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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: GWAR this WEEK!!! | ||||
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| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-26-2002 @ 8:21 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01  | The greatest band on this planet's coming to Philly this week. It should be a blood bath!! Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, You always finish last. [Chorus:] Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Your face is gross, you eat white toast, You don't know what to do. It's just your luck, you really suck, That's all - I'm sick of you [Chorus] (Bring it down... I said bring it down! Thank you) Don't ya know? So sick of you. Things you say, and all the things you do. [x6] [Chorus x3] Human filth.. Sick!  Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| Turk408 | posted on 02-27-2002 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Black unt Huge You know I'm totally flaccid... I'm just a limp mega prick You know I'm lookin for A Stupid White Chick... Because I'm Black and Huge Black and Huge Black and Huge Oh yes I'm black I'm black and huge OHOHOHOHHH And now I see you you're there on the ground And now you know yeah, I'm raising a mound I'm going to got to make you erupt, If I could just get out of this cup. Because I'm Black and huge, Black and huge, Black and huge, Oh yes I'm black I'm so black and so Huge OOOH YEAH!!!! (Note: this was on an import of the first album Hell-o different version on Scumdogs) and BTW I can think of quite a few people in my life that the last song is PERFECT for Crushed in the pit...nailed to the stage... I only suck the souls that are underage A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 02-27-2002 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | VLAD THE IMPLALER
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| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 02-27-2002 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | Visit this Website Well look at that...  | ||||
| Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!! | posted on 02-27-2002 @ 1:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | A friend of mine attended the Cleveland show last week and said it rocked!! Have a great time. Joey #10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest • Email Me Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site Searching to find a love up on a higher level | ||||
| Turk408 | posted on 02-28-2002 @ 1:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I love you Mary Ann..... LONG LIVE NIPPLEUS ERECTUS!!!!!! A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 02-28-2002 @ 6:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | OK, I believe I'm adequately fucked up now....time to go to the show. If I don't make it out alive, it's been real all.... The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for birth And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot Crack in the egg Crack in the egg The time is right Crack in my pipe Parasitical scum, you die so easily But you always have sickened me Your will enslaved, you grovel for more Soon your bowels will litter the floor Cannibalistic depravity Bereft of all humanity A fitting feast of abject insanity A dark curtain before last calamity There is but one way to give the egg life Murder the innocent souls Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed Their skulls are fashioned into bowels You masses of humans are gagging in glee Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me If you're really lucky I'll vomit on thee I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee Sunder your forms with my withering hacks Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack I got a bunch of them here in my sack I slaughtered your daughters, I mangled your sons If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come The end of your race, we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and Beef the midwife But it takes so long, how can I cut slack Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child? Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby We infected his being with evil drugs So he would grow up and be a thug Destroy the planet, the world he will mug The human race will die and we will just shrug Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-01-2002 @ 12:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | Horrific, Disturbing, Cathartic, Orgasmic... I sit here in awe...in disbelief...in fear...in shame. My blood soaken tee shirt grips my shivering, tattered form. I have seen the jaws of death. GWAR has come and yet I live...sorry folks! Ok enough horseshit. The show was f'n great to say the least. What follows kinda gives away some of the highlights of the show (some scrcipted and some not). If you intend to see their show and want to be suprised STOP READING HERE!! On the slaughter list were (omitting the coutless slaves and pit casualities): Mike Tyson (flesh torn from upper torso and disembowelment), Osama bin Laden (Oderous ate his brain, while slaves nibbled on his bloodied torso), George W Youknowwho (Beheaded and later quartered, disemboweled and eaten) and finally the Pope (halved at the mid section by Oderous and fed to Gor-Gor, *Gor Gor was later killed as well). On the unscripted portion fo this: Some dude got on stage and ran at Oderous. Oderous sez incredulously, "You got to be fuckin kiddin me!!" Oderous then ran at him, punched him until he curled up into the fetal position, and joined in in kicking him along with Beefcake and a few slaves. Fuckin classic. Whether or not this incident was staged it was fuckin funny (Anyone else see this?). It looked rather unscripted to me. Beefcake then gets on the mic as the man's limp body was scraped off the stage by security and sez, "That has got to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in a long time." (or something to that effect) Oderous then sez, " You fuck with me?! You fuck with Gwar?! You fucking die!!!!" Fucking Awesome!! I was rather suprised that they didn't play "Osama Go GO", but overall the set was filled with classic shit. I have no complaints, except for the 20 or so boots I got in the head from crowd surfers. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | I have an old VHS tape of GWAR. I cannot remeber the CD that it was made for. Something to do with Antartica, but anyway it is one of the funnist things. I use to really like them in high school, I did not realize that they where still around. | ||||
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