ring and does the same speach he did last night before Raw by calling Steve Austin a first class asshole. Smackdown opens with highlights from Invasion and Raw. Hardy Boyz w/ Lita vs Billy Kidman and Hurricane Helms Match starts off with all men brawling. Double team on Kidman for a two count. Kidman with a spinebuster on Jeff. Helms with a backbreaker on Jeff for a two count. Helms chokes Jeff on the ropes. Kidman shoots in the ring over the ropes with a leg drop on Jeff for a two count. Kidman catapults Jeff into the ropes. Jeff counters a Kidman missile dropkick with a dropkick of his own. Matt with a swinging neckbreaker on Helms, Kidman breaks the count. Matt hits a double clothesline. Poetry in motion on Kidman, and a missed one on Helms. Kidman and Jeff fall out of the ring. Helms superkicks Matt for a two count. Litacanrana on Kidman on the outside. Twist of fate on Helms followed up by the swanton bomb for the pin. Winners: Hardy Boyz Backstage, Show tells Gunn he has a good idea. They should call themselves "Show-Gunns". Gunn says it is stupid. Show says people would not be calling him Rockabilly or Mr. Ass. Gunn says that's not a bad idea, and people might not call him Giant or Fat Ass. They engage in a friendly argument and end up agreeing on the name. -break- Stephanie, Shane, and Heyman come to the ring. Stephanie gets on the mic. I see a bunch of non believers. None of you believe in the alliance. None of you believed that the alliance would crush WWF at Invasion. You were all wrong and we were all right. Not only did we strike a fatal blow but we have taken almost all of your WWF titles. Allow me to introduce you to the gold card carrying members of the alliance - Chuck Palumbo & Sean O'Haire, Billy Kidman, Rob Van Dam, Lance Storm, Booker T, Chris Kanyon (Booker donated his US title to Kanyon), and Steve Austin w/ new theme music (hardcore remix). Take a look at the alliance, the home of the gold. Kurt Angle comes out to the top of the stage. You people can stand there with all the gold you want but none of you will ever be an olympic gold medalist. This is my gold and this is Pittsburgh, PA. My hometown, whoo! Nothing would please me more than to face Steve Austin right here tonight and bring the WWF title back home where it belongs. Oh it's true, it's damn true. Austin gets on the mic. You wanna face me tonight in your hometown? It's true because of what I thought all along, you are very selfish. You are selfish to want my gold too. The problem is I am very selfish too. Right here tonight I would be happy to whip your ass. But not tonight. Don't get me wrong. I am an american. I am about opportunity. Since I'm a champion's champion, you will not be facing me because you don't deserve it. I can understand that you want gold so that's why tonight you will be fighting Booker T. I have no problem with that. I know. That's why I'm doing this. I'm giving you both the opportunity. You said you could beat this sucka anytime anywhere. I can beat that sucka anytime anywhere. Booker gets on the mic. Tell me he didn't say that. It's true he just called you a sucka. Ok Kurt. You want a title shot tonight you got it. But let me tell you this. Your ass belongs to me. First of all my ass belongs to no one. After I beat you tonight, Stone Cold is next. Your ass is mine. I will make you a part of another alliance - an alliance of ex champions soundly defeated by your olympic hero. Oh it's true! -break- Backstage, Kanyon asks Regal for a rematch with Jericho. Regal agrees only if he can say "She sells sea shells by the sea shore" ten times. Kanyon tries and Regal starts laughing. Regal issues a tag team challenge - Jericho and Tajiri against Kanyon and a partner of his choosing. Kanyon picks RVD. Agreed. Dudley Boyz vs Show-Gunns Double team on Gunn in the corner. Gunn hits a double ddt. Show with a sidewalk slam on Dvon. Show with a double clothesline. Show and Gunn whip Bubba and Dvon into each other. Bubba low blows Gunn. Show clotheslines Gunn by accident. Dudleyz clothesline Show out of the ring. 3D on Gunn for the pin. After the match Show and Gunn argue a bit. Winners: Dudley Boyz -break- Advertisement of The Rock returning at Raw next Monday night is shown. A short series of old interview clips is shown of The Rock. If