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| Oyster | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:41 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 00  | THAT ROCK!!!!!!! Right click and "save as" for a pretty good re-make of the song FATHER CHRISTMAS When I was small I believed in Santa Clause Though I knew it was my dad And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas Open my presents and I'd be glad But the last time I played Father Christmas I stood outside a department store A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor They said: "Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys. We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all the toys to the little rich boys "Don't give my brother a real trashy outfit Don't give my sister a cuddly toy We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money We only want the real McCoy "Father Christmas, give us some money We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed Father Christmas, give us some money Don't mess around with those silly toys "But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one He's got lots of mouths to feed But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun So I can scare all the kids down the street "Father Christmas, give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over Give all the toys to the little rich boys Have yourself a merry merry Christmas Have yourself a good time But remember the kids who got nothin' While you're drinkin' down your wine "Father Christmas, give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed "Father Christmas, give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over Give all the toys to the little rich boys Thomas  This message was edited by Oyster on 12-14-01 @ 4:04 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | This is actually one of my favorite Christmas songs... Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) It's Christmas Baby, please come home (Yeah!) The snow's coming down I'm watching it fall Watching the people around Baby please come home The churchbells in town They're rining a song What a happy sound Baby please come home Theyr'e singing deck the halls But it's not like Christmas at all I remember when you were here And all the fun we had last year Pretty lights on the tree I'm watching 'em shine You should be here with me Baby please come home Baby please come home Baby please come home They're singing deck the halls But it's not like Christmas at all I remember when you were here And all the fun we had last year If there was a way I'd hold back these tears But it's Christmas day Baby please come home Ohh... Baby please come home Baby please come home Baby please come home Ohh... Baby please come home Baby please come home  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 9:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Mariah Carey I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't care about presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true... All I want for Christmas Is you... I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy With a toy on Christmas day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you... You baby I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow I'm just gonna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick I won't even stay awake to Hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want you here tonight Holding on to me so tight What more can I do Baby all I want for Christmas is you You... All the lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the sound of children's Laughter fills the air And everyone is singing I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa won't you bring me the one I really need - won't you please bring my baby to me... Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just want to see baby Standing right outside my door Oh I just want him for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Baby all I want for Christmas is You... All I want for Christmas is you baby...  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | my personal favorite... Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.  | ||||
| IAmMighty | posted on 12-15-2001 @ 12:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Trans-Siberian Orchestra | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-15-2001 @ 1:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well, this one just popped into my head, blame magus. Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me baby Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me (Happy Christmas) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I love you" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special A crowded room Friends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice My god I thought you were Someone to rely on Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man under cover but you tore me apart Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man under cover buy you tore him apart Maybe next year I'll give it to someone I'll give it to someone special.  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com This message was edited by crx girl on 12-15-01 @ 1:24 AM | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-17-2001 @ 8:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights, And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Hangovers, Rigging up the lights, And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights, And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up the lights, And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Oh, I hate those Christmas cards, Hangovers, Rigging up these lights, And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: The Salvation Army, Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Sending Christmas cards, Oh, Jeez! I'm trying to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS! Charities And what do you mean, "your in-laws"?!? Five months of bills, Oh, making out these cards, Edith, get me a beer, huh? What we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: No parking spaces, DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!! Donations! Facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Writing out those Christmas cards, Hangovers, Now why the hell are they blinking?!? And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: "Batteries not included", No parking spaces, BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!! Get a job, ya bum!!! (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills, Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards, Oh, Jeez, look at this! One light goes out, they ALL go out!!! And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Stale TV specials, "Batteries not included", No parking spaces, I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!! Charities!! (sobbing) She's a witch! I hate her! Five months of bills, Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people! Oh, who's got the toilet paper? Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!! And finding a Christmas tree. The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas Carols, Stale TV specials, "Batteries not included", No parking? WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Charities! Gotta make 'em dinner! Five months of bills, I'm not sending them this year, that's it! Shut up, you! FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!! And finding a Christmas tree. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter This message was edited by SweetAngel on 12-17-01 @ 8:22 AM | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 12-17-2001 @ 8:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Merry Fucking Christmas Performed By Mr. Garrison -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say... "Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry fucking Christmas Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate. There is no holiday season in India I've heard They don't hang up their stockings And that is just absurd! They've never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout... Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry fucking Christmas Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate! Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin. On December 25th All they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say... Hey there Mr. Shintoist Merry fucking Christmas God is going to kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus And Merry fucking Christmas to you. On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say, Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, Merry Fucking Christmas, To You! (Clapping) Thank you Mr. hat  | ||||
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| posted on 12-17-2001 @ 2:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 01 | How about "Heatmiser vs Snowmiser"? Here's the mp3 for it: href="http://lesionallevil.com/christmas.html">l ink name or url IT ROCKS! | ||||
| NJ Panther | posted on 12-17-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight with you Where is Santa at his sleigh? Tell me why is it always this way? Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby? Merry Christmas, merry merry merry Christmas All the children are tucked in their beds Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads Snowball fighting, it's so exciting baby I love you and you love me And that's the way it's got to be I loved you from the start 'Cause Christmas ain't the time for breaking each other's heart  "Here we see the Enola Gay, rolling down the tarmac with death in her belly." | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | John Valby's spin on Rudolph The Red Nosed Raindeer - Leroy The Big Lipped Nigger Leroy the big lipped nigger (nigger) also had a pushed in nose and if he took his boots off (boots off) you could even see 11 toes. All of the other negros used to laugh and call him bumbles. They wouldn't let poor Leroy join in any negro rumbles. Then one bomby summer's eve some degos came to town, (wop wop wop) beatin up polocks, stompin on niggers, spreading grease all around. Leroy the big lipped nigger (nigger) was polishing his Cadillac car. Some grease spattered on his windshield he said, "you gees have gone to fucking far." Two little ginnies hit the ground Homo went and ran, But there stood Leroy, wigglin his lips with a shotgun in his hand. Leroy the big lipped nigger (nigger) got sent up for 20 years. But Leroy is not alone there. His cellmate's a Polock with great big ears. So eat shit in the morning and FUCK YOU!  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Some of my faves: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Run Run Rudolph Charles Brown - Merry Christmas Baby John Cougar Melloncamp - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Run DMC _ Christmas in Hollis Bruce - Santa Claus is Coming to Town Cheech & Chong - Santa and His Old Lady But I've always loved this song since I was little The news had come out in the First World War The bloody Red Baron was flying once more The Allied command ignored all of its men And called on Snoopy to do it again. Twas the night before Christmas, 40 below When Snoopy went up in search of his foe He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught. Christmas bells those Christmas bells Ring out from the land Asking peace of all the world And good will to man The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know Or was it the bells from the village below. Christmas bells those Christmas bells Ringing through the land Bringing peace to all the world And good will to man The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine And forced him to land behind the enemy lines Snoopy was certain that this was the end When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend" The Baron then offered a holiday toast And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host And then with a roar they were both on their way Each knowing they'd meet on some other day. Christmas bells those Christmas bells Ringing through the land Bringing peace to all the world And good will to man  You can unlock any door, if you only have the key. NEVER FORGET!!! This message was edited by spitfire421 on 12-18-01 @ 10:26 AM | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 12-18-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | For all the Jewish people on the board from Kyle from South Park:"A Lonely Jew on Christmas" -Sung by Kyle It's hard to be a jew on Christmas. My friends won't let me join in any games. And I can't sing Christmas songs, or decorate a Christmas tree, or leave water out for Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. I'm a jew, a lonely jew on Christmas. Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latke*. Instead of "Silent Night", I'm singing "hu, hach, do hachvi.". And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please. I'm a jew, a lonely jew- I’d be Merry, but I’m Hebrew, On Christmas. *Someone told me that kosher latke is some sort of Jewish Potato Pancake. | ||||
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