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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 04-21-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
100 Years

The sun is warm as the day is long
I just got the feeling I can do no wrong
I've got a long way to walk; can't afford my next meal
I tell a few lies but my hunger is real
And it...

[Chorus]
Won't mean a thing in 100 years
no it won't mean a thing in 100 years

Mademoiselle, tell me do you play?
Well, if she shakes her head, then that's okay
I watch her walk away in haste
There's just no accounting for some people's taste,
And it...

[Chorus]

Big angry man at the doorway there
Just keep on walking like I don't care
Why you giving such an evil eye?
Could it be you were ignored by every passerby?
and it...

[Chorus]

Play in the park for tobacco and food
Then I excuse myself but they think I'm rude
Tourist don't want me to end this show
But this colorful attraction got places to go
and it...

[Chorus]

Sit at the pier, watch the sun go down
Another lost little boy in a big old town
I want to laugh; I want to cry
But no matter how hard I may try

[Chorus twice]





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
THE GALAXY SONG
By Monty Python

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
the sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16 000 light-years thick,
but out by us it's just 3 000 light-years wide.
We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there's bugger all down here on Earth.




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Beans Malone
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Sometimes I feel reall small when i'm under the weather or just getting out of a cold shower.
Other than that I feel rather huge.. :rolleyes:


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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
How dare I think I've got fuckin' problems...

WARNING: This is a very very bad photo
I'm not joking. It's pretty damn bad.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

DannyNoonan
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I thought scenes like that only happened in
cartoons... :rolleyes: My question is why didn't
the fucking photographer pick the kid up and take
him to the food shelter? That pic is gonna stay
in my head for quite a while now... :(

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
The kid was taking Sam Kinison's advice and moving to where the food is. Unfortunately, so was the vulture.

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