that was the Rock tribute then it sucked. Too short. Backstage, Booker says the hell with The Rock. Austin says who said the Rock is going back to the WWF? Maybe he will find a new home here in the alliance. Diamond Dallas Page vs Kane Kane kicks DDP down in the corner. Clothesline by Kane. Big boot by Kane. Kane with a top rope lariat. DDP with a ddt followed up by a clothesline. DDP with a top rope lariat for a two count. Powerslam by Kane. Kane with a sidewalk slam. Kane clotheslines DDP out of the ring. DDP sends Kane into the ring steps. DDP brings a chair in the ring, Kane ducks it. Kane picks up the chair and hits DDP in the stomach with it. Patrick calls for the bell. Kane stares down Patrick. DDP hits Kane from behind with the chair. Kane no sells it. DDP runs out and Kane chokeslams Patrick. Winner by DQ: Diamond Dallas Page Backstage, Storm tells Saturn not to bring the mop to the ring and make a moppery of their match. Saturn tells Storm he is welcome. -break- Backstage, E & C are looking for Angle but walk into Tazz's dressing room by accident. Tazz calls them the funny pretty boys. Tazz asks them to say something funny. E & C make fun of Tazz's old WWF cliches. Tazz laughs it off but when they leave he gets a serious look. Chris Jericho and Tajiri vs Chris Kanyon and Rob Van Dam Tajiri with a huricanrana on RVD. RVD knocks Kanyon off the ring apron by accident. Kanyon with a modified powerbomb on Tajiri for a two count. Tajiri with a sunset flip off the top on Kanyon. Jericho with a flying forearm on RVD. Jericho springboard missile dropkicks Kanyon off the ring apron. Jericho puts RVD in the walls of jericho but Kanyon breaks it up. Tajiri with a missile dropkick on RVD. Tarantula on RVD. Kanyon hits Tajiri in the head with the US title. RVD follows up with the 5 star frog splash on Tajiro for the pin. Winners: Chris Kanyon and Rob Van Dam Backstage, Saturn is looking for his mop. Terri walks up with the mop. Terri makes Saturn choose between her or the mop. Saturn takes the mop and says you're welcome. -break- Intercontinental Championship Lance Storm vs Perry Saturn w/ Mop Match starts off with Storm kicking and yelling at Saturn for bringing the mop out. Jawbreaker by Storm. Storm with a superplex. Superkick by Storm for a two count. Running powerbomb by Saturn. Saturn catapults Storm into the mop in the corner. Storm locks on the maple leaf but Saturn makes it to the ropes. Storm wipes his ass with the mop. Saturn attacks Storm with the mop and the ref calls for the bell. After the match Saturn dives through the ropes on Storm and chases him up the ramp with the mop. Winner by DQ: Lance Storm Backstage, Shane says he is going to remind the Rock what type of man Vince is by playing some old footage. -break- Shane comes to the ring by himself. This message goes out to the hottest free agent in sports entertainment history - The Rock. It is my responsibily to show you some other memories, different from the ones earlier, that you have had here in the WWF. Various clips are shown of Vince screwing Rock over. Now Rock, the choice is yours and we will all find out the answer this Monday night in Philadelphia. -break- Advertisement is shown for Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler to host Heat this Sunday night. Backstage, Austin asks Booker if he is ready for Angle. Booker says he is and he will hurt Angle. Edge and Christian vs Tazz and Rhyno Edge with a ddt on Rhyno. Tazz sends Edge into the ring steps. Tazz clotheslines Edge. Rhyno spears Edge in the corner. Christian with a backbreaker across the knee on Rhyno. Edge with a top rope double clothesline. Rhyno with a spinebuster on Edge. Tazzmission on Christian. Edge sidesteps the gore and Rhyno hits Tazz. Edge spears Rhyno. Christian rolls over and gets the easy pin on Tazz. Winners: Edge and Christian -break- WCW Championship Booker T vs Kurt Angle Both men trade punches. Clothesline by Angle. Booker escapes the ankle lock by making it to the ropes. Angle slams Booker across the announce table. Belly to back suplex by Angle. Angle misses a top rope moonsault. Booker chops Angle on the outside. Booker sends Angle into the ring steps. Booker with a knee drop for a two count. Spinebuster by Booker for a two count. Clothesline by Angle. Overhead