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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Songs like are just plain wrong.... | ||||
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| spitfire421 | posted on 08-30-2001 @ 2:18 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | (ooops EDIT- I meant songs that are just plain wrong) But so f'n funny M.O.D.'s the best at this... Waiting here on line Suddenly from behind She's still a block away Why'd it have to be today Now what do I see She recognizes me She hugs and squeezes me She's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery What a fucking beast Her ass alone would be a feast And her love drippings Contained a stench of rotted yeast The show must go on It's the end of me Taking up the whole front row It's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery As we were walking off stage You're waiting to come back She's got a back stage pass Oh no I hide my head The sight of you I dread Her chubby little fingers grab my ass Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick Why does it always have to be me You fucking fat bitch I've had enough of you Take your blubber buns and leave She left here in tears Followed by her rear I could not help she's fat She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery ================================================== AREN'T YOU HUNGRY Sitting in my kitchen Stuffed from having ate What should I do now With what's left on my plate Maybe I should save it But naw I got the cash Think I'll take the easy way And throw it in the trash U.S.A. for Africa What a fucking scam Charity begins at home What about our land America has it's own problems That's what should come first So fuck those nigger's charity And let them die of thirst AREN'T YOU HUNGRY AREN'T YOU HUNGRY U.S.A. for U.S.A. That's what I'd like to see But sympathetic assholes Send it all to their own countries They want the food to grow On what they call home land But don't you know You can't grow anything in sand AREN'T YOU HUNGRY AREN'T YOU HUNGRY AREN'T YOU HUNGRY I think of people starving But do you think I care Let them all die hungry So I can breathe their air Sitting in my kitchen Stuffed form having ate What should I do now With what's left on my plate  Hey I'd like to daze away to a place like no one has known In a state of mind I could call mine that only I could own Where I could hum a tune anytime I choose, and then there's no such thing as time Where I can feel no pain just calm and sane what a place for one to find This message was edited by spitfire421 on 8-30-01 @ 3:15 PM | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 08-31-2001 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | These are both wrong, but unfortunately this is the way that most women think! Ah, ah Ah, ah , ah, ah Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want don't want don't want don't want Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want don't want don't want Don't want don't want don't want What in the world is that thing? Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away That has got to be the smallest dick I've ever seen in my whole life I have ever seen in my whole life Get the fuck outta here Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want don't want Don't want Don't want Uh! Uh! Uh! Isn't that cute an extra belly button You need to put your pants back on honey Don't want don't want don't want don't want Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny wee (x15) Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man Pobre, pobrecito Que diablo eso Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso Don't (x36) Chorus: They call you Mr. Personality Because you're so ugly They call you Mr. Personality Because you're so ugly You're so ugly Mr. personality....you're so ugly Mr. Personality...YOU SO UGLY Mr. Personality When I look at you I go out of my mind It's like I'm looking at someones behind You make the children scream and babies cry With your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes You're sooo ugly your dad had to tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play with ya ...oooh thats ugly ha ha ha ha ha Chorus No matter what you wear Your face is a mess I don't think you were born You had to be hatched Everyone you meet gets one helluva scare They can't fall asleep cuz you're a walking nightmare You're sooooo ugly... I heard that when you were born The doctor slapped yo momma! Oooh.....man that's UGLY Chorus You make Frankenstein look like Johnny Depp And when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck You asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags I never seen an old lady run so fast Geez, look at those glasses! Are those coke bottles or something? ha ha ha ha ha Is that your face, or did your neck throw up something? Chorus YOU SO UGLY! -------------------------------------------------- I can't complain but sometimes I still do. Life's been good to me so far . . . | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 09-03-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Say you're dead and gone, I'll fuck your anal cunt A lifeless piece of flesh, I'll molest you if I want You're my feast, your soul has gone away But your tight anal cunt is what I'll fuck today Just another dead fuck, it means nothing to me Shit on my prick, another bloody treat Anal cunt, anal cunt Dead to the world You'll be my fuck boy You'll be my anal girl Anal cunt, anal cunt Your life has gone away Now it's time to celebrate So what, your dead, big fucking deal Another bloody corpse for me to make my meal Nobody cares about you anyway Your dead anal cunt will be my fuck today As you lay on the ground at my feet I'll rape your dead ass, penetrating deep  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild Your words once heard they can place you in a faction My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction
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| WoRMFACE | posted on 09-03-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Isnt the spandex enormaty performed by DRI? | ||||
| Oyster | posted on 09-03-2001 @ 8:21 PM | | |||
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| geedagreek | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | youre right, wormface, MOD covered this song.... hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat??? | ||||
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