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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be

Hey you -

Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not
Puts me down, fools me around
What's she doing to me?
Out for satisfaction, any piece of action
That ain't the way it should be
She needs love, smells out a man
She's gotta see
Pours my beer, licks my ear
Brings out the devil in me

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Spends my money, drinks my booze, stays out every night
And I got to thinking, "Hey, just a minute, something ain't right"
Disillusions and confusion
Make me want to cry
All the same, you lead your games
Tellin' me your lies
Don't mind her playing a demon
As long as it's with me
If this is hell then you could say
It's heavenly

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Late at night turns down the lights
Closes up on me
Opens my heart, tears it apart
Brings out the devil in me

Hell ain't no bad place to be



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP


If your havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Call me any time
36 24 36 (slaver)
I lead a life of crime
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
repeat
repeat
repeat
Your havin' problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
repeat
repeat
repeat
If you got a lady but you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee I'll be happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
repeat
repeat
repeat
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap




LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Big Balls

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom's always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker




fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If You Want Blood
It's criminal
There ought to be a law
Criminal
There ought to be a whole lot more
You get nothing for nothing
Tell me who can you trust
We got what you want
And you got the lust

CHORUS:
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood, you got it

Yes you have

It's animal
Livin' in a human zoo
Animal
The shit that they toss to you
Feeling like a Christian
Locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On a second's rage

CHORUS:
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets
Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
You want blood, you got it

Ow, oh, (play the tune)
Yeaaah- yeah
Waaaaah

Blood on the rocks
Blood on the streets
Blood in the sky
Blood on the sheets
If you want blood - you got it

I want you to bleed for me

If you want blood, you got it (x15) - (to fade out)







My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!
Turk408
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ride On

It's another lonely evening, in another lonely town.
But I ain't too old to worry, no I'm not to old to cry,
When a woman gets me down.

Got another empty bottle, in another empty bed.
Ain't too young to admit it, no I'm not too old to lie,
I'm just another empty head.
ooooh that's why I'm lonely, I'm so lonely, BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DOOOOOO
I'm gonna ride on, ride on, ride on,
Standing on the edge of the road, thumb in the air, one of these days I'm gonna change my evil ways. Till then I'll just keep riding on...

Broke another promise, I broke another heart..but I ain't too young to realize that I'm not to old to try, try to get back to the start.
And it's another red light nightmare, oooooh in another redlight street.
And I ain't young to hurry cause I ain't too old to die but I sure am hard to beat.
But I'm lonely, Lord I'm lonely, WHAT AM I GONNA DOOOOOOO
Ride on, ride on, ride on,
Got myself a one way ticket, going the wrong way,
gonna change my evil ways, one of these days, one of these days.....
Ride on, Ride on, I'm gonna ride on, ride on
mmmmlooking for a truck, mmmmmm keep on riding,
Riding on and on and on and on and on...
Gonna have myself a good time, oooh yeah
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
One of these days, one of these days.....


It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Highway To Hell

Living easy, lovin' free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

Turk408
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Damn, Flock, beat me to it.
Squealer
She said she'd never been....
Never been touched before...
She said she'd never been...
This far before...
She said she'd never liked...to be excited
She said she always had....had to fight it(but she never won)
She said she'd never been, never been balled before.
And I don't think....she'll ever ball no more(fixed her good)
Hey,
Squealer, when I held her hand...
I made her understand,
Squealer, when I kissed her lips,
Squealer, sucked her fingertips.
Squealer, mmm starting getting hot,
Squealer, made it hard to stop,
Squealer, got too much,
Squealer, I think I got the magic touch.

Yeaaaaaah Squealer....Squealer...(fade out)


It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Whole Lotta Rosie

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone

CHORUS:
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one to turn
Only one to turn me on
All through the night time
And right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stops

CHORUS





windowlck
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 6:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
THE JACK
(Young -Young - Scott)
She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, and who knows what else?
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, It was a bad deal, (Jack)
She gave me the (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh can't you tell
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, you never know!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, and it hurts!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Aaaaaah!

Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and God bless!




AIM me
You have a MULE????


Norton's Victim
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
HAVE A DRINK ON ME
Back In Black (1980)(Young, Young, Johnson)

Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Come on

Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind

So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me

Get stoned

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
Oooh

Gonna roll around [gonna double down]
Gonna hit the ground
Take another [swing | swig]
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise

CHORUS
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me

Have a drink oooooooon me






The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve



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