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NJ Panther
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Wiseguy
Joe Pesci (a.k.a. Vincent LaGuardia Gambini)

It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
Pay'd out my ass, treat all my broads like thrash
You'll catch a blast if you move to fast, aaahh
Top of class, you don't have to ask,
Getting everything but flash or cash.
Fightin and stealin, don't kill without feelin
So I win at casinos ,before they start dealin
All about respect and intellect,
Only mess with the women that pick up the check
Two supermodels, one on each arm
One chicks brunette, the other was blonde
I heard their fathers had stocks and bonds
So I fucked them up, left them floatin in a pond
Customary clothes from head to toe
Catch Joe at the fight, sittin in the first row
Everybody follows when I'm ready to go
No need to show off, they already know

I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
Hey I don't drivebuy, I'm a wiseguy
I just stop by, with a couple of guys
And I take your eyes, cause I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy

A made man in fact, like my ass is fat
Catch Joe in Bermuda, throwin them back
Sippin on tequila, with a straw hat
Put the prez on hold, tell'em I'll call'em back
Towaway zones, I don't get a ticket
Any crime committed, Pesci's acquitted
I'm a goodfella, I'd tell ya if I did it
Freak scenes with your wife last time I hit it
Cause I'm more man than you'll ever be,
And it was probably your wife in bed with me
When you see me , you better look da other way
Double cross me, you won't live to see another day
Got seven cars in my garage,
A limosine with a T.V. and bar, I'm a star
Don't do blow and I don't sell crack
Stay alert, I got sumone to whack

I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
I don't drivebuy, I'm a wiseguy
I just stop by, with a couple of guys
And I take your eyes, cause I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy


Another day another court case, it's ok
Sumbody on the jury's got rent to pay
Can't see myself in a jail rotten it,
Plus I got lawyers that are better than Cochran
If there's a wittness on tape that they play
Probably a broad that I used to lay
The last one to talk is never ever found
Got a call from downtown, put it in da ground
Her mother didn't like me, I never gave a fuck
Her brother didn't like me, I hit him with a truck
Her sister was a rip, everybody got a ride
Her father was a rat, so I buried him alive
If you talk to the cops and try to flee
Your car will blow up, when you turn da key
Don't cut a deal, or have that case appealed
I keep my mouth shut and I never squeal

I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
It's da bitch's dat'll getchas
I told ya before I don't drivebuy, I'm a wiseguy
I just stop by, with a couple of guys
And I take your eyes, cause I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy

Ya got it mutha fucker,
Ya got it mutha fucker,
Ya got it mutha fucker,
Go jump for joy, I'm da real mckoy
That's it mutha fucker
I'm a wiseguy
I'm a wiseguy




"Here we see the Enola Gay, rolling down the tarmac with death in her belly."



This message was edited by NJ Panther on 12-22-01 @ 12:09 AM
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 2:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
* - originally appeared on the Fresh soundtrack and as a single

Chorus: GZA and RZA

I gotcha back, but you best to watch your front
Cause it's the niggaz that front, they be pullin stunts
I gotcha back, but you best to watch your front
Cause it's the niggaz who front (they be pullin stunts)

Lyrics:

I was always taught my do's and don'ts
For do's I did, and for don'ts, I said I won't
I'm from Brooklyn, a place where stars are born
Streets are shot up, apartment buildings are torn
and ripped up, stripped up, shacked up and backed up
from fiends, cause the bosses on the scene, they got it cracked up
Kids are slingin in my lobby
Little Steve and Bobby
Gettin paid but it's a life-threatening hobby
Yeah, they still play hide and seek
The fiends seek for the crack, and they hide and let the cops peep
Grown folks say they should be out on their own
Before the gangs come and blow up their mom's home
Because they lifestyle is hectic, so fuckin hectic
Blaow! Blaow! Blaow! Bullets are ejected
My lifestyle was so far from well
Coulda wrote a book with a title "Age 12 and Goin through Hell"
Then I realized the plan
I'm trapped in a deadly video game, with just one man
So I don't only watch my back, I watch my front
Cause it's the niggaz who front, they be pullin stunts

Back on the Ave of Lavonia and Bristol with a pistol
Stickin up Pamela and Crystal
You know your town is dangerous when you see the strangest
kid come home from doin the bid and nuthin changes
What is the meaning of CRIME (what?)
Is it Criminals Robbin Innocent Motherfuckers Everytime?
Little shorties take walks to the schoolyard
Tryin to solve the puzzles to why is life so hard
Then as soon as they reached the playground, blaow!
Shots ring off and now one of them lay down
It's so hard to escape the gunfire
I wish I could rule it out like an umpire
But it's an everlasting game, and it never cease to exist
Only the players change, so...

Chorus 3X

RZA - I gotcha back (8X)
I gotcha back so you best to watch your front
Cause it's the niggaz who front, that be pullin stunts
I gotcha back but you best to watch your front
It's the niggaz who front, that be pullin stunts

Outro: (LP version only)

*old man*
Your, tech, nique, is, mag-ni-ficent
When cut across the neck
A sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say
I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday
To hear that sound
But to have it happen to my own neck is... ridiculous
*man gasps for air*

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01

>> Frank Sinatra >> Luck Be a Lady <<

They call you lady luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out

Your on this date with me
The pickin's have been lush
And yet before the evening is over
You might give me the brush

You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray

Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck if you've been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
Luck be a lady with me

A lady never leaves her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice

Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight

A lady never flirts with strangers
She'd have a heart, she'd be nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice

Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight




No great thing is created suddenly. Y




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