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Banana_juice	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Bad Ass Bitch Chorus: (Mixx scratches "Bad ass bitch!") (During the breakdowns, we hear the Crew just hangin' out,chit-chatting about their sexual encounters. Most of their words are inaudible.) Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] There's always one bitch in every town Every time you see her, her panites are down Always dressed fresh in the ladies' wear She sports the weave instead of hair Known to the boys as a real fly cutie Tight-ass jeans to show that booty When we met, I acted grinnin'' Cause in my book, she was a queen I felt that feelin', anticipation Later came the stories of a reputation She was burnin' since she was born I fucked anyway, 'cause the bitch was ON! Chorus Verse 2: [Brother Marquis] When we first met, I'll never forget' Cause her lips were moist, a touch soft and wet We danced, to a funky tune And stared at each other in a smoke-filled room I said, "What's up? Are you down with it? Let's go to the crib so I can run up in it!" So we left the club for this night full of fun I'm out for a splak, 'cause I'm not the one For no bullshit or love-silly games Let's get butt-booty naked and do the wild thing First she took off her panties, snatched off her bra Out popped the biggest tits I ever saw They were big enough to knock a man down They were shaped like grapes, and my favorite shade of brown My dick was hard, and she was hot like a heater By the looks of her mouth, she was a dick-eater I said, "You raggedy bitch, don't play dumb! Put my dick in your mouth and make this motherfucker cum!! "Yeah! This bitch was ON!! Chorus Verse 3: [Brother Marquis] The head was smokin', I had to call my friends In the next ten minutes, all the boys were in Dat was in the front and Lat was in the back The pussy was poppin' like Cracker Jack! [Fresh Kid Ice] She had to get paid; I put her in the trick I gave her a penny for every inch of my dick We kept on fuckin' 'till the early morn [ALL] THAT BITCH WAS ON!!! Chorus (Mixx scratches "Gimme more! Bitch!") E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	Were you watching VH1 a little while ago? They had most shocking moments ever. 2 Live Crew being banned in stores seems like years ago. (more than 10 or so) Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. But I'm tired of waiting. Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD, and shoot you myself. MJK
Banana_juice	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	actually, i am at work so no i didnt have vh1 on.. some girl was just saying "me luv you long time" to someone , they were talking about full metal jacket.and that line made me think about the me so horny song . E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	If you can check out VH1 most shocking moments. They have a little thing on them around number maybe 60. Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. But I'm tired of waiting. Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD, and shoot you myself. MJK
chrissy g	posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:27 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	I love old rap from back in the day Me on the roof of our weekend shack 'There are only two things that are truly infinite the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe.' Albert Einstein
Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I miss 2 Live Jews, they kicked ass. "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen é
red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 03-06-2002 @ 2:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Ants in My Pants. one of my friends had that on tape. Oy, it so humid. NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA.
KeeKee	posted on 03-07-2002 @ 10:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	Ahhhh they don't write lyrics like this anymore... Pop That Pussy [Blowfly] "Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od-DAMN!! Shee-yee-YIT!! Look at the asson that bitch! Look at the titties!" (Mixx scratches "Aw hit me!" and "Hold your legs up on easy.") Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice] There's only one place where we can go To see freaky hoes doin' shows Doin' tricks to make us holler On a giving night, all for a dollar Silicone breasts, all on their chests Nothin' like others, but above the rest They'll do anything to turn us on Them hoes got it goin' on!! [Brother Marquis] I like big booty and big ol' titties Bitch, you know you've been fucked by many So come and be my private dancer I got some money if that's the answer I really wanna be with you; I get hard after seeing you How hard? Hard like a rock, When you make that pussy pop! Chorus (2x): [Luke] Pop that pussy! Heyyy! Pop that pussy, baby! Pop that pussy! Pop, pop that pussy, baby! Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice] Freaky bitches with plenty of ass Rollin' to the music and shakin' real fast Bend over backwards, make me shout And work that pussy, in and out Movin' their body with plenty of action Bringin' to the men more satisfaction Doin' what they feel to turn us out Just work that pussy all the way out! [Brother Marquis] Shake it! Don't break it! It took your momma nine months to make it Bend over and spread 'em, girl Show-w-w me those pussy pearls Rub that ass and play with that clit You know I like that freaky shit Girl, you know you look so cute Throwin' that pussy the way you do! Chorus Verse 3: [Fresh Kid Ice] Poppin' that pussy's a dance for the ladies Straight from the South, into the 90's Freaky bitches are the ones I like In G-strings in the middle of the night Smoke-filled stages, bitches in cages Guards at the door, armed with gauges As they dance and I get hot, Keep throwin' that pussy! Don't stop! [Brother Marquis] I like the way you lick the champagne glass It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass So come on, baby, and pop it quick I fall in love when you suck my dick Bitch, you don't know? You ain't heard? Fuckin' with me, you're gonna get served See, none of my bitches, they never complain So come on, baby, and pop that thang! Chorus [Luke] Janet J, pop, that pus-sy! Bu-bles, pop, that pus-sy! Sandra P, pop, that pus-sy! Ma-donna, pop that stinky smelly pussy, baby! [Mr. Mixx] scratches: "Work this motherfucker!" "Shit, this good!" "Woo hoo!" Chorus [Luke] BREAKDOWN!!
HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 03-07-2002 @ 10:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	And who could forget this touching ballad? Sing along, won't you? :D Chorus(2x): Luke FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! (repeated by the rest of the Crew) Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night I make her do things like nothing before And when I'm done, she'll always be sore From the things I do when I'm fuckin' And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin' A double team with a friend of mine Luke's in front and I'm behind Just ridin' you like a pony While you suck my dick, makin' me horny Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions Prop your ass up and freak the pushin' And when I cum, you'll hear me roar I'll treat any bitch like a whore 'Cause it's the way I like to fuck It's face down and ass up! Chorus Verse 2: Brother Marquis Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck I like the butt, it's my favorite position I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin' Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over In a full house spread, let me hold ya Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers Dick-tricks, go round and round Grip it with your pussy, go up and down I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out So when you're naked, down on all fours You better make sure that you get yours 'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya I got mine, ho! SEE YA! Chorus Verse 3: Luke OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out: Lemme hear you say, "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (they all repeat) Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (they all repeat) OK ladies, I got one for y'all! Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (the ladies repeat) All the ladies lemme hear you say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (the ladies repeat) Chorus >)
Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-08-2002 @ 7:57 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Those were funny ass songs. Peach nice sig. LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

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