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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Life's short and hard like a body-building elf | ||||
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| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:16 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01  | Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out) Bloodhound Gang Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics? Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics? Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? Did you like the movie Malcolm X? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey? Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi? Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me But what's the use of living if your ear's be? Broken even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about Lift your head up and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H? Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache? When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask? Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask? Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book? Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook? Does she stick to linoleum when she squats? Does she look pregnant although she's not? Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops? Or at a Star Trek convention or on top? Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's? Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve? Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels? Does he do kegstands until he hurls? Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail Life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about Lift your head up and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out So take your life instead of taking it for granted I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it Live today like it's gonna be your last Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas I hope you take this the wrong way And misinterpret what I say Rewind and let me reverse Backwards like Judas Preist first did Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about Lift your head up and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Lift your head up high and blow your brains out  | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Yes! What is it?  | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | I was sure this was going to be a DANZIG thread. Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: ROTHFLMAO...BTW, what the hell is danzig doing these days?  AIM me "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote: TO WALK THE NIGHT ----------------- To walk the night To feel no love To know the touch of another kiss Never more To walk the night To forever roam To escape inside cool darkness Alone I have wandered my whole life long The night becomes my bride and everything else must die World without end For me Unearthly night World you fear Love lies lurking, a wounded dingo-dog Soon to decease I have wandered my whole life long The night becomes my bride and everything else must die World without end For me To walk the night Solitary friend Night ethereal World without end Forever more Forever quote:If I told you what I heard I'd have to kill you | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | A Bloodhound Gang thread huh? Here's one for ya. ;) THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show ‘em them titties Now show ‘em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show ‘em them titties Now show ‘em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow?
"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW) | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie I've brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter I don't want to talk to you don't you understand? Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman? I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend But in the end you still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do You are my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran Duran  | ||||
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