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staticXXX	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:27 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	"Karate" With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why. I'm 'onna kick your ass From here to right over there. Oh yeah muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. i'm waiting for the damn picture of DDP bitch!!! you know who i am talking about...
Mike Rotch	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:01 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	You sunovabitch. I just stopped singing the line "You broke the rules, now I pull out all your pubic hair" in the halls at work and now it's stuck in my head again. Fucker! Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functining mind is Clinically dead. Believe in nothing...
Jack Meehoff Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 5:33 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Finally, you posted positively. I'm proud of you grasshopper. You are learning. Here is your reward:   All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.
Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 03-22-2002 @ 5:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	NICE! "Double Team" [spoken] Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'? [sung] That's the first thin' I say to you. How's it goin'? Are you flowin'? Listen honey, Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you, Showin', growin', Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze. And squeeze! Take off your blouse, And your underpants, Then take a look, 'Cause here me and KG come naked, Out of the side-hatch, With the oils and perfume and incense. Now you're groovin', Put on a cool '70s groove. A funky groove to fuck to. A funky groove to fuck to. Me, me and KG, It's all about sex supreme, We likes to cream jeans. (sex) Have you ever been worked on By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex) That's what I'm offerin' you. You step into our room, And then you smell the perfume, You lay upon our roundish bed, And then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with the feather and the French tickler, Look out baby he got the tools. And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet. It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes. We don't mind sucking on toes! Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow! Havin' sex with me and KG, Now you're talkin' double team supreme. Let's roll! Oh! [2-part:] Ahh, oh! What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh! Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh! Deht! Deht! Eeee! ...Splooge! [spoken] That was the one. [KG:] Hail Satan! [JB:] Hail Satan! [KG:] Hail Satan! [JB:] Hail Satan! Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM | E-mail You're the Man Now Dog Victim of the System...3.5 Months
Oyster	posted on 03-23-2002 @ 1:34 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 00	you're forgetting the very end of the Karate song. if you listen real close it's warbled words. but if you convert it to .wav and reverse it. you will find that it is Jack Black saying "DONKEY CRAP". try it when you are bored. Thomas
Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!	posted on 03-27-2002 @ 3:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Hey Oyster - It's nice to see someone still supporting the Toadies

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