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| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:55 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01  | Makin' Whoopie Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice Its really killin' that he's so willin' To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest And think what a year can bring He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee Another year, or maybe less What's this I hear? Well you can guess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of making whoopee She sits alone, most every night He doesn't phone; he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she says "Is he?" He's making whoopee He doesn't make much money; only 5000 per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says you'll pay 6 to her He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says: "Budge, right into jail" You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than making whoopee  I love the way you look at me. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I want you now Tomorrow won't do There's a yearning inside And its showing through Reach out your hand And accept my love We were waiting for too long Enough is enough I want you now My heart is aching My body is burning My hands are shaking My head is turning You understand Its so easy to choose We have time to kill We have nothing to lose I want you now Now I don't want to seem like one of the boys Its not what I'm trying to do I don't want to be like one of the boys I just want you Now Now I've got a love A love that won't wait A love that is growing And its getting late Do you know what it means To be left this way When everyone is gone The feelings they stay I want you now  AIM: SkiT4you First Member of the JWO Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Get Your Freak On Hit me, hit me Gimme some new shit Gimme some new shit Gimme some new shit Gimme some new shit (Missy) Missy be puttin it down Im the hottest round Ill told yall mutha (skurt) Yall can stop me now Listen to me now Im lastin twenty rounds And if you want me (people) Then come and get me now (bounce) Is you with me now (bounce) The biggie biggie bounce (bounce) I kno you dig the way i sw..sw...switched ma style (Holla) People sing around Now people gather round Now people jump around Chorus Getcho freak on..(go) Getcho freak on..(go) Getcho freak on..(go) Getcho freak on..(go) Getcho freak on..(go) Getcho freak on..(go) Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha freak on (2x) (Missy) (is that yo chik..) People you know Me and Timbaland been hot since twenty years ago What da dilly yo Now what da drilly yo If you wanna battle me then (people) lemme know (Holla) Got the feeling son Lemme throw you some People here I come Now sweat me when im done We got the radio shook like we got a gun Chorus (Missy) Quiet !!! Shh, hush yo mouth Silence when I, spit it out In yo face Open yo mouth, Give you a taste (Holla) Aint no stoppin me Copywritten so, dont copy me Yall do it, sloppily And yall cant come, close to me (yes) I know you feel me now (yes) I know you hear me loud (yes) I scream it loud and proud (yes) Missy gon blow it down (yes) People gon play me now (yes) In and outa town (yes) Cuz im the best around (yes) With the crazy style (go) Chorus I love the way you look at me. | ||||
| Jennitalia | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | For my fellow Swiller/Stoner Friends: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw Jimmy Buffet I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here Your voice sounds so wonderful But your face don't look too clear So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw. (Chorus) Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true So, why don't we get drunk and screw. (Instrumental) (Repeat chorus)  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | I think I'm enjoying my own thread a little too much!! Love In An Elevator workin' like a dog for the boss man (whoa) workin' for the company (whoa-yeah) bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' (whoa) I'm gonna have a fantasy (whoa-yeah) where am I gonna look? they tell me that love is blind I really need a girl like an open book to read between the lines love in an elevator livin' it up when I'm going down love in an elevator lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground Jackie's in the elevator (whoa) lingerie second floor (whoa yeah) she said can I see you later (whoa) and love you just a little more (whoa yeah) I kinda hope we get stuck nobody gets out alive she said I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey and have you home by five love in an elevator livin' it up when I'm going down love in an elevator lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground in the air, in the air honey one more time now it ain't fair love in an elevator lovin' it up when i'm going down love in an elevator going down love in an elevator livin' it up when I'm going down love in an elevator lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground gonna be a penthouse pauper gonna be a millionaire gonna be a real fast talker and have me a love affair gotta get my timing right it's a test that I got to pass I'll chase you all the way to the stairway honey kiss your sassafrass I love the way you look at me. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight But now I'm jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck I like your stories I like your gun Shooting out cop tires Sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room Wish you were dead You ball like the baby In Eraserhead Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck It's all I need right now Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck I'm sick soft gooey and cold Too drunk to fuck I'm about to drop My head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer Put it in your purse Too drunk to fuck You're too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck It's all I need right now Oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar Oh baby And now I got diarrhea Too drunk to fuck Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah Oooohhh...
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