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njstrawberry
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I Don't Like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
gets switched to overload
and nobody's gonna go to school today
she's gonna make them stay at home
And Daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reason
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

The telex machine is kept so clean
and it types to waiting world.
And Mother feels so shocked
Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen
No it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
They can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys awhile
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
That the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to die

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

lyrics and music by Bob Geldof
taken from the album "The Fine Art of Surfacing"







...the only strawberry worth eating...
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Manic Monday

Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late 'cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days when you wish your bed was already made.

It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my Funday (oh-woe)
My I don't have to runday (oh)
It's just another manic Monday.

Have to catch an early train, got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane, I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train but the boss is already there.

It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my Funday (oh-woe)
My I don't have to runday (oh)
It's just another manic Monday.

All of my nights why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice:
"C'mon honey, let's go make some noise" (ba ba ba baaaa)
Time, it goes so fast (when you're having fun).

It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my Funday (oh-woe)
My I don't have to runday (woe)
It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my funday (oh)
It's just another manic Monday.




"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)



This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 2-18-02 @ 1:42 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY
by: NOFX


I'm gonna tell you what i really think i like about monday
cause they fell like saturdays
when you don't have to go to work,
every day is a holiday
i wake up when i want to,
i do anything i wanna do
can't wait for tuesday
i really don't like fridays
i can't do what i wanna do
sold out at the movies,
can't eat at the restaurant
everybody wants to party,
but the bar's full of cigarette smoke
i think i'll stay home,
i think i'll wait for monday
i live a five day weekend,
i gotta year long holiday
thanks god it's monday
the only place i gotta be
is the show or on the first tee
thank god it's monday
never mind aggravation,
just give me modulation
gimmie another key
i'll tell you why i like tuesdays,
cause they're kinda like christmas
come to think about wednesdays,
are a little like hanakah
thursdays thanksgiving,
i'm talking about good living
i think i'll give thanx
thank god it's monday






"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 2-18-02 @ 2:04 PM
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"Blue Monday"
-Orgy

How does it feel to treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me, how do I feel
Tell me now, How do I feel
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They'll turn away no more
And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortunes
I'd be a heavenly person today
And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how should I feel
Now I stand here waiting...
I thought I told you to leave me
When I walked down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold




You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that.
You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees.
I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want
and if only you could see into me....

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
MONDAY, MONDAY
(Phillips)

Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da

Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me

Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday mornin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
A-you can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be
But Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
A-you can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, it just turns out that way
Oh Monday, Monday, won't go away
Monday, Monday, it's here to stay
Oh Monday, Monday
Oh Monday, Monday




Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman



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