belly to belly suplex by Angle for a two count. Superplex by Angle. Kanyon and the Dudleyz run down. Both locker rooms empty and a big brawl erupts on the outside. Kanyon runs in the ring and hits Angle with a chair. The brawl clears to the back and the match continues. Harlem sidekick by Booker for a two count. Booker kicks the referee by accident. Angle counters the axe kick with the olympic slam followed up by the ankle lock. Austin runs in and gives Angle the stunner. Booker gets up and doesn't realize what just happened. Angle plays possum. Booker approaches Angle and gets put in the ankle lock for the submission. Angle proudly celebrates his win. Winner and New WCW World Heavyweight Champion: Kurt Angle Credit: Some guy who was there. My parents told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became an asshole. Go Ahead. E-Mail Me
Cluster F	posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:20 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I never thought that Id say that Kurt Angle would be the WCW champion!!! This is absolutely great. Hopefully this means that Kurt vs Austin for both titles at Summerslam. If i see the Rock anywhere near the main event im gonna be pissed off...youve got to get a better source than this, i got confused during the Booker T/Austin/Angle interview. And no details on RVD except the 5 star splash?? RVD mustve done stuff better than that. "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out, in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." -Vince Lombardi This message was edited by Cluster F on 7-25-01 @ 12:24 AM
TheShocker	posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:54 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	Maybe this'll help: ANGLE: You people can stand there with all the gold you want but none of you will ever be an olympic gold medalist. This is my gold and this is Pittsburgh, PA. My hometown, whoo! Nothing would please me more than to face Steve Austin right here tonight and bring the WWF title back home where it belongs. Oh it's true, it's damn true. AUSTIN: You wanna face me tonight in your hometown? It's true because of what I thought all along, you are very selfish. You are selfish to want my gold too. The problem is I am very selfish too. Right here tonight I would be happy to whip your ass. But not tonight. Don't get me wrong. I am an american. I am about opportunity. Since I'm a champion's champion, you will not be facing me because you don't deserve it. I can understand that you want gold so that's why tonight you will be fighting Booker T. ANGLE: I have no problem with that. AUSTIN: I know. That's why I'm doing this. I'm giving you both the opportunity. You said you could beat this sucka anytime anywhere. ANGLE: I can beat that sucka anytime anywhere. BOOKER: Tell me he didn't say that. AUSTIN: It's true he just called you a sucka. BOOKER: Ok Kurt. You want a title shot tonight you got it. But let me tell you this. Your ass belongs to me. ANGLE: First of all my ass belongs to no one. After I beat you tonight, Stone Cold is next. Your ass is mine. I will make you a part of another alliance - an alliance of ex champions soundly defeated by your olympic hero. Oh it's true! My parents told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became an asshole. Go Ahead. E-Mail Me
Hello! Hello! Diamond Dust! Hello!	posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:38 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	WOW! Looks like a killer Smackdown! Three things I'm pumped about: (1) My Olympic Hero getting the WCW title setting up a cool storyline with the WWF controlling the WCW title and EWCW holding the WWF title. (2) Kanyon getting a push and getting over based on his lisp and not being able to say "She sells seashells by the seashore." (3) Did I see correctly? RVD pinned Tajiri? That seems to set up a Hardcore title match maybe at Summerslam between RVD and Tajiri! ROCKKKKKKK!!! Dammit, I'm all pumped up for the month of WWF TV now just when I'n going to Italy for a month! Why couldn't I have gone when Taker and Kane were main eventing, I would have saved myself the suicidal thoughts that followed it! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!

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