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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
ZZ Top
Legs

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to coose them.
She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
She's my baby, she's my baby,
yeah, it's alright.

She's got hair down to her fanny.
She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
She's so fine, she's all mine,
girl, you got it right.

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's got a dime all of the time,
stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,
the girl is alright, she's alright.












Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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Sephiroth
posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:56 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Shutup RonBalloonFingerDarxJustJonDicemanBangDog.

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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 3:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Fuckin funny Seph.

Alkey, are you just trying to get your name next to every Music thread. Here I'll save you the trouble, this is what it looks like:

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Happy???



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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 7:22 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
from system of a down to.......ZZ TOP?!?!?


CEBOLLA
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posted on 12-05-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: May. 01

Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whisky bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cos that long cool woman had it all

I saw her headin' to the table
Well a tall walking big black cat
When Charlie said I hope that you're able boy
Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well suddenly we heard the sirens
And everybody started to run
A jumping out of doors and tables
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And then she was a-holding my right
Well I told her don't get scared
'Cos you're gonna be spared
Well I've gotta be forgiven
If I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
Well, with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cos that long cool woman had it all

Had it all






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