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Froy
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
No matter how good a songwriter someone is, every once in a while the slip up and insert a horrible line in an otherwise good song. What examples can you think of...

Here's one from Pete Townshend in The Who's They're All in Love, an otherwise great song, except for the line in bold...


Where do you walk on sunny times
When the rivers gleam and the buildings shine
How do you feel goin' up hallowed halls
And the summer clothes brighten gloomy halls

And they're all in love
And they're all in love

Where do you fit in phphtth magazine
Where the past is the hero and the present a queen
Just tell me right now where do you fit in
With mud in your eye and a passion for gin

And they're all in love
And they're all in love

Hey, goodbye all you punks
Stay young and stay high
Just hand me my checkbook
And I'll crawl out to die...



I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I'm not really sure if this fit, but this is a line that always bugged me. It fits in the song but....

Self Esteem
by The Offspring

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keep it up I just might tell her so
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend

Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care; Right ?
Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem


wouldn't it make more sense if it was ...like a disease and I wonder how much more I can spread.



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Jay-Z
"I'm a pimp by blood not relation"- thats the same fucking thing




Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.
TOOL-4-LIFE
(Am I cool if I can do That???) NO!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 1:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
this is what my friend calls the "comercial comercial song"

Pass The Mic
Beastie Boys

If You Can Feel What I'm Feeling Then It's A Musical Masterpiece
But If You Can Hear What I'm Dealing With Then That's Cool At Least
What's Running Through My Mind Comes Through In My Walk True
Feelings Are Shown From The Way That I Talk And This Is Me, Y'All-
I M.C., Y'All My Name Is M.C.A. And I Still Do What I Please And
Now I'd Like To Introduce I'll Pass The Mic To D. For A Fist Full Of Truth


The Name Is D., Y'All And I Don't Pay And I Can Rock A Block Party
'Til Your Hair Turns Grey "So, What You Sayin'?" I Explode On Site
And Like Jimmy Walker I'm "Dynomite" And Now I'd Like To Pass
The Mic So Adrock C'mon And Do Anything You Like


I'm The A.D.R.O.C.K. In The Place With The Bass I'm Going
All The Way I Can't Stop Y'All Tick Tock Y'All And If You Think
That You're Slick You'll Catch A Brick Y'All 'Cause I'm A Turn It In
And I'm A Turn It Out But For Now I've Got To Pass The Mic To Yauch


Well On And On And On And On I Can't Stop Y'All 'Til The Early Morn'
So Rock Rock Y'All Tick Tock Y'All To The Beat Y'All
C'mon And Rock Y'All


I Give Thanks For Inspiration It Guides My Mind Along The Way
A Lot Of People Get Jealous, They're Talking About Me
But That's Just 'Cause They Haven't Got A Thing To Say


Everybody's Rapping Like It's A Commercial Actin' Like Life Is A
Big Commercial
So This Is What I've Got To Say To You All Be True To
Yourself And You Will Never Fall And Now I'd Like To Pass The Mic To


The A So What's Your Name, Yauch? My Name Is M.C.A. I've Been
Coming To Where I Am From The Get Go Find That I Can Groove
With The Beat When I Let Go So Put Your Worries On Hold Get Up
And Groove With The Rhythm In Your Soul And Now I'd Like To
Pass The Mic To My Brother Adrock C'mon And Shine Like A Light


Yes Yes Y'All And Yes Yes Y'All I'm Always On Time Never The Less
Y'All And That's Right Y'All, I Shed Light Y'All I've Got No Time In
My Life To Get Uptight Y'All So What You Gonna Say That I Don't
Know Already? I'm Like Clyde And I'm Rockin' Steady But Time Flies
When You're Having Fun So Mike D C'mon And Get Some


M.I.K.E. To The D. You Come And See Me And You Pay A Fee Do What I
Do Professionally To Tell The Truth I Am Exactly What I Want To Be
Now Ad-Rock And M.C.A. Let's Rock This Joint In The Old School Way


Well I'm On 'Til The Crack Of Dawn Mowing Down M.C.'s
Like I'm Mowing A Lawn I Go Off Like Nothing Can Phase Me
You Think We'll Ever Meet Stevie? One Of These Days, D.
But I Can Stand My Ground And I Am Down To Wax An M.C.
Who Acts Like A Clown But For Now, I'd Like To Ask You
How You Like The Feel Of The Bass In Your Face In The Crowd






have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
American Princess
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
let us not forget:

There´s a lady who´s sure all that glitter is gold.
And she´s buying a stairway to heaven.
And when she gets there she knows if the store are closed.
With a word she can get what she came for.

There´s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure.
Cause she know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook there´s a song bird who sings sometimes.
All of our thougts are misgiven.

There´s a feeling I get when I look to the west.
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thougts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.


And it´s whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
And the forests will echo with laughter.

And it makes me wonder.

If there´s a bustle in your hedgerow don´t be alarmed now.
It´s just a spring clean for the May-Queen.

Yes there two paths you can go by.
But in the long run.
There´s still time to change the road you´re on.

Your head is humming and it won´t go - in case you don´t know.
The pipers calling you to join him.
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow.
And did you know
your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road.
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know.
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll...

mother shucker
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Hey Norton, that song has one of my favorite lines in it.
quote:

All this rejection's got me so low
If she keep it up I just might tell her so



I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker!
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Mother Shucker... No doubt it is a really cool song. It's just that one line that has always drove me nuts ( I think more because I was singing it wrong for a few years before I found out).



"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve
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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Hey Jude
(Lennon-McCartney)

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey, Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-15-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The tragedy of this rape as I try to cover it with a cape. ..


NORTON IS GOD
Signguy
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I didn't think so.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Heres my stupid song. I just made it up for laughs.... if I get any.


I'm a thug
I like to shoot people and bang hoes
You can't stop me
You can't stop me
I keep coming like Jason from Friday The 13th
I keep puking like Lardass from Stand By Me
I keep telling people to suck it like Shawn Michaels from the WWF




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